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Wally's swollen testicles were becoming a concern.

09/12/16 15:09:17

Welcome to the Peek District.

26/11/12 20:04:46

Jack muscle

08/08/12 20:03:27

creative

Jane would often shy away from crowds as she was conscious of her cheap prosthetic leg.

23/04/14 12:09:11

Monastery of Sound

07/10/12 20:26:49

Unfortunately the lead singer had taken a vow of silence.

07/10/12 20:18:43

Quick draw Macaw

19/12/12 14:43:22

Zebra crossings are rapidly disappearing across South African highways.

11/01/17 12:10:10

Swollen joints

15/04/14 20:07:21

lol creative x2

Quack den found on Jonathan Ross' farm

18/01/13 20:26:59

lol x2 creative

Ever since someone pulled off Dave the fly's wings, he made a living as a taxi driver.

15/01/13 20:34:25

creative

Welcome to another episode of Fleece Camera Action

12/01/13 20:19:07

1 in 5 men are likely to swing both ways

13/12/12 20:48:22

Mask-a-raid

31/10/11 11:22:59

Sub Woofer

13/09/11 15:52:36

"Hi, I'm Larry. My hobbies include smoking loads of weed and rescuing stray cats".

24/03/21 12:56:32

Ben sailed through his driving test.

21/04/14 8:15:45

lol x3

08/01/13 17:01:24

Police have reclined to comment.

01/09/12 20:25:59

He shoots... He snores

19/04/14 12:11:58

creative x3

A cat stuck in a tree can easily be turned into a game of Catplunk by taking turns to remove branches.

12/01/13 12:27:37

clever

It happened so fast that he hadn't yet realised his bicycle had been stolen.

20/12/14 23:50:05

He was a fret to the public.

21/02/14 14:09:51

creative

Obama now claiming to have a Native American birth certificate

21/01/13 20:31:25

creative

Seiko-path

13/01/13 11:12:59

creative

Luke was receiving Ink capacity benefits

07/01/13 20:28:42

On the tin of paint it said to put on several coats.

27/08/12 20:44:59

He was showing a total lacquer respect towards the community.

31/10/11 11:20:16

Tour guide sacked after caught eating insulation from Eiffel Tower.

23/10/11 11:06:07

Susan's meal presentations were always very melondramatic.

06/01/15 20:09:16

He didn't want to use the toll bridge because he had toupee

03/05/14 10:52:21

"Do you dig graves?"

"They're alright, yeah"

14/04/14 8:53:44

Not so Sunny and Chair

01/02/14 20:53:21

Janet had the kind of body that could stop traffic.

22/11/12 20:10:37

Wendy was a wonderful stepmum

01/11/12 20:23:07

He had managed to hold the sign all day long, but evidently he couldn't hold his bladder.

26/08/12 12:05:20

Clive ordered a bloody Mary on the rocks

09/04/14 21:56:32

With no food in the cupboards, Peter looked in the back of the freezer and managed to find an onion ring and a gherkin for his tea.

21/03/14 12:15:53

"Do you know anyone who can drain my boiler?"

"Jerry can"

19/03/14 13:42:57

"It's absolute chaos" said one resident.

"I've never seen anything like this happen in the village" exclaimed an old pensioner.

Police are appealing to anyone who has information regarding who did the poo on the traffic island at the High street junction.

03/12/12 17:05:52

Later on, down the pub:

"Yeah, I fucked a few models back at my place last night."

28/11/12 21:13:31

The modern art competition was won by a whisker

10/11/12 11:32:18

"Ok Tom, when I let go of the handlebars you have to keep your balance, are you ready?.... Tom?".

10/10/11 11:10:33

It was always a nightmare finding somewhere to park outside the Penis Extension Clinic.

23/01/11 22:57:06

Sneezeburger and chips

10/01/15 12:53:09

Ulcer Unionist Party

17/04/14 10:28:31

🎵 Teenage mutant needs a girdle 🎵

19/02/14 21:54:39

Railway sleeper

01/01/13 12:04:25

Field hospital

13/10/12 20:03:02

Do not feed the toilet ducks

02/09/12 9:14:20

Kermit was being chased by the Fozz.

