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Before the invention of video games, we had to play the analogue version of Space Invaders.

18/01/17 13:36:29

The audience for the latest Phil Collins concert were on first-name terms.

18/01/17 12:04:54

"The Lions are ready, there must be at least one Christian among you."

18/01/17 16:29:49

"Welcome back to the Extreme Line Dancing Championship..."

18/01/17 13:25:02

All Joan could think of was the difference between a toned, oiled Italian gladiator and her twat of a husband, Clive.

18/01/17 12:44:35

Honestly!, who's idea was it to use a transparent Slinky!?

18/01/17 12:36:01

Jesus Beryl, we're not going to find your contact lense, put your bloody glasses on.

18/01/17 12:11:30

Theresa May and her cabinet going around all over the place before eventually coming up with an exit strategy.

18/01/17 13:04:31

"... and when I click my fingers, you're back in the tomb."

18/01/17 12:27:49

Older folk just don't get this 'Pokemon Go' thing

18/01/17 12:10:21

"Do-re-mi take 53682".

20/01/17 0:19:13

Sharon Stoned.

19/01/17 11:57:39

The shitty staircase. Every town has one.

18/01/17 22:44:53

Colosseum seat assignments are hard to find when only Roman numerals are being used.

18/01/17 20:30:01

Saga holidays are all down hill.

18/01/17 19:44:50

Family and friends looking for lost lottery ticket.

18/01/17 19:44:07

Hey Guys watch out for the Goat's shit

18/01/17 18:33:20

Hi stephanie

18/01/17 18:07:27

"Are you the Judean people's front?"

18/01/17 17:49:43

Sometimes when you get there late there is no point even trying....

18/01/17 17:21:01

Archeologists: their work is in ruins.

18/01/17 17:13:18

In the hope for a fresh start to 2017, the fashion police give the 'sweaters around the waist' brigade amnesty from the naughty step.

18/01/17 14:00:39

While Jack eyed up the tour guide, Mary planned his sudden, bumpy death.

18/01/17 13:30:30

The Thirty-Nine Steps

18/01/17 12:38:49

Nowadays, this was as close as Jill got to going down.

18/01/17 12:19:29

I have not got a clue how those goats do it.

18/01/17 12:11:59

Stareways

18/01/17 12:04:05

'Some men are just better at'Sowing their seeds' than others'

18/01/17 16:44:19

"Max you peach you,this is a great holiday"

18/01/17 14:54:33

Anybody seen my contact lens?

18/01/17 14:15:29

Last nights rain had almost obliterated the seat numbers, early members of the audience try to find their place before the outdoor performance starts.

18/01/17 13:22:49

What it feels like when the escalators are knackered on the underground.

18/01/17 12:52:48

♪ You'll Never Walk Alone ♪

18/01/17 12:38:44

Roaming the Spanish Steps.

18/01/17 12:34:40

"Jane I thought you said this holiday was all inclusive...I'm half bored"

18/01/17 12:25:04

"I said bringing that pet newt would end in tiers."

18/01/17 12:22:35

Mind your step

18/01/17 12:15:45

"Don't follow me, I'm lost too."

18/01/17 12:13:56

The Borrower's tour company was a success but it was a tough gig for the guide.

18/01/17 12:12:35

The planned 2017 Greco-Roman conference is in ruins.

18/01/17 12:08:54

Americans search in vain for some sign of Trump's braincells.

18/01/17 12:03:00

As Trump's inauguration approaches, things are not looking up.

18/01/17 12:02:21

Stepping Stoned

18/01/17 12:02:02

♬ Stairway to Devon ♬

18/01/17 12:01:50