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lol x3 clever

Wally's swollen testicles were becoming a concern.

09/12/16 15:09:17

Welcome to the Peek District.

26/11/12 20:04:46

Jack muscle

08/08/12 19:03:27

creative

Jane would often shy away from crowds as she was conscious of her cheap prosthetic leg.

23/04/14 11:09:11

Monastery of Sound

07/10/12 19:26:49

Unfortunately the lead singer had taken a vow of silence.

07/10/12 19:18:43

Quick draw Macaw

19/12/12 14:43:22

Zebra crossings are rapidly disappearing across South African highways.

11/01/17 12:10:10

Swollen joints

15/04/14 19:07:21

lol creative x2

Quack den found on Jonathan Ross' farm

18/01/13 20:26:59

lol x2 creative

Ever since someone pulled off Dave the fly's wings, he made a living as a taxi driver.

15/01/13 20:34:25

creative

Welcome to another episode of Fleece Camera Action

12/01/13 20:19:07

1 in 5 men are likely to swing both ways

13/12/12 20:48:22

Mask-a-raid

31/10/11 11:22:59

Sub Woofer

13/09/11 14:52:36

Ben sailed through his driving test.

21/04/14 7:15:45

lol x3

08/01/13 17:01:24

Police have reclined to comment.

01/09/12 19:25:59

He shoots... He snores

19/04/14 11:11:58

creative x3

A cat stuck in a tree can easily be turned into a game of Catplunk by taking turns to remove branches.

12/01/13 12:27:37

clever

It happened so fast that he hadn't yet realised his bicycle had been stolen.

20/12/14 23:50:05

He was a fret to the public.

21/02/14 14:09:51

creative

Obama now claiming to have a Native American birth certificate

21/01/13 20:31:25

creative

Seiko-path

13/01/13 11:12:59

creative

Luke was receiving Ink capacity benefits

07/01/13 20:28:42

On the tin of paint it said to put on several coats.

27/08/12 19:44:59

He was showing a total lacquer respect towards the community.

31/10/11 11:20:16

Tour guide sacked after caught eating insulation from Eiffel Tower.

23/10/11 10:06:07

Susan's meal presentations were always very melondramatic.

06/01/15 20:09:16

He didn't want to use the toll bridge because he had toupee

03/05/14 9:52:21

"Do you dig graves?"

"They're alright, yeah"

14/04/14 7:53:44

Not so Sunny and Chair

01/02/14 20:53:21

Janet had the kind of body that could stop traffic.

22/11/12 20:10:37

Wendy was a wonderful stepmum

01/11/12 20:23:07

He had managed to hold the sign all day long, but evidently he couldn't hold his bladder.

26/08/12 11:05:20

Clive ordered a bloody Mary on the rocks

09/04/14 20:56:32

With no food in the cupboards, Peter looked in the back of the freezer and managed to find an onion ring and a gherkin for his tea.

21/03/14 12:15:53

"Do you know anyone who can drain my boiler?"

"Jerry can"

19/03/14 13:42:57

"It's absolute chaos" said one resident.

"I've never seen anything like this happen in the village" exclaimed an old pensioner.

Police are appealing to anyone who has information regarding who did the poo on the traffic island at the High street junction.

03/12/12 17:05:52

Later on, down the pub:

"Yeah, I fucked a few models back at my place last night."

28/11/12 21:13:31

The modern art competition was won by a whisker

10/11/12 11:32:18

"Ok Tom, when I let go of the handlebars you have to keep your balance, are you ready?.... Tom?".

10/10/11 10:10:33

It was always a nightmare finding somewhere to park outside the Penis Extension Clinic.

23/01/11 22:57:06

Sneezeburger and chips

10/01/15 12:53:09

Ulcer Unionist Party

17/04/14 9:28:31

♫ Teenage mutant needs a girdle ♫

19/02/14 21:54:39

Railway sleeper

01/01/13 12:04:25

Field hospital

13/10/12 19:03:02

Do not feed the toilet ducks

02/09/12 8:14:20

Kermit was being chased by the Fozz.

04/10/11 14:45:36