04/10/11 15:45:36

That's the last time I ask Jonathan Ross if he can get me any crack.

05/07/11 18:04:39

creative

Eelectric windows

01/02/15 13:53:23

"You think that's cool? Come and see my vag patch..."

05/04/14 20:22:12

Mike woke up with a Red Stripe on his arse.

25/03/14 20:17:10

She was later arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack.

26/02/14 22:36:43

Watch Tower

13/01/13 10:55:40

Son flower

02/01/13 20:03:15

It was a further 3 miles walk home and Amir was doing a fine job of holding his shit in.

03/10/12 20:27:48

He was later arrested for kerb crawling.

26/10/11 22:57:59

Halo-gen lighting.

13/01/15 13:06:47

🎵 Hit the road Yak and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more. 🎵

11/01/15 13:15:08

Bugsy Merlot

23/04/14 20:05:11

Police are urging the public to report any suspicious looking packages.

21/04/14 12:23:21

This week, Jack's pot is huge with a double roll over

15/04/14 20:26:09

Deep Fat Friar

04/04/14 13:36:17

Fleece escort

12/01/13 20:01:04

Skinhead

14/08/12 14:32:15

"You said you were hiring a Porsche for our wedding".

"No, I said porch......It's nice isn't it?".

09/11/11 12:51:06

Crack peddler.

21/05/11 21:59:32

8.00pm BBC2.
Walking with dinosaurs.

24/10/09 12:01:29

Alan Davies and Kate Moss in their sleeping bags

15/04/14 20:14:19

"Granny's got an apple stuck in her mouth"

"Quickly, pat her on the back"...

..."Not that hard!!"

07/04/14 9:04:44

Vanity Hair

10/01/13 18:08:06

Gnome Alone

23/12/12 12:20:24

Kim Basin-singer

17/09/12 20:12:24

He was having a Wii fit

19/08/12 11:10:22

Geoff was caught lying by his girlfriend, so she packed her bags and hit the road.

26/10/11 22:39:54

Kevin was looking in good shape for the drag race finals.

02/10/11 11:34:35

"Yes officer, this guy just pulled up and put his cow on my roof then drove off. I thought how bloody dairy?".

27/09/11 21:48:07

Janet was aviary strange woman.

13/07/11 22:38:32

"We've come to complain about the noise, can you keep the racket down please?".

04/07/11 11:12:12

The only way Billy could communicate with other people was by using fowl language.

02/07/11 1:45:53

Spot the dog shit competition

02/12/14 20:22:33

Moor-a Batty

18/11/14 12:47:43

Many Koreans skip their breakfast in the morning.

13/11/09 11:12:59

After searching the house, the only thing the burglars could find of value was the 50p left by the tooth fairy, they just had to get it without waking Laura.

16/01/15 10:03:37

It wasn't the first time Mike had jazzed all over Lucy.

14/01/15 10:32:11

It wasn't the first time Brian had pulled his organ out in public.

16/12/14 21:17:47

Arthur could still smell Ethel on his fingers, he practically reeked of her.

16/12/14 12:34:09

"Excuse me, could you tell me what hairstyle that is?"

"A frayed knot"

14/12/14 11:11:33

Men be bathing badly.

30/09/14 22:25:29

Madam and Steve

23/07/14 12:12:30

Chronological disorder

04/12/13 16:11:25

"You better not be sniffing the bath salts again Dave... Dave you in there?"

03/12/13 20:37:57

Ditch hiker

17/01/13 23:52:37

creative

The Time Team carbon dated it all the way back to 1987.

12/01/13 10:38:27

There was never a shortage of cocaine at Charlie Sheen's pool parties.

05/12/12 20:02:46

Birmingham City Council's method of cleaning the streets of prostitutes and transvestites was very successful.

22/11/12 20:17:03

The new Gillette Mach 5000, for the closest shave ever.

18/11/12 21:47:54

Barry was about to get fucked by a Virgin

12/11/12 20:08:20

Darth Vader's corrupt brother...

Taxi Vader

14/10/12 16:20:44

Nick was the registered keeper

10/10/12 20:40:30

♫ We're caught in a trap, I can't walk out ♫

17/09/12 20:21:35

His-Tory guide around London.

