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The relationship ended when Gladys pulled a Mussel

13/04/21 19:45:32

She thought he was a good catch.

13/04/21 19:00:19

That was the night she got pregnant.
9 months later she had a little nipper.

13/04/21 19:39:29

"That was wonderful, Larry my love. Now I think I'll go and run you a nice, HOT bath."

13/04/21 19:12:04

'Blimey, my nipples are sore!', thought Sue.

13/04/21 19:00:13

Prawnography

13/04/21 20:10:06

She caught clawmydia..

13/04/21 20:11:01

He's such a shellfish lover.

13/04/21 19:00:47

"You was really fidgety again in your sleep last night, Larry. You're going to have to start wearing gloves. Look what you've done to my hair"

13/04/21 19:34:35

Lobster Risque

13/04/21 19:00:11

Once she'd had a taste, Jane was forever chasing lobster tail.

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