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Stephen Bean Vote score: 16038Stephen Bean

Wow, you can see her knotty bits!

26/02/21 20:00:10

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"That's knot nice. Leaf me alone." --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16038Stephen Bean

Has someone warned her about attracting the wrong sort of fellers?

26/02/21 20:00:39

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like termites? --Mauris Iocus
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20692Troompa Loompa

A Nudist Beech

26/02/21 20:01:36

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2985Mark Wilson

"Eve, is it just me or are these forbidden fruit trees looking more and more tempting everyday"

26/02/21 20:53:23

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Ooh, put that snake away. You're going to need a bigger fig leaf. --Mauris Iocus
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 967Charles Gilbert

Hold me closer tiny brancher.

26/02/21 20:13:53

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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11827Neil Mackenzie

I don’t know about Yew but I wood.

26/02/21 20:08:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14889Vanessa the Guesser

My wife insisted on having a bird box in the garden. As a lover of tits, I concurred.

26/02/21 20:31:10

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Best not to go against the grain. Soon she'll have you seeding the box. --Mauris Iocus
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33899Tony Edwards

Shewood Forest

26/02/21 20:19:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12216The Wolf

"Honestly Doctor, I don't know how I got splinters in my penis"

26/02/21 20:06:52

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Perhaps 'in' instead of 'on'. Sounds more painful. --Stephen Bean
Al Overy Vote score: 5292Al Overy

Ent-ertainment

26/02/21 20:00:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5292Al Overy

"Master Treebeard, I found this picture pinned to the inside of your locker. Do you have anything to say for yourself?"

26/02/21 20:00:34

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8325James Lennox

I fell in love with her beautiful long limbs.

26/02/21 22:19:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21519John Glover

It's over and she's taking a bough.

26/02/21 21:55:54

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5778Karyn Harrison

BBC accused of sexing up 'In the Night Garden' to encourage more dads to watch TV with their kids.

26/02/21 20:48:49

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The bonk a donk?(who says you can't learn anything from rap?) --Mauris Iocus
Peter Houle Vote score: 292Peter Houle

limber timber

26/02/21 20:28:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16038Stephen Bean

"I always fall for women with a great body. She played me for a sap."

26/02/21 20:24:10

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3569Scrijjy Doo

Run, Forest, Run!

26/02/21 20:09:52

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8079Hercules Rockefeller

"Well, Dave, I think I finally understand why you're a tree-hugger."

26/02/21 20:08:01

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Oh, he does more than hug. We caught him tapping her for maple syrup. --Mauris Iocus
The Wolf Vote score: 12216The Wolf

Torvill and The Forest of Dean

26/02/21 20:04:52

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4668Crunchy Chords

"Do you like it, Mr Connery?"
"Beautiful ash."

26/02/21 20:04:30

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5778Karyn Harrison

My Fir Lady

26/02/21 20:03:01

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 386Mauris Iocus

When you bury an apple with a stripper’s G-string.

26/02/21 20:00:17

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8325James Lennox

Call me weird, but she's giving me a woody.

26/02/21 20:00:06

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Woody Yew believe it? --Willie Johnson
Stu Dent Vote score: 5279Stu Dent

Bark Nouveau

26/02/21 21:25:03

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 967Charles Gilbert

If she's worth doing... she's... worth... doing... slowly...

26/02/21 20:16:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24825Ian Skelding

Complicated rootine.

26/02/21 20:14:16

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 967Charles Gilbert

Lilly really branched out as a dancer.

26/02/21 20:06:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14356Dave Bryan

Mother Nature

26/02/21 20:01:27

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5335Chris Halliwell

Darcy Bushell.

26/02/21 20:01:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14889Vanessa the Guesser

Some lucky squirrels have their own Nutcracker.

26/02/21 20:00:56

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I know where I'm hiding my nuts.. --Mauris Iocus
susan middleton susan middleton

I'm Twig you stupid wood nymph not Twiggy

02/03/21 13:20:15

 
Snap Dragon Vote score: 343Snap Dragon

just give me 5 minutes with her and some sandpaper

27/02/21 18:07:37

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5481Kenny Ireland

Firouette.

27/02/21 5:08:59

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7479Vivvy En

"That'll teach her to pose naked in the park. My dog's just peed up her leg."

26/02/21 20:54:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2985Mark Wilson

Camouflange

26/02/21 20:45:29

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Minge in the willows --Mauris Iocus
Endeavour 2 Persevere Vote score: 123Endeavour 2 Persevere

If a woodchuck could fuck wood, he'd start here.

26/02/21 20:44:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7479Vivvy En

"As dance routines go I think it's rather wooden."

26/02/21 20:29:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14889Vanessa the Guesser

I don't know about winter but I think I'm coming

26/02/21 20:17:16

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5292Al Overy

Sure would forest

26/02/21 20:16:51

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8079Hercules Rockefeller

In the future, Ralph would be a lot more careful about where he spilled his seed.

26/02/21 20:15:56

 
Mark England Vote score: 18079Mark England

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26/02/21 20:14:25

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Nah. Realised I did a dupe. Voted the duped and deleted mine  --Mark England
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 967Charles Gilbert

Her bark is worse than her bite.

26/02/21 20:12:45

 
Mark England Vote score: 18079Mark England

"It looks like an effeminate Rowan"
"No, that photo's upcoming"

26/02/21 20:10:24

 
stone face Vote score: 9403stone face

Beech body..

26/02/21 20:09:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16038Stephen Bean

Groot tits love!

26/02/21 20:07:06

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 967Charles Gilbert

The Ellcrys!

26/02/21 20:06:54

 
stone face Vote score: 9403stone face

Leslie Ash..

26/02/21 20:06:32

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20692Troompa Loompa

Jack took his chopper by the shaft.

26/02/21 20:06:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3569Scrijjy Doo

You're barking up the wrong she.

26/02/21 20:05:43

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 967Charles Gilbert

Got wood?

26/02/21 20:05:28

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20692Troompa Loompa

Pinocchio's girlfriend was a bit of a sort.

26/02/21 20:04:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3569Scrijjy Doo

A Forest Line

26/02/21 20:04:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11827Neil Mackenzie

Yew should enter strictly come dancing.

26/02/21 20:04:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33899Tony Edwards

"Go on Olive - take a bough! Everyone is cheering for you."

26/02/21 20:02:45

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20692Troompa Loompa

Holly Willowbooby

26/02/21 20:02:36

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 386Mauris Iocus

Narnia after dark

26/02/21 20:01:44

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1174alexandra ball

Teresa Green.

26/02/21 20:00:55

 
Mauris Iocus Vote score: 386Mauris Iocus

Carnal Foliage

26/02/21 20:00:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8325James Lennox

When you're the last of the Entwives, it pays to be a fast runner.

26/02/21 20:00:36

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7911Glyn Evans

Tree to form

26/02/21 20:00:34

 
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