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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22429Troompa Loompa

W.C. Fields

23/11/21 12:04:59

Al Overy Vote score: 13178Al Overy

"Ours was ruined within a week."

"How come?"

"I have a massive mole on my arse."

23/11/21 12:34:54

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24669Stephen Bean

Flushing Meadows

23/11/21 12:02:59

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6616Tosser Wivlov

"....and who's going to water it?"
"Don't worry, your Dad will soon do that."

23/11/21 12:08:38

"....and who's going to water it?""Don't worry, your Dad will soon dew that." --Willie Johnson
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 7217Karyn Harrison

Kate didn't like it at first but it ended up tickling her fancy.

23/11/21 12:07:55

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6616Tosser Wivlov

"But surely it will die."
"Don't worry son, the sun shines out of your Mum's arse."

23/11/21 12:07:19

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17467Dan Nicholls

Great for when you have worms.

23/11/21 12:00:36

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24669Stephen Bean

Asstroturf

23/11/21 12:00:09

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

Comes with free toilet bush.

23/11/21 12:27:43

Al Overy Vote score: 13178Al Overy

"For me? Gracias!"

23/11/21 12:00:07

Tony Edwards Vote score: 35936Tony Edwards

Let the grass grow under your seat.

23/11/21 12:22:14

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17467Dan Nicholls

"Just gonna go and water the grass".

23/11/21 12:02:08

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

Gracias

23/11/21 12:00:08

Tony S Vote score: 5586Tony S

I came home to find my wife had got one of these , I thought it looked ridiculous took it off and threw it into the back yard. Which has now doubled the price of my house in Oldham as it is the only house with a back garden.

23/11/21 12:29:32

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24669Stephen Bean

"Our rabbit loves nibbling this grass so we called him.."

"Bogs Bunny."

23/11/21 12:17:55

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

Honey I shrunk the kids 4.

"Nooooooooooooo"

23/11/21 12:09:00

Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 10081Hercules Rockefeller

"Be right back, love. Going to fertilize the toilet seat."

23/11/21 12:03:43

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21998Dave Bryan

GROWS UP TO 1" IN UNDER A WEEK!

''That's fantastic but what about the grass?''

23/11/21 12:03:39

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