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"Paddy, what are you still doing with those alligators that you found? I thought I told you to take them to the zoo"  "I did. I think they enjoyed it. Now Im taking them to the opera"
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Mark England Vote score: 18409Mark England

"Paddy, what are you still doing with those alligators that you found? I thought I told you to take them to the zoo"

"I did. I think they enjoyed it. Now I'm taking them to the opera"

09/05/21 23:07:36

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Anon, I shudder to think what effect this sort of thing may have on new members - and there are new members arriving every week, who will read through and try to get a feel of the place. They may be fooled into thinking that your dictum is part o... --Molly R
James Lennox Vote score: 8574James Lennox

Staging this photo was expensive. It cost Lucy from wardrobe an arm and a leg.

09/05/21 20:10:50

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

Ladies, over 30?

1 word

Moisturize

09/05/21 20:41:20

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Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

"Fantastic time. We MUST have you for dinner."

09/05/21 23:55:09

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

Predatour

09/05/21 23:43:20

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

"If you're not going to finish eating that Bichon Frise, I'll have it."

09/05/21 20:35:42

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"Pardon me, do you have any Gray Poupon? --SnapDragon D
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

“Cor, look at the legs on that Wildebeest.”

09/05/21 20:00:16

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8282Hercules Rockefeller

Snappy dressers

09/05/21 20:13:34

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3660Scrijjy Doo

Keeping Up with the Crocodilians

09/05/21 20:05:15

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

"Darling, tonight we paint the town red. Tomorrow we become cowboy boots & a handbag."

09/05/21 20:02:44

 2
Voice of experience, he's often the heel. --SnapDragon D
Al Overy Vote score: 5877Al Overy

The snappy couple

09/05/21 20:00:07

 
stone face Vote score: 9752stone face

Keeping Up With The Carsnappians..

09/05/21 20:29:32

 1
alexandra ball Vote score: 1255alexandra ball

To the airport driver and make it snappy!

09/05/21 20:21:28

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12476The Wolf

"Come on traffic warden, give us a ticket, we dare you"

09/05/21 20:11:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

"Driver, follow those dogs on the bike!"

09/05/21 20:07:08

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5877Al Overy

Death Rolls-Royce

09/05/21 20:01:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12476The Wolf

The showbiz world was shocked today after Kim and Kourtney Kardashian arrived to an awards ceremony and had forgotten to apply makeup.

09/05/21 20:00:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

That's not what taxidermy means, Dave.

10/05/21 14:16:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21651John Glover

" Relax, it's only an alarm clock you have swallowed, we're on the way to the hospital now, you'll see it'll all pan out, then your off the hook."

09/05/21 23:03:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15337Vanessa the Guesser

"Don't smile, please."

09/05/21 20:18:34

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4772Crunchy Chords

The bride is about to discover he has a reptile dysfunction.

09/05/21 20:07:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

"Gentlemen, do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"

09/05/21 20:06:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

"Yeah, you're right- the plane is closer than it appears in the mirror."

09/05/21 20:01:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11807Mr Dome

Red carpet treatment for Noah's Ark guests

10/05/21 1:28:29

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

"I WANT to confront them but it's awkward, y'know?...about that 'death-roll thing’ ?”

10/05/21 0:02:10

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

"The door's stuck: Can you give me a hand?"

09/05/21 23:50:45

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2906GeeDee

I hate these date nights, you always end up snapping at me

09/05/21 21:59:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25255Ian Skelding

"I actually asked for a limb cuisine."

09/05/21 20:24:08

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

And they lived happily Everglades after.

09/05/21 20:21:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

Punk crocs.

09/05/21 20:13:23

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8069Glyn Evans

A night on the reptiles

09/05/21 20:10:30

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

"Careful mate, those pigeons will have your finger."

09/05/21 20:08:34

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

"There's no time to explain, just get in the car!"

09/05/21 20:03:40

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 391Nina Dutton

My big fat croc wedding

09/05/21 20:01:18

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3660Scrijjy Doo

The Handbag's Tale

09/05/21 20:01:04

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 391Nina Dutton

I can see who wears the crocs in that relationship.

09/05/21 20:00:58

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 966Ellen Duncalf

“Don’t you death roll your eyes at me. I didn’t want to accept the invitation.”

09/05/21 20:00:51

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4772Crunchy Chords

Those are just crocodile tours.

09/05/21 20:00:47

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5877Al Overy

Crocs in frocks

09/05/21 20:00:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16798Stephen Bean

"Let's see how the paparazzi enjoy being snapped."

09/05/21 20:00:09

 
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

See you later alligator.

10/05/21 15:07:22

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 988Charles Gilbert

They only got there after a while.

10/05/21 2:06:00

 1
And they smiled through their tears. --Willie Johnson
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6777Greg Curtis

"It's their latest 'get-Rich" scheme."

09/05/21 23:47:08

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2906GeeDee

See you later Alligator's

09/05/21 22:19:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34102Tony Edwards

When Reptiles Rule the Earth

09/05/21 20:58:54

 1
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

""Where did you get your fascin-gator?"

09/05/21 20:36:41

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3464Stephen Paterson

A wise investment in Kissyfur's business had enabled Jolene and Floyd to escape the swamps of Paddlecab County.

09/05/21 20:31:23

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

"Relax, the disguises are working perfectly, next stop, the Irwin wedding."

09/05/21 20:17:52

 1
Ooh, that's gotta sting, Ray. --Willie Johnson
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

When Dave offered them a free trip in a Rolls Royce they snapped his hand off.

09/05/21 20:14:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

"Do you take this crocodile to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"O caiman, I do."

09/05/21 20:11:35

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3660Scrijjy Doo

The monarchy is in good hands.

09/05/21 20:04:15

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8282Hercules Rockefeller

Crocodiles of the Rich & Famous

09/05/21 20:03:35

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5877Al Overy

Handbags and gladrags

09/05/21 20:00:48

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 966Ellen Duncalf

I always enjoy attending the dismemberment of Parliament.

09/05/21 20:00:14

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

Do you think I’m to nileist thinking life is just handbags and glad rags.

10/05/21 12:30:23

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

On to the next prom, let's shut the windows and let the feeding frenzy begin

09/05/21 21:21:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

Scuber drivers.

09/05/21 20:02:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16798Stephen Bean

"Haven't you swallowed that unicorn yet?"

09/05/21 20:00:26

 
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