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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22101Troompa Loompa

W.C. Fields

23/11/21 12:04:59

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9010Al Overy

"Ours was ruined within a week."

"How come?"

"I have a massive mole on my arse."

23/11/21 12:34:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20248Stephen Bean

Flushing Meadows

23/11/21 12:02:59

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6254Tosser Wivlov

"....and who's going to water it?"
"Don't worry, your Dad will soon do that."

23/11/21 12:08:38

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"....and who's going to water it?""Don't worry, your Dad will soon dew that." --Willie Johnson
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6590Karyn Harrison

Kate didn't like it at first but it ended up tickling her fancy.

23/11/21 12:07:55

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6254Tosser Wivlov

"But surely it will die."
"Don't worry son, the sun shines out of your Mum's arse."

23/11/21 12:07:19

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 16387Dan Nicholls

Great for when you have worms.

23/11/21 12:00:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20248Stephen Bean

Asstroturf

23/11/21 12:00:09

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

Comes with free toilet bush.

23/11/21 12:27:43

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9010Al Overy

"For me? Gracias!"

23/11/21 12:00:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34791Tony Edwards

Let the grass grow under your seat.

23/11/21 12:22:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 16387Dan Nicholls

"Just gonna go and water the grass".

23/11/21 12:02:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

Gracias

23/11/21 12:00:08

 
Tony S Vote score: 3075Tony S

I came home to find my wife had got one of these , I thought it looked ridiculous took it off and threw it into the back yard. Which has now doubled the price of my house in Oldham as it is the only house with a back garden.

23/11/21 12:29:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20248Stephen Bean

"Our rabbit loves nibbling this grass so we called him.."

"Bogs Bunny."

23/11/21 12:17:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

Honey I shrunk the kids 4.

"Nooooooooooooo"

23/11/21 12:09:00

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8892Hercules Rockefeller

"Be right back, love. Going to fertilize the toilet seat."

23/11/21 12:03:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17974Dave Bryan

GROWS UP TO 1" IN UNDER A WEEK!

''That's fantastic but what about the grass?''

23/11/21 12:03:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25472Michael Winner

From the makers of 'Toilet Duckpond'.

23/11/21 21:29:36

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8950Glyn Evans

We provide the grass, you provide the soil

23/11/21 17:57:36

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So I'll... give it a try. --Willie Johnson
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2298Karen Oakenfull

“I bought this from Dunnihelm. Love it!

23/11/21 16:32:21

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6254Tosser Wivlov

I guess your supposed to hover.

23/11/21 14:33:34

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1347Glad You Remember

When you sit on the toilet, don't feel forlorn: feel for lawn.

23/11/21 13:55:02

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 1347Glad You Remember

Gracias

(Nod to 12:44:26)

23/11/21 13:48:42

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8047C CaMel

Graze anatomy

23/11/21 13:04:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

"Please tell me that is mud."

23/11/21 12:19:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

It's when it starts to go brown that you've got to worry.

23/11/21 12:18:04

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22101Troompa Loompa

Nicki Minaj's boyfriend wished she'd find somewhere else to trim her pubic hair.

23/11/21 12:16:02

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22101Troompa Loompa

When you gotta mow, you gotta mow.

23/11/21 12:07:36

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9010Al Overy

Is your pet bear missing the woods? Try Toilet Meadow seat covers!

23/11/21 12:06:34

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

"Julie, I bought your mum a Christmas present. I just need to find some ants."

23/11/21 12:05:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16531Vanessa the Guesser

There's too much wee-d in it.

23/11/21 12:03:20

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 16387Dan Nicholls

Get in the hole!

23/11/21 12:01:25

 
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