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Clive Dunny
04/04/21 8:51:26
"I've tried installing a bidet, Captain Mainwairing, but they don't like it up em"
04/04/21 9:04:45
''Don't panic! We still have 500 rolls left in the loft.''
04/04/21 8:09:40
Sewer-side note
04/04/21 8:08:24
The Restroom at the End of the Universe
04/04/21 8:07:56
Don't Panic use a towel.
04/04/21 14:33:06
Juan Sheet had plenty of explaining to do.
04/04/21 8:49:39
(March 2020)Gone shopping. I may be a while.
04/04/21 16:14:15
That should sort out your consternation.
04/04/21 8:17:36
Toilet humour
04/04/21 8:06:36
No shit, Sherlock.
04/04/21 8:01:54
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Lavatory
04/04/21 8:00:09
Hellooooooooooo still sat here waiting for one of the captioners to bring me toilet roll. I can't feel my legs......
Mon 14:03:04
You're in Europe... bidets are commonplace here and legistlated in several countries.
05/04/21 1:42:09
It wasn't the lack of loo roll that shocked Sharon about her friend Joanne's loo. It was the dirty great skidmark down the cistern.
04/04/21 15:01:56
Consonant please Rachel, and another, and a bowel
04/04/21 12:52:28
“Your hand is perfectly adequate.”
04/04/21 11:29:43
The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything including how many toilet roll sheets you need is 42.
04/04/21 11:10:47
Any which wipe but loos.
04/04/21 11:07:10
There is a pay per sheet machine. A pound each but it takes credit cards.
04/04/21 11:01:44
Way ahead of you. I've already pooped in my pants.
04/04/21 10:34:17
EU ministers responsible for vaccine rollout advised not to all use the same bathroom.
04/04/21 10:25:04
... but it's Easter Sunday, all the supermarkets are closed and the local shop doesn't do the quilted toilet roll
04/04/21 9:42:16
🎵 You gotta roll with it....🎵
04/04/21 9:01:33
Just relaxative.
04/04/21 8:58:00
Just bog off
04/04/21 8:53:42
"I wish Lance Corporal Jones would stay out of my bathroom"...said Captain Mainwaring
04/04/21 8:49:28
I wasn't panicking, I was sh*tting myself!
04/04/21 8:41:25
Don't panic! It's only turbulence. Remain seated until the stewardess arrives.
04/04/21 8:40:41
Yeah, don't panic. Realise the roll is nearly done before you sit on the toilet and get another. It's not magic.
04/04/21 8:37:02
Loo Read
04/04/21 8:34:07
And don't get in a flap..
04/04/21 8:32:06
The sink is within reach.
04/04/21 8:31:58
Happy B'day
04/04/21 8:29:33
"... I'll catch the Andrex puppy."
04/04/21 8:16:50
When will this turd lockdown end?
04/04/21 8:08:02
The writing's on the roll.
04/04/21 8:05:49
The supporting roll
04/04/21 8:01:06
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