"I see Edward's on the helium again."

14/07/21 12:03:09

"Before the first course arrives does anyone need to go to the woods?"

14/07/21 12:02:21

"More sandwiches anyone?"
"No thanks, we're stuffed."

14/07/21 12:01:39

Bear Grills.

14/07/21 15:33:18

"I first took LSD at a family reunion."

14/07/21 14:02:31

"Hello. Maria Restaurant, can I help?"

"Eh up. Can I book table for a few brews. There will be me, our lass, nippers, me old man and our kid."

"Sorry sir. We're fully booked today with a party of teddy bears"

"Ok love. If you don't want Yorkshire people in, just bloody say so"

14/07/21 12:16:47

The Bear Patisseries

14/07/21 12:03:42

Breakfast at Steiffany's

14/07/21 12:00:47

Dessert anyone?
No that Kapok is so filling.

14/07/21 19:58:47

Folies Beargère

14/07/21 12:28:09

''Where's my cup of tea?''

''I'm sorry, it's still bruin.''

14/07/21 12:14:40

''I'm not going out there to tell them the honey is off.''

14/07/21 12:05:23

"Well officer we were just enjoying some authentic Italian porridge at Da Maria when these English football supporters turned up and knocked the stuffing out of us."

14/07/21 12:01:20

Teddy beer.

15/07/21 5:04:26

"Waiter, we'd like a couple of bottles of your finest beargundy"

14/07/21 14:40:18

Picnic's off...it's raining

14/07/21 14:01:31

"Look! They are not socially distanced and not wearing masks either."
"I know! Bear-faced cheek."

14/07/21 12:19:32

"That powerful magnet in the awning was a great idea, it soon catches the bastards that are nicking our cutlery."

14/07/21 12:17:47

"Listen, Yogi, I will say zees only once- zat Garde du parc Smith will be here soon to examine the contents of your panier pique-nique."

14/07/21 12:07:42

"How's the advertising campaign going to get more customers into the restaurant?"

"I think we Bungled it."

14/07/21 12:05:18

Teddy bar

14/07/21 12:00:19

"He's been on the Nookie brown again".

15/07/21 22:41:29

wasTED.

15/07/21 5:11:58

Bear down.

15/07/21 4:55:58

All the others wanted to move on to the next bar but it was Ted's favourite hang-out.

14/07/21 20:12:31

All the bears rue their position

14/07/21 18:03:02

Cafes's Clone

14/07/21 18:02:19

We still can't get a table, I can't bear this!

14/07/21 13:58:32

"...too many beers."

14/07/21 13:22:11

Awning has broken.

14/07/21 12:50:28

"Are your friends OK?"
"He's bearing up and that one's a bear-faced lier."

14/07/21 12:36:07

I've bearley drank since lockdown.

14/07/21 12:35:53

"Only you can prevent forest diners."

14/07/21 12:23:20

The beer necessities

14/07/21 12:21:55

"Garcon, can I get some bear claws please?"

14/07/21 12:15:33

"The owner is very good at hitting tin cans off a funfair platform with three balls."
"˜He must need special underpants?'

14/07/21 12:05:03

Life's just one big picnic.

14/07/21 12:03:05

''How are you feeling down there, Ted?''

''As rough as a bear's arse.''

14/07/21 12:01:18

''I'm not that keen on table service. I prefer the all day buffet at Jellystone Park.''

14/07/21 12:00:36