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Chris Keegan Vote score: 3683Chris Keegan

No wonder it's tired, it came in at twenty to one.

16/12/18 12:00:20

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I find it odd. --Scrappy Doo
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33437Welsh Rarebit

"I prefer this to 'The Chair' at Aintree"

16/12/18 12:06:57

 
stone face Vote score: 2374stone face

"I'd tell him to get off the couch ,but I don't want to stirrup trouble."

16/12/18 12:36:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33437Welsh Rarebit

"Get your hooves off the sofa!"
"Nag nag nag nag nag..."

16/12/18 12:11:07

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 418Charlie Depp

When I said I wanted a jumper for Christmas

16/12/18 13:01:44

 
stone face Vote score: 2374stone face

They look like they could have a stable relationship.

16/12/18 12:33:06

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

Never buy a puppy when you've had a few drinks.

16/12/18 12:04:53

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1163Crunchy Chords

"I don't know what she sees in him."
"I hear he's hung like a horse."

16/12/18 17:31:17

 
stone face Vote score: 2374stone face

" Come on Nan! This has gone on furlong enough."

16/12/18 12:37:17

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

They’re good neighbours.

16/12/18 12:04:00

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 418Charlie Depp

Gran National

16/12/18 12:00:23

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1508Karyn Harrison

Creature comforts

16/12/18 12:00:21

 
Dot Old Vote score: 174Dot Old

Marjorie enjoyed relaxing at the Couch and Horses

16/12/18 13:17:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8722Neil Mackenzie

Being an Italian Stallion their relationship was a bit Rocky.

16/12/18 21:13:17

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 476Carey Sutton

Always wanted chestnut furniture

16/12/18 20:38:34

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 281Scrappy Doo

GET YOUR FEET OFF THE COUCH! WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN?!!

16/12/18 19:17:58

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 281Scrappy Doo

Grandma was in to some freaky stuff.

16/12/18 19:15:40

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5407Tosser Wivlov

You've unseated Jocky again I see.

16/12/18 18:25:58

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 20Anthony Smith

"I bought this suite specially to match his pelt."

16/12/18 17:02:39

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 20Anthony Smith

"I thought they said they wanted 'house sitting', not 'horse sitting'!"

16/12/18 16:58:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3360Vivvy En

'Winnie, the new housemaid, is a right lazy mare,' thought Chestnut.

16/12/18 14:12:50

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

It's fine until it comes to meal times. His stable manners are awful.

16/12/18 12:07:49

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5062Hercules Rockefeller

"Ruth, you didn't tell me you know Sarah Jessica Parker!"

16/12/18 12:02:57

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1508Karyn Harrison

eharmony?

16/12/18 12:00:45

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 418Charlie Depp

Read Rum

16/12/18 12:00:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6685Vanessa the Guesser

"Let's turn over now for Equestrian of Sport."

16/12/18 12:00:20

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 418Charlie Depp

Since paying off the mortgage, the environment at home was much more stable

16/12/18 12:00:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3683Chris Keegan

The doctor said it was the worse case of hay fever had ever seen and suggested Dave should stay indoors for a while.

16/12/18 15:53:42

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5179Greg Curtis

"There's a caption contest in here, if you're interested."

16/12/18 14:30:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2392Dave Bryan

''How can I be certain you will win at Ascot tomorrow?''

''You've got it straight from the horse's mouth.''

16/12/18 14:27:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

- 8 across, 'Famous horse is a snitch, we hear'. Six letters. Any ideas?

16/12/18 13:56:39

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OK, so what's the answer? --Molly R
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5179Greg Curtis

"You are my mane man."

16/12/18 12:54:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27763Tony Edwards

Horse and Jackie

16/12/18 12:49:42

 
stone face Vote score: 2374stone face

"My fella's never been the same since he ate a Tesco lasgne."

16/12/18 12:30:57

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1508Karyn Harrison

Jenny Pitman and Corbiere relax after his Grand National win.

16/12/18 12:30:49

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

"Would you like a strepsil dear, you sound a bit hoarse?"

16/12/18 12:23:25

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27763Tony Edwards

Horse husband

16/12/18 12:17:58

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4956Glyn Evans

Neigh sense arguing.

16/12/18 12:16:38

 
Mark England Vote score: 14099Mark England

Flat Horse

16/12/18 12:12:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6685Vanessa the Guesser

"Have you got any seabiscuits?"
"Hay, I'm not your secretariat."

16/12/18 12:11:53

 
ant knee Vote score: 1027ant knee

"So...is no-one going to address the elephant in the room?"

16/12/18 12:07:54

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

When you said you had a horsehair sofa...

16/12/18 12:05:43

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5179Greg Curtis

"........found some...manure...in the bathroom."

16/12/18 12:05:30

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 287Lawrence Day

I am just wring about this foal-ding settee i just bought

16/12/18 12:04:17

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5179Greg Curtis

"Honestly, I'm tired of racing around."

16/12/18 12:04:15

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 673Stu Dent

On their 25th wedding anniversary Betty was expecting a different type of Silver

16/12/18 12:01:12

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 673Stu Dent

Since moving from France Charlotte loved spending time with her Mère

16/12/18 12:00:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33437Welsh Rarebit

Dobbin would prefer to have an equining chair.

16/12/18 12:00:05

 
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