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John Llamas		" ..... yes, I know I said we need a cycling coach but ....." 22/05/20 19:10:34	15

Dave Bryan		lol ''After three days of suffering in excruciating agony, the cat eventually died.'' ''That was wonderful. I love a happy ending.'' 22/05/20 7:37:20	15

Vanessa the Guesser		"I think our neighbours are swingers." 19/05/20 8:06:06	1 15
In that case they might be up for a treesome? --Woofer 6
stone face		Waiter! There's a heir in my loaf. 17/05/20 19:53:21	1 15
Bread Head. --Woofer 6
Tony Edwards		"Let them eat cack." 15/05/20 19:07:58	1 15
Or just eat cack. --Woofer 6
stone face		"Well I think you've got a cheek asking about my personal hygiene, when you've just pissed in the street." 15/05/20 7:03:48	1 15
I didn't ask that...I said Hi Jean. --Woofer 6
Mark England		lol creative "In 2nd place we have Geppetto, who carries his fibbing son by his nose" 14/05/20 11:05:07	15

Karen Oakenfull		lol "Tonight on, When Hip Replacements Go Wrong....." (Nod to 12:05:24) 10/05/20 23:07:30	3 15
Hi xxx (best make your comments anonymous at the moment), I guessed whoever had done the caption hadn't seen Dave's caption and loved the way you used the idea in a different way. I think Dave was unlucky not to get more votes though and wished ... --Stephen Bean
Hercules Rockefeller		50 Shades of Neigh 09/05/20 19:03:57	1 15
And 50 shades of NAY. --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan		Captain Tom harassed by groupies. 06/05/20 11:09:52	15

Paul Reeve		Being a naughty Teddy, this wasn't the first time that he'd had a clip round the ear. 04/05/20 11:01:37	15

stone face		"I think I now know where mum buried my ecstasy tablets." 03/05/20 11:14:16	15

Tony Edwards		clever ZZ Topiary 01/05/20 9:53:32	15

Mark England		"What stairs?" 30/04/20 19:13:11	2 15
Those 'come to bed' stares --Mr Dome
Stu Dent		creative Remember to eat your greens 30/04/20 11:28:09	1 15
Whether you call it take away or takeout. Here's at least two restaurants that are open for business. --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding		"Are you going to take the bus?" 29/04/20 11:02:55	15

Stephen Bean		Romancing the stone 21/04/20 7:00:05	1 15
Michael Douglas has not aged well. --Scrijjy Doo
Stephen Bean		lol "I wish the Invisible Man would stop leaving his crap lying around." 18/04/20 19:00:26	15

Tony Edwards		clever TED Talks 17/04/20 7:59:45	15

stone face		"Actually Dave, it's nothing to do do with the coronavirus. We've been meaning to have a word with you, about your bad breath." 16/04/20 7:14:32	15

Stephen Bean		"Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold." 14/04/20 19:00:32	1 15
If the waiting doesn't do it, the music makes you wish you were dead. --Willie Johnson
Lucky Elperro		You might think it was funny giving me that vindaloo, but wait till you see what you'll have to pick up in the park later. 14/04/20 11:44:18	15

Tony Edwards		Vegilante 11/04/20 19:35:49	15

C CaMel		"Coughing into your elbow is so last season." 11/04/20 7:15:21	15

Troompa Loompa		Mr & Mrs Tate were beginning to regret naming their son Levi. 06/04/20 11:00:29	15

Tony Edwards		clever Jizz hands 01/04/20 11:43:20	15

Stephen Bean		Fart deco 30/03/20 7:02:36	1 15
Nice. --Scrijjy Doo
Guideaux .		Fruit of the Froome 29/03/20 19:42:46	15

James Lennox		Warning, terrible pun ahead, brace yourselves. 24/03/20 20:24:26	1 15
OrthoDON'Tics --Scrijjy Doo
The Wolf		lol Face Orf 23/03/20 20:00:08	15

Generic RedHead		...Kind Regards. The EU. 21/03/20 4:32:54	15

stone face		He's a decent musician, but he did hit a few bum notes. 19/03/20 8:01:12	15

Karen Oakenfull		lol creative "Help I can't untangle my hands" 15/03/20 21:00:26	15

The Wolf		🎵 Ground Control to Major Tom 🎵 10/03/20 12:00:09	2 15

Vanessa the Guesser		It's full of squatters. 09/03/20 8:50:20	15

GeeDee		clever Wheelchair thieves operate in this area 08/03/20 14:18:02	15

The Wolf		clever Wake up Stoneface, It's caption time... 07/03/20 20:11:39	1 15
Sorry I was out celebrating Liverpool's win... --stone face
Rachel P		Driving Miss Lazy 06/03/20 8:16:49	15

Dave Bryan		''That was my Wednesday lunchtime caption. Now the caption I did in the evening got even more votes........'' 06/03/20 8:02:44	15

stone face		🎵"Saviour Kisses For Me"🎵 03/03/20 20:42:43	15

Mark England		🎵 I'm Popeye the sailor mannequin 🎵 02/03/20 12:52:12	15

Mark Wilson		lol This is your captain speaking, just a bit of turbulence, nothing to worry about 28/02/20 20:12:10	15

Dave Bryan		''It's the only way I can stop him from self harming. He keeps bashing his head against the windows.'' 24/02/20 8:08:10	15

Stephen Bean		"Remember, when the waiter appears, you jump in my soup. As soon as he's gone I'll pull you out." 24/02/20 8:00:05	15

stone face		One bed apartment. Phone included. Situated in city centre. Â£2000 P.C.M...Islington . London. 16/02/20 8:31:06	15

