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Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2090Karen Oakenfull

"I see Edward's on the helium again."

14/07/21 12:03:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"Before the first course arrives does anyone need to go to the woods?"

14/07/21 12:02:21

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2090Karen Oakenfull

"More sandwiches anyone?"
"No thanks, we're stuffed."

14/07/21 12:01:39

 
John Beith Vote score: 262John Beith

Bear Grills.

14/07/21 15:33:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

"I first took LSD at a family reunion."

14/07/21 14:02:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"Hello. Maria Restaurant, can I help?"

"Eh up. Can I book table for a few brews. There will be me, our lass, nippers, me old man and our kid."

"Sorry sir. We're fully booked today with a party of teddy bears"

"Ok love. If you don't want Yorkshire people in, just bloody say so"

14/07/21 12:16:47

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

The Bear Patisseries

14/07/21 12:03:42

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🎵 Look for the, bear patisseries, The sinful bear patisseries, Forget about those curries for your Steiff. I need the, pear tarte recipes For all my ursine effigies That bring the bear patisseries to life. ðŸ... --Crunchy Chords
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

Breakfast at Steiffany's

14/07/21 12:00:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

Dessert anyone?
No that Kapok is so filling.

14/07/21 19:58:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

Folies Beargère

14/07/21 12:28:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''Where's my cup of tea?''

''I'm sorry, it's still bruin.''

14/07/21 12:14:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''I'm not going out there to tell them the honey is off.''

14/07/21 12:05:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"Well officer we were just enjoying some authentic Italian porridge at Da Maria when these English football supporters turned up and knocked the stuffing out of us."

14/07/21 12:01:20

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5620Kenny Ireland

Teddy beer.

15/07/21 5:04:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"Waiter, we'd like a couple of bottles of your finest beargundy"

14/07/21 14:40:18

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

Picnic's off...it's raining

14/07/21 14:01:31

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"Look! They are not socially distanced and not wearing masks either."
"I know! Bear-faced cheek."

14/07/21 12:19:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

"That powerful magnet in the awning was a great idea, it soon catches the bastards that are nicking our cutlery."

14/07/21 12:17:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"Listen, Yogi, I will say zees only once- zat Garde du parc Smith will be here soon to examine the contents of your panier pique-nique."

14/07/21 12:07:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"How's the advertising campaign going to get more customers into the restaurant?"

"I think we Bungled it."

14/07/21 12:05:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

Teddy bar

14/07/21 12:00:19

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5620Kenny Ireland

"He's been on the Nookie brown again".

15/07/21 22:41:29

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5620Kenny Ireland

wasTED.

15/07/21 5:11:58

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5620Kenny Ireland

Bear down.

15/07/21 4:55:58

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

All the others wanted to move on to the next bar but it was Ted's favourite hang-out.

14/07/21 20:12:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

All the bears rue their position

14/07/21 18:03:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

Cafes's Clone

14/07/21 18:02:19

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1337alexandra ball

We still can't get a table, I can't bear this!

14/07/21 13:58:32

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

"...too many beers."

14/07/21 13:22:11

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

Awning has broken.

14/07/21 12:50:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"Are your friends OK?"
"He's bearing up and that one's a bear-faced lier."

14/07/21 12:36:07

 
Ryan F Vote score: 137Ryan F

I've bearley drank since lockdown.

14/07/21 12:35:53

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Only you can prevent forest diners."

14/07/21 12:23:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

The beer necessities

14/07/21 12:21:55

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Garcon, can I get some bear claws please?"

14/07/21 12:15:33

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

"The owner is very good at hitting tin cans off a funfair platform with three balls."
"˜He must need special underpants?'

14/07/21 12:05:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

Life's just one big picnic.

14/07/21 12:03:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''How are you feeling down there, Ted?''

''As rough as a bear's arse.''

14/07/21 12:01:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''I'm not that keen on table service. I prefer the all day buffet at Jellystone Park.''

14/07/21 12:00:36

 
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