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Michael Winner Vote score: 22296Michael Winner

Before the invention of video games, we had to play the analogue version of Space Invaders.

18/01/17 13:36:29

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

The audience for the latest Phil Collins concert were on first-name terms.

18/01/17 12:04:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20953Ian Skelding

"The Lions are ready, there must be at least one Christian among you."

18/01/17 16:29:49

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11162Smuldo

"Welcome back to the Extreme Line Dancing Championship..."

18/01/17 13:25:02

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

All Joan could think of was the difference between a toned, oiled Italian gladiator and her twat of a husband, Clive.

18/01/17 12:44:35

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Honestly!, who's idea was it to use a transparent Slinky!?

18/01/17 12:36:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13327Dan Nicholls

Jesus Beryl, we're not going to find your contact lense, put your bloody glasses on.

18/01/17 12:11:30

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Theresa May and her cabinet going around all over the place before eventually coming up with an exit strategy.

18/01/17 13:04:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9310Vanessa the Guesser

"... and when I click my fingers, you're back in the tomb."

18/01/17 12:27:49

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19942John Llamas

Older folk just don't get this 'Pokemon Go' thing

18/01/17 12:10:21

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4329Kenny Ireland

"Do-re-mi take 53682".

20/01/17 0:19:13

 
Michael Monkhouse Vote score: 2804Michael Monkhouse

Sharon Stoned.

19/01/17 11:57:39

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4329Kenny Ireland

The shitty staircase. Every town has one.

18/01/17 22:44:53

 
larry G. Vote score: 1368larry G.

Colosseum seat assignments are hard to find when only Roman numerals are being used.

18/01/17 20:30:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9508Neil Mackenzie

Saga holidays are all down hill.

18/01/17 19:44:50

 
larry G. Vote score: 1368larry G.

Family and friends looking for lost lottery ticket.

18/01/17 19:44:07

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2700GeeDee

Hey Guys watch out for the Goat's shit

18/01/17 18:33:20

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Hi stephanie

18/01/17 18:07:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20953Ian Skelding

"Are you the Judean people's front?"

18/01/17 17:49:43

 
Mr Dome Vote score: 7549Mr Dome

Sometimes when you get there late there is no point even trying....

18/01/17 17:21:01

 
Jason Plessas Vote score: 200Jason Plessas

Archeologists: their work is in ruins.

18/01/17 17:13:18

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

In the hope for a fresh start to 2017, the fashion police give the 'sweaters around the waist' brigade amnesty from the naughty step.

18/01/17 14:00:39

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

While Jack eyed up the tour guide, Mary planned his sudden, bumpy death.

18/01/17 13:30:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30089Tony Edwards

The Thirty-Nine Steps

18/01/17 12:38:49

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13327Dan Nicholls

Nowadays, this was as close as Jill got to going down.

18/01/17 12:19:29

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13327Dan Nicholls

I have not got a clue how those goats do it.

18/01/17 12:11:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30089Tony Edwards

Stareways

18/01/17 12:04:05

 
Polymorph . Vote score: 751Polymorph .

'Some men are just better at'Sowing their seeds' than others'

18/01/17 16:44:19

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

"Max you peach you,this is a great holiday"

18/01/17 14:54:33

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4752Chris Halliwell

Anybody seen my contact lens?

18/01/17 14:15:29

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19519John Glover

Last nights rain had almost obliterated the seat numbers, early members of the audience try to find their place before the outdoor performance starts.

18/01/17 13:22:49

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13327Dan Nicholls

What it feels like when the escalators are knackered on the underground.

18/01/17 12:52:48

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

♪ You'll Never Walk Alone ♪

18/01/17 12:38:44

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Roaming the Spanish Steps.

18/01/17 12:34:40

 
Ross Davidson Vote score: 1681Ross Davidson

"Jane I thought you said this holiday was all inclusive...I'm half bored"

18/01/17 12:25:04

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19942John Llamas

"I said bringing that pet newt would end in tiers."

18/01/17 12:22:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30089Tony Edwards

Mind your step

18/01/17 12:15:45

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Don't follow me, I'm lost too."

18/01/17 12:13:56

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19942John Llamas

The Borrower's tour company was a success but it was a tough gig for the guide.

18/01/17 12:12:35

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

The planned 2017 Greco-Roman conference is in ruins.

18/01/17 12:08:54

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

Americans search in vain for some sign of Trump's braincells.

18/01/17 12:03:00

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19942John Llamas

As Trump's inauguration approaches, things are not looking up.

18/01/17 12:02:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37300Welsh Rarebit

Stepping Stoned

18/01/17 12:02:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37300Welsh Rarebit

♬ Stairway to Devon ♬

18/01/17 12:01:50

 
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