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W.C. Fields
23/11/21 12:04:59
"Ours was ruined within a week.""How come?""I have a massive mole on my arse."
23/11/21 12:34:54
Flushing Meadows
23/11/21 12:02:59
"....and who's going to water it?""Don't worry, your Dad will soon do that."
23/11/21 12:08:38
Kate didn't like it at first but it ended up tickling her fancy.
23/11/21 12:07:55
"But surely it will die.""Don't worry son, the sun shines out of your Mum's arse."
23/11/21 12:07:19
Great for when you have worms.
23/11/21 12:00:36
Asstroturf
23/11/21 12:00:09
Comes with free toilet bush.
23/11/21 12:27:43
"For me? Gracias!"
23/11/21 12:00:07
Let the grass grow under your seat.
23/11/21 12:22:14
"Just gonna go and water the grass".
23/11/21 12:02:08
Gracias
23/11/21 12:00:08
I came home to find my wife had got one of these , I thought it looked ridiculous took it off and threw it into the back yard. Which has now doubled the price of my house in Oldham as it is the only house with a back garden.
23/11/21 12:29:32
"Our rabbit loves nibbling this grass so we called him..""Bogs Bunny."
23/11/21 12:17:55
Honey I shrunk the kids 4."Nooooooooooooo"
23/11/21 12:09:00
"Be right back, love. Going to fertilize the toilet seat."
23/11/21 12:03:43
GROWS UP TO 1" IN UNDER A WEEK!''That's fantastic but what about the grass?''
23/11/21 12:03:39
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