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Wally's swollen testicles were becoming a concern.

09/12/16 15:09:17

Welcome to the Peek District.

26/11/12 20:04:46

Jack muscle

08/08/12 19:03:27

creative

Jane would often shy away from crowds as she was conscious of her cheap prosthetic leg.

23/04/14 11:09:11

Monastery of Sound

07/10/12 19:26:49

Unfortunately the lead singer had taken a vow of silence.

07/10/12 19:18:43

Quick draw Macaw

19/12/12 14:43:22

Zebra crossings are rapidly disappearing across South African highways.

11/01/17 12:10:10

Swollen joints

15/04/14 19:07:21

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Quack den found on Jonathan Ross' farm

18/01/13 20:26:59

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Ever since someone pulled off Dave the fly's wings, he made a living as a taxi driver.

15/01/13 20:34:25

creative

Welcome to another episode of Fleece Camera Action

12/01/13 20:19:07

1 in 5 men are likely to swing both ways

13/12/12 20:48:22

Mask-a-raid

31/10/11 11:22:59

Sub Woofer

13/09/11 14:52:36

"Hi, I'm Larry. My hobbies include smoking loads of weed and rescuing stray cats".

24/03/21 12:56:32

Ben sailed through his driving test.

21/04/14 7:15:45

Police have reclined to comment.

01/09/12 19:25:59

He shoots... He snores

19/04/14 11:11:58

creative x3

A cat stuck in a tree can easily be turned into a game of Catplunk by taking turns to remove branches.

12/01/13 12:27:37

clever

It happened so fast that he hadn't yet realised his bicycle had been stolen.

20/12/14 23:50:05

He was a fret to the public.

21/02/14 14:09:51

creative

Obama now claiming to have a Native American birth certificate

21/01/13 20:31:25

creative

Seiko-path

13/01/13 11:12:59

creative

Luke was receiving Ink capacity benefits

07/01/13 20:28:42

On the tin of paint it said to put on several coats.

27/08/12 19:44:59

He was showing a total lacquer respect towards the community.

31/10/11 11:20:16

Tour guide sacked after caught eating insulation from Eiffel Tower.

23/10/11 10:06:07

Susan's meal presentations were always very melondramatic.

06/01/15 20:09:16

He didn't want to use the toll bridge because he had toupee

03/05/14 9:52:21

"Do you dig graves?"

"They're alright, yeah"

14/04/14 7:53:44

Not so Sunny and Chair

01/02/14 20:53:21

Janet had the kind of body that could stop traffic.

22/11/12 20:10:37

Wendy was a wonderful stepmum

01/11/12 20:23:07

He had managed to hold the sign all day long, but evidently he couldn't hold his bladder.

26/08/12 11:05:20

Clive ordered a bloody Mary on the rocks

09/04/14 20:56:32

With no food in the cupboards, Peter looked in the back of the freezer and managed to find an onion ring and a gherkin for his tea.

21/03/14 12:15:53

"Do you know anyone who can drain my boiler?"

"Jerry can"

19/03/14 13:42:57

"It's absolute chaos" said one resident.

"I've never seen anything like this happen in the village" exclaimed an old pensioner.

Police are appealing to anyone who has information regarding who did the poo on the traffic island at the High street junction.

03/12/12 17:05:52

Later on, down the pub:

"Yeah, I fucked a few models back at my place last night."

28/11/12 21:13:31

The modern art competition was won by a whisker

10/11/12 11:32:18

"Ok Tom, when I let go of the handlebars you have to keep your balance, are you ready?.... Tom?".

10/10/11 10:10:33

It was always a nightmare finding somewhere to park outside the Penis Extension Clinic.

23/01/11 22:57:06

Sneezeburger and chips

10/01/15 12:53:09

Ulcer Unionist Party

17/04/14 9:28:31

🎵 Teenage mutant needs a girdle 🎵

19/02/14 21:54:39

Railway sleeper

01/01/13 12:04:25

Field hospital

13/10/12 19:03:02

Do not feed the toilet ducks

02/09/12 8:14:20

Kermit was being chased by the Fozz.

