cancel
lol creative clever

super vote: ( left this week)

now click a caption or

Click a photo to add a caption.

captions

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

" ..... yes, I know I said we need a cycling coach but ....."

22/05/20 19:10:34

Dave Bryan Vote score: 40343Dave Bryan

''After three days of suffering in excruciating agony, the cat eventually died.''

''That was wonderful. I love a happy ending.''

22/05/20 7:37:20

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 24962Vanessa the Guesser

"I think our neighbours are swingers."

19/05/20 8:06:06

In that case they might be up for a treesome? --Woofer 6
stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

Waiter! There's a heir in my loaf.

17/05/20 19:53:21

Bread Head. --Woofer 6
Tony Edwards Vote score: 42688Tony Edwards

"Let them eat cack."

15/05/20 19:07:58

Or just eat cack. --Woofer 6
stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"Well I think you've got a cheek asking about my personal hygiene, when you've just pissed in the street."

15/05/20 7:03:48

I didn't ask that...I said Hi Jean. --Woofer 6
Mark England Vote score: 24096Mark England

"In 2nd place we have Geppetto, who carries his fibbing son by his nose"

14/05/20 11:05:07

Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 3954Karen Oakenfull

"Tonight on, When Hip Replacements Go Wrong....."

(Nod to 12:05:24)

10/05/20 23:07:30

Hi xxx (best make your comments anonymous at the moment), I guessed whoever had done the caption hadn't seen Dave's caption and loved the way you used the idea in a different way. I think Dave was unlucky not to get more votes though and wished ... --Stephen Bean
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 16399Hercules Rockefeller

50 Shades of Neigh

09/05/20 19:03:57

And 50 shades of NAY. --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 40343Dave Bryan

Captain Tom harassed by groupies.

06/05/20 11:09:52

Paul Reeve Vote score: 5854Paul Reeve

Being a naughty Teddy, this wasn't the first time that he'd had a clip round the ear.

04/05/20 11:01:37

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"I think I now know where mum buried my ecstasy tablets."

03/05/20 11:14:16

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42688Tony Edwards

ZZ Topiary

01/05/20 9:53:32

Mark England Vote score: 24096Mark England

"What stairs?"

30/04/20 19:13:11

Those 'come to bed' stares --Mr Dome
Stu Dent Vote score: 5757Stu Dent

Remember to eat your greens

30/04/20 11:28:09

Whether you call it take away or takeout. Here's at least two restaurants that are open for business. --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding Vote score: 35268Ian Skelding

"Are you going to take the bus?"

29/04/20 11:02:55

Stephen Bean Vote score: 52628Stephen Bean

Romancing the stone

21/04/20 7:00:05

Michael Douglas has not aged well. --Scrijjy Doo
Stephen Bean Vote score: 52628Stephen Bean

"I wish the Invisible Man would stop leaving his crap lying around."

18/04/20 19:00:26

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42688Tony Edwards

TED Talks

17/04/20 7:59:45

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"Actually Dave, it's nothing to do do with the coronavirus. We've been meaning to have a word with you, about your bad breath."

16/04/20 7:14:32

Stephen Bean Vote score: 52628Stephen Bean

"Thank you for holding. Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold."

14/04/20 19:00:32

If the waiting doesn't do it, the music makes you wish you were dead. --Willie Johnson
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6321Lucky Elperro

You might think it was funny giving me that vindaloo, but wait till you see what you'll have to pick up in the park later.

14/04/20 11:44:18

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42688Tony Edwards

Vegilante

11/04/20 19:35:49

C CaMel Vote score: 19670C CaMel

"Coughing into your elbow is so last season."

11/04/20 7:15:21

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 24530Troompa Loompa

Mr & Mrs Tate were beginning to regret naming their son Levi.

06/04/20 11:00:29

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42688Tony Edwards

Jizz hands

01/04/20 11:43:20

Stephen Bean Vote score: 52628Stephen Bean

Fart deco

30/03/20 7:02:36

Nice. --Scrijjy Doo
Guideaux . Vote score: 2412Guideaux .

Fruit of the Froome

29/03/20 19:42:46

James Lennox Vote score: 25987James Lennox

Warning, terrible pun ahead, brace yourselves.