Dave Bryan		She's always reluctant to leave her comfort zone. 15/02/20 12:00:53	15

Smuldo		"Goodbye my friend, Flare well..." 14/02/20 21:24:29	15

Dave Bryan		I love his handlebar moustache. 13/02/20 12:02:52	15

Dave Bryan		lol ''Do I look like I want to go for a f-cking walk?'' 12/02/20 8:02:48	15

Glad You Remember		"žË™Ê‡ÉŸo×Ÿ ÇÉ¥Ê‡ uÄ± uÊop Çq ×Ÿ×Ÿ,I 'ÇÉ¯ Ê‡uÉÊ noÊŽ ÉŸI"ž 10/02/20 13:29:05	15

Neil Mackenzie		I've turned the house upside down and I still can't find my car keys. 10/02/20 12:12:55	15

C CaMel		lol "Bloody vandals, no wonder ticket sales are down at the farts centre." 05/02/20 20:51:21	3 15

Chris Keegan		lol I was a little surprised when she asked, but I'm really hoping she likes the photo of my cock. 04/02/20 8:00:45	15

Dan Nicholls		Scooby Doo and the mysterious disappearing Scooby Snacks. 28/01/20 12:03:48	15

Barrie Bullock		Cone on Eileen. 27/01/20 16:31:42	15

Molly R		First class male. 15/01/20 12:00:54	15

Mark England		clever The Roman Empire was overthrown by a military coo 15/01/20 8:58:28	5 15
Being Scottish, that caption got me searching the photo for a bovine. --Molly R
Mr Dome		creative Jason and the Argoknits 11/01/20 9:29:34	15

Kenny Ireland		Rosie was also wearing cutlery drawers. 08/01/20 8:38:42	15

Dan Nicholls		The dress caused quite a stir. 08/01/20 8:07:16	15

Dan Nicholls		Proving once again that The Sun is truly gutter press. 31/12/19 8:48:58	15

Stu Dent		The Notting hill carnivore 28/12/19 9:07:41	15

Greg Curtis		"He was found dead, but undamaged." 19/12/19 22:37:32	15

Welsh Rarebit		Hindsight is not always a wonderful thing 16/12/19 20:00:05	1 15

Mr Dome		He got so drunk he soiled himself 13/12/19 12:05:51	15

Stephen Bean		"I've got a sinking feline." 08/12/19 12:00:04	15

The Wolf		lol "That's the last time I argue with the Germans over the sunbeds..." 07/12/19 9:48:49	15

John Glover		"I told you not to call the security guard a useless fat git." 25/11/19 20:05:50	15

Vanessa the Guesser		"Stop complaining and put it in your trap." 24/11/19 9:23:14	15

Welsh Rarebit		clever Klu Klux Klean 23/11/19 12:07:35	1 15
apt! --Dev B
Stu Dent		lol clever It has Buttons up the back 03/11/19 20:36:40	15

Mark England		Franken Stein 01/11/19 12:04:35	2 15
Or stein in Frank? --Willie Johnson
The Wolf		Vladimir Putin's porn collection was a bit weird 30/10/19 12:00:07	15

Mark England		Rock pools are a great place to catch crabs 28/10/19 20:23:42	15

Crunchy Chords
	23/10/19 19:04:37		15

Tony Edwards		..........just passing through. 21/10/19 9:07:03	15

Welsh Rarebit		Bottom feeder 16/10/19 19:00:07	15

Carey Sutton		Tom thumb 13/10/19 11:24:15	15

Chris Keegan		She's attempting to kick the habit. 10/10/19 19:00:10	15

The Wolf		clever "I'm not parking there again, it cost me an arm and a leg last time" 10/10/19 7:00:09	15

Vanessa the Guesser		The Great Wall of China 05/10/19 13:14:26	1 15

Dan Nicholls		lol Bloody Welsh place names. 04/10/19 11:02:31	15

Dan Nicholls		Trump appeals for floating voters 03/10/19 19:03:09	15

Crunchy Chords
	lol 30/09/19 19:00:07		15

Stephen Bean		To have and too old 25/09/19 7:20:33	3 15
Til death do us-- --Scrijjy Doo
Dave Bryan		lol ''Why does he have to throw the stick so bloody far?'' 23/09/19 7:22:49	15

Smuldo		"Large Whopper, but enough about me , do you have any burgers?..." 16/09/19 7:24:41	15

Stephen Bean		"I think my sex addiction's cured." 15/09/19 11:23:30	15

John Llamas		"It's like art ... only boulder" 14/09/19 11:47:22	15

The Wolf		Police be seated 11/09/19 7:00:15	15

The Wolf		"FREEZE"¦FASHION POLICE" 10/09/19 11:00:14	1 15

Stu Dent		clever That will have to go when he gets to big school 30/08/19 11:00:36	15

The Wolf		"...and I said, what water pipe?" 29/08/19 7:52:09	15

The Wolf		lol The drill sergeant's voice wasn't as intimidating after he'd eaten Haribo. 21/08/19 19:00:13	15

Karyn Harrison		Auditions underway for 'Hey Diddle Diddle - The Movie'. 18/08/19 19:31:28	1 15

Mark England		clever "We had pancakes yesterday. Today's Ash Wednesday" 16/08/19 19:24:15	15

Karyn Harrison		Beauty and the baste 13/08/19 19:02:20	15

Welsh Rarebit		Barbiecued chicken 13/08/19 19:00:04	15

Karyn Harrison		creative clever Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him. 12/08/19 19:19:52	15

Troompa Loompa		Instead of getting the bus, Ewoks. 10/08/19 19:29:12	15

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