25/08/12 16:26:37

This weeks 'spot the shoe' competition was won by Mr P.Evans from Sunderland.

12/08/12 21:47:23

Red hairing.

27/10/11 21:09:56

Dumbo's Jet.

11/09/11 11:14:59

Anne Thrax

02/12/10 0:14:26

"I wish my bird could do that"

27/08/10 0:50:49

Big Trouble in Lidl, China.

24/08/10 11:14:45

Officer O'Toole tried his best to hide the scratch on the roof when Sergeant Rickman turned up at the scene.

31/03/10 12:54:27

The schlong way home.

28/11/09 12:38:44

Completely covered with pricks, the summer solstice at stonehenge was well under way.

02/09/09 18:07:51

"Has that David bloody Icke gone yet?" Said the Queen.

25/07/18 22:27:37

Ant-tenner

17/04/14 20:28:10

Welcome to Burnemouth

17/04/14 10:32:23

"I see your melons are looking good this year"

05/04/14 20:11:52

Barry's first day at the prosthetics clinic wasn't the hand job he had in mind.

04/04/14 16:33:37

Welcome to Bury

09/01/13 19:51:57

Cutting edge technology

18/12/12 20:00:27

"I'm sorry to inform you Mr White, but we've had to amputate your legs"

"Well it's not the end of the world, as long as I've still got my.... Oh no, no, NOOOO!!"

09/12/12 11:43:19

An interview with Sir David Frost

05/12/12 20:00:32

"Oi mate, can we have our ball back?"

26/11/12 20:15:44

Dennis the phantom menace

24/11/12 1:19:10

"Look mate, I just want to do the manhole and I'll be off"

22/11/12 20:23:06

Sex, drugs and cock in doll

20/11/12 20:52:02

Joanne had skeletons in her closet for so long, they took her clothes and moved out.

18/11/12 22:17:18

Patrick had a poor start at this years Tree-athlon.

20/09/12 20:02:57

Frank told his grandchildren that he had once wiped out over a hundred red berets single handedly.

06/09/12 22:45:10

"Hey hun, do you still have a headache?"

"No it's gone, that Knight Norse is good stuff... I think I may have taken too much though"

27/08/12 18:15:18

Only experienced anagram solvers could pass through unfazed. To them the sign simply read: Denies prats.

15/08/12 22:46:11

Big huddle in little China.

31/10/11 20:25:06

"Is that matt black?"

"No it's me Terry Clayton... Oops!"

31/10/11 11:47:32

Few kids on the dock.

18/10/11 11:14:59

Making an umbrella from onion skins wasn't Mark's greatest invention.

26/09/11 12:07:23

"Wow, I feel 10 times better now"

19/09/11 14:45:03

The chances of anything else falling from the sky were remote.

17/09/11 15:43:29

Patrick had been grounded by his parents.

11/09/11 11:07:32

Iron man takes a much needed shower.

11/09/11 11:05:58

With the majority of the England squad injured, Fabio Cappello had a tough decision who to bring on at half time.

20/06/11 11:05:56

3 turtle men and a turtle baby became a blockbuster movie when it was released in the Galapagos Islands.

01/02/11 11:58:10

"Is this some kind of bust?"

"Yes, ma'am, it's very impressive, but we need to ask you a few questions."

03/10/10 16:24:33

Her parents decided to call her Ingrid.

19/08/10 15:53:44

The new Pete Doherty bagel includes sprinkles of heroin and dustings of cocaine, it even has a hole to keep your cigarette in while you eat.

09/08/10 17:33:43

Family barbeque ends in tragedy after gas explosion.

30/01/10 16:26:37

Timmy hurt his head when he landed on his groyne.

15/01/10 12:05:55

Geriatrics and the pacemakers.

18/12/09 11:24:04

Theoretically Liam wasn't lying when he told his mates he'd been shagging a model.

17/12/09 21:03:42

Barry liked nothing more than kicking back in his favorite chair and watching the Golf.

22/10/09 12:34:37

An MI5 agent hired by Chris, swoops in on the elusive negative voter moments before he was about to give Ron a final thumbs down.

