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Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Pole dancers

25/04/21 12:05:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''I never know how to start a conversation when I'm dancing.''

''Try saying, 'Do you come here often'. That's a good way to break the ice.''

25/04/21 12:46:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Polka bears

25/04/21 12:00:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Polar bears dance to keep warm and to stop their teeth from cha-cha-chattering.

25/04/21 12:14:13

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

It's not easy finding the right dancing partner. I tried it with a penguin once but our techniques were poles apart.

25/04/21 12:00:19

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"Sorry."
"Sorry."
"S'cuse me."
"Oh, sorry."

*Attenborough whisper* 'With naff-all ice left, overcrowding is now a big issue for polar bears.'

25/04/21 12:00:51

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 216Nina Dutton

WARNING!
ESCAPED POLAR BEAR.
Last seen heading towards the hall of mirrors.

25/04/21 12:00:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

What kind of photo is this?

A polaroid.

25/04/21 12:58:31

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What kind of anal affliction is this? A polaroid. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Dancing on Ice

25/04/21 12:00:09

 
HaHaHa YouLie Vote score: 21HaHaHa YouLie

BiPolar

27/04/21 12:11:08

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"Attenborough alert! Quick, pretend we're fighting."

25/04/21 12:58:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''Take your partners for the Arctic foxtrot.''

25/04/21 12:02:07

 
Molly R Vote score: 2782Molly R

"Yes, I'm Simon Smith."

25/04/21 12:00:26

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

“I think we’ve finally got it!

… but I’m going to need some kind of gown, before they let us on Strictly.”

25/04/21 12:00:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

""Lunch,' you say? It's behind you, with a camera."

25/04/21 14:26:26

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

The new Coke commercials are a bit weird.

25/04/21 12:02:32

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

*Sniff* "I haven't been able to bear hug you properly since December! Come here!"

25/04/21 12:00:09

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 494Gavin Smithers

This time I'll be Torvill and you can be Dean

26/04/21 12:34:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

'What the hell are those bears doing on the runway!!??'
'I think it's the waltz, sir'

25/04/21 20:53:33

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2898GeeDee

Bear to the right..
No,you bear to the left
No seriously there is a bear to your right!

25/04/21 19:23:57

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 896Ellen Duncalf

Last Dance.

25/04/21 19:05:24

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

"Out of my way!"
"No, you get out of MY way."

25/04/21 18:19:42

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Ryan French Vote score: 48Ryan French

Nobody puts miss polar in the corner!

25/04/21 18:16:37

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2659Willie Johnson

Polar opposites.

25/04/21 18:03:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

"May I cut inAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

25/04/21 16:27:23

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5336Chris Halliwell

What a stupid place to put a full length mirror!

25/04/21 15:35:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24144Michael Winner

"Oh darling, I could dance all ni- wait, can you hear the sound of a gigantic ocean liner approaching?"

25/04/21 14:47:53

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

"...so I ate the guy."

"HOLD IT; you're gender-typing."

25/04/21 14:40:03

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

"I have to tell you something: I'm dating both male AND female bears, in both Antarctica AND Arctica: Yes, I'm BI-polar."

25/04/21 14:35:51

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

"I'm sorry, I mean...the 'FISH breath'..."

25/04/21 14:23:39

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

"We're bears, it's bullshit: WHITE privilege.."

25/04/21 14:22:09

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

"Do you come here a lot?..."

25/04/21 14:19:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21521John Glover

"Don't go after him, let it go. I don't mind being called a bear faced liar."

25/04/21 13:41:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

I didn’t know I was bi till I met you.

25/04/21 13:19:10

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

BBC's new Strictly Come Dancing Bears got off to a bad start, when two of the contestants ate Claudia Winkleman.

25/04/21 13:00:20

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5488Kenny Ireland

Are they doing the chitterbug ?

25/04/21 12:59:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''Do you fancy a drink?''

''No thanks, I'm diving.''

25/04/21 12:15:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Eat your hearts out Rio and Notting Hill, North Pole Carnivores are much more fun.

25/04/21 12:10:40

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

"What's this? Who put a mirror here?!"

25/04/21 12:09:46

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

"Ow, watch were you're putting your feet,




big paws."

25/04/21 12:03:23

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

"We're in the money, we're in the money...they're going to drill for oil and give us all the cash..."

25/04/21 12:03:16

 
Molly R Vote score: 2782Molly R

"Since the ice is melting, let's practice the Blue Danube Waltz."

25/04/21 12:00:15

 
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