24/03/20 20:24:26

OrthoDON'Tics --Scrijjy Doo
The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

Face Orf

23/03/20 20:00:08

Generic RedHead Vote score: 1074Generic RedHead

...Kind Regards. The EU.

21/03/20 4:32:54

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

He's a decent musician, but he did hit a few bum notes.

19/03/20 8:01:12

Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 3954Karen Oakenfull

"Help I can't untangle my hands"

15/03/20 21:00:26

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

🎵 Ground Control to Major Tom 🎵

10/03/20 12:00:09

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 24962Vanessa the Guesser

It's full of squatters.

09/03/20 8:50:20

GeeDee Vote score: 2981GeeDee

Wheelchair thieves operate in this area

08/03/20 14:18:02

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

Wake up Stoneface, It's caption time...

07/03/20 20:11:39

Sorry I was out celebrating Liverpool's win... --stone face
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Driving Miss Lazy

06/03/20 8:16:49

Dave Bryan Vote score: 40343Dave Bryan

''That was my Wednesday lunchtime caption. Now the caption I did in the evening got even more votes........''

06/03/20 8:02:44

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

🎵"Saviour Kisses For Me"🎵

03/03/20 20:42:43

Mark England Vote score: 24096Mark England

🎵 I'm Popeye the sailor mannequin 🎵

02/03/20 12:52:12

Mark Wilson Vote score: 5197Mark Wilson

This is your captain speaking, just a bit of turbulence, nothing to worry about

28/02/20 20:12:10

Dave Bryan Vote score: 40343Dave Bryan

''It's the only way I can stop him from self harming. He keeps bashing his head against the windows.''

24/02/20 8:08:10

Stephen Bean Vote score: 52628Stephen Bean

"Remember, when the waiter appears, you jump in my soup. As soon as he's gone I'll pull you out."

24/02/20 8:00:05

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

One bed apartment. Phone included. Situated in city centre.
£2000 P.C.M...Islington . London.

16/02/20 8:31:06

Dave Bryan Vote score: 40343Dave Bryan

She's always reluctant to leave her comfort zone.

15/02/20 12:00:53

  Smuldo Vote score: 11761 Smuldo

"Goodbye my friend, Flare well..."

14/02/20 21:24:29

Dave Bryan Vote score: 40343Dave Bryan

I love his handlebar moustache.

13/02/20 12:02:52

Dave Bryan Vote score: 40343Dave Bryan

''Do I look like I want to go for a f-cking walk?''

12/02/20 8:02:48

Glad You Remember Vote score: 3490Glad You Remember

"žË™Ê‡ÉŸoן ǝɥʇ uı uʍop ǝq ןן,I 'ǝɯ ʇuɐʍ noÊŽ ÉŸI"ž

10/02/20 13:29:05

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 16230Neil Mackenzie

I've turned the house upside down and I still can't find my car keys.

10/02/20 12:12:55

C CaMel Vote score: 19670C CaMel

"Bloody vandals, no wonder ticket sales are down at the farts centre."

05/02/20 20:51:21

Chris Keegan Vote score: 15725Chris Keegan

I was a little surprised when she asked, but I'm really hoping she likes the photo of my cock.

04/02/20 8:00:45

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19965Dan Nicholls

Scooby Doo and the mysterious disappearing Scooby Snacks.

28/01/20 12:03:48

Barrie Bullock Vote score: 957Barrie Bullock

Cone on Eileen.

27/01/20 16:31:42

Molly R Vote score: 5250Molly R

First class male.

15/01/20 12:00:54

Mark England Vote score: 24096Mark England

The Roman Empire was overthrown by a military coo

15/01/20 8:58:28

Being Scottish, that caption got me searching the photo for a bovine. --Molly R
Mr Dome  Vote score: 20159Mr Dome

Jason and the Argoknits

11/01/20 9:29:34

Kenny Ireland Vote score: 6396Kenny Ireland

Rosie was also wearing cutlery drawers.

08/01/20 8:38:42

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19965Dan Nicholls

The dress caused quite a stir.

08/01/20 8:07:16

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19965Dan Nicholls

Proving once again that The Sun is truly gutter press.