11/10/09 13:37:43

Chicks with dicks.

09/09/09 14:56:37

How to get rid of blackheads.

16/06/09 20:28:04

"Who's been sleeping in my bed?" Said Mummy Bear.

"Never mind that" Said Daddy Bear "Someone's nicked me fookin' clothes"

17/05/14 22:15:17

Close-up shot of a Lidl's prawn salad.

08/05/14 20:39:14

Police are reporting signs of fowl play

20/04/14 13:21:57

Louis Theroux meets Britian's most prolific cereal killer

07/04/14 15:48:44

National harpoon vacation

17/02/14 20:39:12

"I'm not going in that hole again"

14/01/13 20:01:49

When hairy met salon

10/01/13 18:09:52

Movember Pain

10/01/13 17:59:52

Standing in the way of The Truth

07/01/13 17:02:44

Ohms under the hammer

27/12/12 15:22:20

3 X Choptical zoom

18/12/12 20:08:18

Pramaha

04/12/12 19:37:58

"Where's your other hand?"

"Between two pillows"

"Those aren't pillows!"

03/12/12 10:59:35

Although Luke's Jeep had leather seats and an open roof, there was much more space in Vader's.

24/11/12 1:25:01

World's longest fart attempt puts record breaker in hospital.

20/11/12 0:24:24

RSPCA are warning pet owners of the dangers from online grooming.

15/11/12 21:02:17

Henry had a brief spell working on a market stall.

15/11/12 16:25:21

"Bring out the gimp"

"But the gimp's sleeping"

"Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?"

13/11/12 22:48:59

Pasta la pizza baby

12/11/12 16:57:48

They were all bi 'cept Carl

09/10/12 20:11:13

Nottingham Forest home ground is a notoriously difficult place to play football.

20/09/12 20:09:00

To be fair to the helicopter pilot, the roof rack on the bus did look like a big 'H' from up in the air.

16/09/12 10:49:51

Vasectomy to you.

12/09/12 20:45:48

Room with a poo.

25/08/12 22:53:20

Cause of death:

Smothered with love

07/08/12 20:45:26

Police have released a photo of their primer suspect.

31/10/11 11:49:34

Spandex Ballet

30/10/11 15:45:06

Keen to get rid of his '2 Jags' nickname, John Prescott takes up cycling.

10/10/11 11:17:34

Judging by the amount he was sweating, it was fair to say Alan was looking nervous before his date with Wendy.

26/09/11 12:04:13

Jenny made herself a cup of riseling.

21/09/11 11:08:02

Magic is for mugs.

21/09/11 11:05:29

Sue and Mike felt ripped off.
They were told they would get 500 free texts a month and they still hadn't recieved a single message.

17/09/11 21:24:06

"I thought you said you were a horse whisperer".

"No, that's my nickname because I've got throat cancer".

14/09/11 11:15:11

Jim's car was an absolute piece of ship.

17/08/11 21:21:11

Clive waited patiently for the tree surgeon to arrive.

06/07/11 20:39:11

With the corpse only buried up to it's knees, Police described it as the shallowest grave they'd ever discovered.

21/06/11 11:28:22

Ready assaulted crisps

25/01/11 11:02:46

"I used to write songs for Blur"

04/12/10 11:20:52

Gavin didn't wave back at his blind date when she arrived.

01/09/10 15:36:10

Jim noticed he had had bought the wrong reeds for his saxophone when he found a duck nesting in them.

12/08/10 11:54:36

Prints of Persia

01/08/10 12:16:06

The genie had misunderstood Arnold when he wished to be hung like a black man.

20/07/10 11:39:31

"Yeah, I'm the childrens entertainer for little Tyrone's Birthday party."

13/04/10 11:31:21

The vultures had tracked the Chevrolet for 5 miles before attacking it, it is a behaviour known as Chevy Chase.

19/03/10 12:02:11

Jeep Sea Diver.

16/03/10 17:53:18

They all stood around the old tranny trying desperately to hear the football results.

11/03/10 19:51:03

Heartbreak Fridge.

08/03/10 21:27:10