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The relationship ended when Gladys pulled a Mussel
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Mark England Vote score: 18067Mark England

The relationship ended when Gladys pulled a Mussel

13/04/21 20:45:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14870Vanessa the Guesser

She thought he was a good catch.

13/04/21 20:00:19

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He'll do in a pinch. --Willie Johnson
stone face Vote score: 9391stone face

That was the night she got pregnant.
9 months later she had a little nipper.

13/04/21 20:39:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7478Vivvy En

"That was wonderful, Larry my love. Now I think I'll go and run you a nice, HOT bath."

13/04/21 20:12:04

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5247Al Overy

'Blimey, my nipples are sore!', thought Sue.

13/04/21 20:00:13

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20665Troompa Loompa

Prawnography

13/04/21 21:10:06

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7903Glyn Evans

"They say lobsters mate for life..."

"Yeah, that's a common misconception that I play up to. When do you want your taxi?"

13/04/21 20:21:54

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Agree with James. Caption is definitely better without ''that I play up to'' but very good anyway. --Dave Bryan
stone face Vote score: 9391stone face

She caught clawmydia..

13/04/21 21:11:01

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1166alexandra ball

He's such a shellfish lover.

13/04/21 20:00:47

 
Mark England Vote score: 18067Mark England

"You was really fidgety again in your sleep last night, Larry. You're going to have to start wearing gloves. Look what you've done to my hair"

13/04/21 20:34:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24815Ian Skelding

Lobster Risque

13/04/21 20:00:11

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4663Crunchy Chords

Once she'd had a taste, Jane was forever chasing lobster tail.

13/04/21 20:00:19

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1996Karen Oakenfull

The Love Shack

13/04/21 21:03:24

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Thanks Karen. Great to get some feedback, really appreciate it. Had a lot of fun with that Rosie the Rivet boat buster, however, not a single vote on the comment that cracked me up for days. Oh well, "C'est la vie," as the froggies say, but I p... --SnapDragon D
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16003Stephen Bean

"So Mr Kafka, what gave you the idea for your book, 'Metamorphosis'?"

13/04/21 20:22:45

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"Well, to be honest, it was the movie. Man, that was creepy." --SnapDragon D
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6651Greg Curtis

"It's okay to talk about this stuff, right? I'm a bottom-dweller."

13/04/21 22:46:48

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Eh nudge nudge. --Scrijjy Doo
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11816Neil Mackenzie

She thought he was one of the Krays.

13/04/21 22:09:00

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21514John Glover

" I prefer living with you Sylvia. When I was with Dali, I spent all of my time on the phone."

13/04/21 21:33:32

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24094Michael Winner

♪ Darlin' it's better, down where it's wetter, under the sheets ♪

13/04/21 20:54:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16003Stephen Bean

"He's my common claw husband."

13/04/21 20:34:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14325Dave Bryan

''I'm not surprised 'The Lady & The Lobster' is top of the fiction best sellers.''

''Neither am I. It's a real pot boiler.''

13/04/21 20:09:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14325Dave Bryan

''He's the perfect lover. After I've shagged him I can eat him.

13/04/21 20:04:16

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 193Nina Dutton

She’s never in the mood even when I hand it to her on a platter.

13/04/21 20:02:15

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5247Al Overy

Jeff's horoscope read: Today, your wife will be laid up with Cancer.

13/04/21 20:01:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4663Crunchy Chords

Despite the initial mix-up, the evening had gone surprisingly well:

"Hey Siri, find me a big Gloucester man."
"Okay, finding you a big lobster man...."

13/04/21 20:00:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14325Dave Bryan

''I don't mind having sex with a lobster but I try and avoid crabs.''

13/04/21 20:00:48

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 330SnapDragon D

Surf n Turf

15/04/21 16:52:08

 
Ryan French Vote score: 36Ryan French

Thats how you catch crabs.

15/04/21 0:57:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11592Mr Dome

No matter how much I try I can't get a lob on

13/04/21 23:40:55

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6651Greg Curtis

"Honestly, I've been seeing another species."

13/04/21 23:13:21

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3559Scrijjy Doo

"What's that fishy smell?"
"Don't ask me; you're the lobster."

13/04/21 23:11:34

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 330SnapDragon D

After her divorce, Charlotte, luxuriating in her newfound blossoming sexuality, momentarily satiated.. wistfully contemplated.. "Mmm.. next I want to go Bi.. valve."

13/04/21 22:21:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11816Neil Mackenzie

Why don’t you have a Snickers Dave you’re not you when you’re hungry.

13/04/21 22:14:17

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 330SnapDragon D

"Don't judge me. The exoskeleton wasn't the only thing hard."

13/04/21 22:13:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4663Crunchy Chords

"Don't misunderstand, I do love how you hold me down and pinch me and use all your little fingers, it's just, afterward there's no snuggling, you're just so cold and distant."
"Sorry, I'm just not much of a cuddler, Bob," said Jane.

13/04/21 21:09:52

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20665Troompa Loompa

"Is it me or is it getting gradually hotter and hotter in here?"

13/04/21 20:50:30

 
stone face Vote score: 9391stone face

"Are you sure you're the one who sang 'Under The Sea'?"

13/04/21 20:46:22

 
stone face Vote score: 9391stone face

She signed a contract to be his concubine, and unfortunately for her there WAS a get out claws.

13/04/21 20:37:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8312James Lennox

"Rose, get up!" yelled Jack. "We need to get off this ship."

13/04/21 20:30:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5762Karyn Harrison

It's not unusual to find a lobster on the seabed with a mermaid.

13/04/21 20:21:10

 
Joe Vote score: 1733Joe

As things started to slowly hot up under the covers Larry the lobster failed to notice...

13/04/21 20:20:23

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2652Willie Johnson

He used shellfish instead of a horse's head to intimidate... he was a lobster mobster.

13/04/21 20:19:15

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 967Charles Gilbert

"That bastard gave me crabs..."

13/04/21 20:17:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14325Dave Bryan

Fishing for a crustacean caption? Why not use an old crab line?

13/04/21 20:13:42

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 193Nina Dutton

Ch-wow-der

13/04/21 20:11:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24815Ian Skelding

"Did the Surf move for you Agnes?"

13/04/21 20:07:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14870Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm sorry Edith, but I'm not marriage material. I don't even have a pot to piss in."

13/04/21 20:02:47

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5247Al Overy

Lobster Thermidorma

13/04/21 20:00:46

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4663Crunchy Chords

Lobster tart

13/04/21 20:00:06

 
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