clever

“I’m sorry for yawning but I find your company really boring”

12/06/19 11:25:47

I love a moan in uniform

12/06/19 11:04:17

"Ouch, that better be your bayonet Boris."

12/06/19 11:33:35

When Sarge said it was time for drills, Steve thought immediately of the dentist.

12/06/19 11:04:10

Private Wilson only realised he'd forgotten his boots when he stepped on a wasp.

12/06/19 11:02:43

Red Yawn

12/06/19 15:16:59

Little did they know there was a sleeper in their ranks..

12/06/19 20:01:45

" Most of you will be charged with catching spies on duty. But there is one amongst you, who will now be charged with catching flies on duty."

12/06/19 11:50:18

Here you can see Yuri's throat, a male private's orifice, not to be confused with urethra, a male privates' orifice.

12/06/19 11:14:02

Seeing his dentist in the crowd, Dave thought he'd kill two birds with one stone.

12/06/19 11:07:36

"RICOLA!"

12/06/19 11:05:21

Some of them would have preferred to parade at bed square.

12/06/19 20:06:10

“ Hey, I’m in the wrong damn line- I’m British!”

12/06/19 16:54:06

“Anybody know where the hell we’re going?”

12/06/19 16:39:27

The Silent Scream

12/06/19 16:16:35

*thinks with splitting headache* "Not opera again!- Can we have some normal army chants for once?"

12/06/19 13:45:52

"More like, Hermann Boring..."

12/06/19 12:33:03

This dressing up as soldiers really fatigues some people.

12/06/19 11:42:15

♪"Super Trooper beams are going blind me, but I won't feel blue.."♪

12/06/19 11:27:18

"YAWN! ... you're out Private Jenkins, I didn't say Simon says"

12/06/19 11:20:30

🎵 Don't rain on my paarr-RAAADE! 🎵 Vlad never could resist the opportunity for a showtune.

12/06/19 11:18:46

The best thing about being in a parade is when you do the smelliest fart you’ve ever done when your best friend is stood behind you.

12/06/19 11:14:24

Yawn patrol

12/06/19 11:00:05

For yawning whilst on parade, Ben was given his marching orders.

12/06/19 11:00:04

♪ I gotta be meeeeee ♪

13/06/19 8:29:41

He was just about to reach orgasm when the company made an about face.

13/06/19 0:31:22

"OH NO!!! I just remembered I left the iron on."

13/06/19 0:16:45

All quiet on the western front.

12/06/19 19:56:52

оставил право! Even the Russian soldiers are as stupid as the British soldiers and need telling which foot to put forward, left right!

12/06/19 19:20:35

Cadet Boredov wasn't fond of parading to the right of Cadet Sleepitov

12/06/19 18:05:11

Davidov was always seeking 'ATTENTION!!'

12/06/19 16:44:01

InFormation Overload

12/06/19 16:13:58

They're invading Poland tomorrow. Ivan was in the toilet when they were told to keep their mouths shut.

12/06/19 16:10:34

Rank and vile

12/06/19 14:53:50

A Major ♪

12/06/19 14:08:11

"But Captain, how will we select someone to drive the tank we will be using for target practice."

12/06/19 13:28:10

"...AHCHOO!"

12/06/19 12:45:42

Gay porn auditions.

12/06/19 12:36:25

Can you spot the soldier marching in his trainers?

12/06/19 11:05:05

I'm trying to think of a private joke for my fellow captioneers but nothing comes to mind.

12/06/19 11:02:01

Knacadet

12/06/19 11:00:36

Re tired soldier.

12/06/19 11:00:17

Tire Brigade

12/06/19 11:00:14