31/12/19 8:48:58

Stu Dent Vote score: 5757Stu Dent

The Notting hill carnivore

28/12/19 9:07:41

Greg Curtis Vote score: 9504Greg Curtis

"He was found dead, but undamaged."

19/12/19 22:37:32

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Hindsight is not always a wonderful thing

16/12/19 20:00:05

Mr Dome  Vote score: 20159Mr Dome

He got so drunk he soiled himself

13/12/19 12:05:51

Stephen Bean Vote score: 52628Stephen Bean

"I've got a sinking feline."

08/12/19 12:00:04

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

"That's the last time I argue with the Germans over the sunbeds..."

07/12/19 9:48:49

John  Glover Vote score: 23223John Glover

"I told you not to call the security guard a useless fat git."

25/11/19 20:05:50

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 24962Vanessa the Guesser

"Stop complaining and put it in your trap."

24/11/19 9:23:14

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Klu Klux Klean

23/11/19 12:07:35

apt! --Dev B
Stu Dent Vote score: 5757Stu Dent

It has Buttons up the back

03/11/19 20:36:40

Mark England Vote score: 24096Mark England

Franken Stein

01/11/19 12:04:35

Or stein in Frank? --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

Vladimir Putin's porn collection was a bit weird

30/10/19 12:00:07

Mark England Vote score: 24096Mark England

Rock pools are a great place to catch crabs

28/10/19 20:23:42

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 8846Crunchy Chords
Cardigans of the Galaxy

23/10/19 19:04:37

Tony Edwards Vote score: 42688Tony Edwards

..........just passing through.

21/10/19 9:07:03

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Bottom feeder

16/10/19 19:00:07

Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Tom thumb

13/10/19 11:24:15

Chris Keegan Vote score: 15725Chris Keegan

She's attempting to kick the habit.

10/10/19 19:00:10

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

"I'm not parking there again, it cost me an arm and a leg last time"

10/10/19 7:00:09

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 24962Vanessa the Guesser

The Great Wall of China

05/10/19 13:14:26

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19965Dan Nicholls

Bloody Welsh place names.

04/10/19 11:02:31

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 19965Dan Nicholls

Trump appeals for floating voters

03/10/19 19:03:09

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 8846Crunchy Chords
No clogs please

30/09/19 19:00:07

Stephen Bean Vote score: 52628Stephen Bean

To have and too old

25/09/19 7:20:33

Til death do us-- --Scrijjy Doo
Dave Bryan Vote score: 40343Dave Bryan

''Why does he have to throw the stick so bloody far?''

23/09/19 7:22:49

  Smuldo Vote score: 11761 Smuldo

"Large Whopper, but enough about me , do you have any burgers?..."

16/09/19 7:24:41

Stephen Bean Vote score: 52628Stephen Bean

"I think my sex addiction's cured."

15/09/19 11:23:30

John Llamas Vote score: 20904John Llamas

"It's like art ... only boulder"

14/09/19 11:47:22

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

Police be seated

11/09/19 7:00:15

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

"FREEZE"¦FASHION POLICE"

10/09/19 11:00:14

Stu Dent Vote score: 5757Stu Dent

That will have to go when he gets to big school

30/08/19 11:00:36

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

"...and I said, what water pipe?"

29/08/19 7:52:09

The Wolf Vote score: 21910The Wolf

The drill sergeant's voice wasn't as intimidating after he'd eaten Haribo.

21/08/19 19:00:13

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 13885Karyn Harrison

Auditions underway for 'Hey Diddle Diddle - The Movie'.

18/08/19 19:31:28

Mark England Vote score: 24096Mark England

"We had pancakes yesterday. Today's Ash Wednesday"

16/08/19 19:24:15

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 13885Karyn Harrison

Beauty and the baste

13/08/19 19:02:20

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38816Welsh Rarebit

Barbiecued chicken

13/08/19 19:00:04

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 13885Karyn Harrison

Sammy the spider just seconds before Shrek put his finger in his ear and squashed him.

12/08/19 19:19:52

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 24530Troompa Loompa

Instead of getting the bus, Ewoks.

10/08/19 19:29:12

more captions