04/10/11 14:45:36

That's the last time I ask Jonathan Ross if he can get me any crack.

05/07/11 17:04:39

creative

Eelectric windows

01/02/15 13:53:23

"You think that's cool? Come and see my vag patch..."

05/04/14 19:22:12

Mike woke up with a Red Stripe on his arse.

25/03/14 20:17:10

She was later arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack.

26/02/14 22:36:43

Watch Tower

13/01/13 10:55:40

Son flower

02/01/13 20:03:15

It was a further 3 miles walk home and Amir was doing a fine job of holding his shit in.

03/10/12 19:27:48

He was later arrested for kerb crawling.

26/10/11 21:57:59

Baked Bean

19/09/21 8:20:24

Halo-gen lighting.

13/01/15 13:06:47

🎵 Hit the road Yak and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more. 🎵

11/01/15 13:15:08

Bugsy Merlot

23/04/14 19:05:11

Police are urging the public to report any suspicious looking packages.

21/04/14 11:23:21

This week, Jack's pot is huge with a double roll over

15/04/14 19:26:09

Deep Fat Friar

04/04/14 12:36:17

Fleece escort

12/01/13 20:01:04

Skinhead

14/08/12 13:32:15

"You said you were hiring a Porsche for our wedding".

"No, I said porch......It's nice isn't it?".

09/11/11 12:51:06

Crack peddler.

21/05/11 20:59:32

8.00pm BBC2.
Walking with dinosaurs.

24/10/09 11:01:29

Alan Davies and Kate Moss in their sleeping bags

15/04/14 19:14:19

"Granny's got an apple stuck in her mouth"

"Quickly, pat her on the back"...

..."Not that hard!!"

07/04/14 8:04:44

Vanity Hair

10/01/13 18:08:06

Gnome Alone

23/12/12 12:20:24

Kim Basin-singer

17/09/12 19:12:24

He was having a Wii fit

19/08/12 10:10:22

Geoff was caught lying by his girlfriend, so she packed her bags and hit the road.

26/10/11 21:39:54

Kevin was looking in good shape for the drag race finals.

02/10/11 10:34:35

"Yes officer, this guy just pulled up and put his cow on my roof then drove off. I thought how bloody dairy?".

27/09/11 20:48:07

Janet was aviary strange woman.

13/07/11 21:38:32

"We've come to complain about the noise, can you keep the racket down please?".

04/07/11 10:12:12

The only way Billy could communicate with other people was by using fowl language.

02/07/11 0:45:53

Great wicket keeper, shit at running though.

19/08/21 15:42:02

Spot the dog shit competition

02/12/14 20:22:33

Moor-a Batty

18/11/14 12:47:43

Many Koreans skip their breakfast in the morning.

13/11/09 11:12:59

After searching the house, the only thing the burglars could find of value was the 50p left by the tooth fairy, they just had to get it without waking Laura.

16/01/15 10:03:37

It wasn't the first time Mike had jazzed all over Lucy.

14/01/15 10:32:11

It wasn't the first time Brian had pulled his organ out in public.

16/12/14 21:17:47

Arthur could still smell Ethel on his fingers, he practically reeked of her.

16/12/14 12:34:09

"Excuse me, could you tell me what hairstyle that is?"

"A frayed knot"

14/12/14 11:11:33

Men be bathing badly.

30/09/14 21:25:29

Madam and Steve

23/07/14 11:12:30

Chronological disorder

04/12/13 16:11:25

"You better not be sniffing the bath salts again Dave... Dave you in there?"

03/12/13 20:37:57

Ditch hiker

17/01/13 23:52:37

creative

The Time Team carbon dated it all the way back to 1987.

12/01/13 10:38:27

There was never a shortage of cocaine at Charlie Sheen's pool parties.

05/12/12 20:02:46