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"Janet! That seagull's taking the baby!!"

"Yeah. I had to swap him to get my iPhone back."

06/08/21 8:00:12

"Here you go mate. Stork's on holiday."

06/08/21 8:01:04

I told you to take him to the beach and play with a kite.

06/08/21 8:28:34

Trials of Terry's fish and chip scented nappies have met with some unexpected (to non captioneers) problems.

06/08/21 8:20:25

"Don't worry kid, we've got plenty of pizza to keep you happy at the rubbish dump."

06/08/21 8:14:46

“Here, have it back. It eats and shits more than us.”

06/08/21 8:12:16

''I would have prefered the belly buster but a child size portion is better than nothing.''

06/08/21 8:31:47

"Please, Mr Seagull, you can take anything but not my beautiful baby. Take Janet, she has crabs!"

06/08/21 8:23:43

Fun Fact: A similar thing happened to Charles Lindbergh.

06/08/21 8:07:29