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Tony S Vote score: 2252Tony S

"Pretend you have a limp, Gemma Collins has just booked a riding lesson pass it on."

13/05/21 8:09:46

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I'd pay to see her fall off a horse. --Ryan French
stone face Vote score: 9752stone face

"Are you going to be supporting Black Horses Lives Matter before the race?"

"Yes, I shall be taking the neigh."

13/05/21 9:03:15

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16798Stephen Bean

The Bay Next Door

13/05/21 8:40:09

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 11807Mr Dome

Love thy neigh bour

13/05/21 8:27:18

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8069Glyn Evans

"At the sixth hurdle, remember to take a tumble...there's a month's worth of sugar lumps in it for you"

13/05/21 8:20:12

 
Mark England Vote score: 18409Mark England

"Judging by the state of your tonsils, you must be a little hoarse"

"I'm 17 hands, I'll have you know!"

13/05/21 8:31:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7762Vivvy En

"Just give us a kiss and stop foaling around."

13/05/21 8:26:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 18409Mark England

"Jethro! What have I told you about teasing the horses? Stop glueing sugar lumps between the stable doors"

13/05/21 8:20:37

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12476The Wolf

"You're new here aren't you?"

"Entschuldigung, ich spreche kein Englisch. Ich bin ein deutsches Pferd."

13/05/21 8:19:04

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Pferde kann nicht sprechen. Was ist denn mit ihnen los? (Aber er versteht Englisch.) --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 5877Al Overy

"UGH! Haylitosis!!"

13/05/21 8:01:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

Who's nicked the dartboard?

13/05/21 19:21:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16798Stephen Bean

"Stay away mate, she's got the clop."

13/05/21 8:45:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12476The Wolf

"Fancy a roll in the hay?"

13/05/21 8:30:47

 
Tony S Vote score: 2252Tony S

"I don't mind the S&M with all the whips and chains but sometimes all I want is a kiss."

13/05/21 8:14:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15036Dave Bryan

''Remember, Dobbin, black horses' lives matter in The Grand National.''

''I wish you wouldn't keep bringing up the race issue.''

13/05/21 8:11:24

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1501Dot Old

"Ascot a crush on you."

13/05/21 8:07:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12476The Wolf

"Ok, come back next week because you're going to need two extractions and a filling. You also need to start flossing. Help yourself to a sticker on your way out for being brave."

13/05/21 8:06:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

Forelock play inevitably leads to inter-horse.

13/05/21 8:05:51

 
Tony S Vote score: 2252Tony S

You know the social distancing rules no kissing until we are in a more stable situation

13/05/21 8:02:00

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8574James Lennox

Oh, so that's why the long face.

13/05/21 8:01:45

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

Why the long neck?

13/05/21 23:12:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34102Tony Edwards

Stablemates

13/05/21 10:34:18

 
HaHaHa YouLie Vote score: 22HaHaHa YouLie

Hay ur naggin!

13/05/21 10:15:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34102Tony Edwards

The two horses finished neck and neck.

13/05/21 10:12:59

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5576Kenny Ireland

Clydesdales joint partnership.

13/05/21 9:19:01

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5576Kenny Ireland

Friendly NEIGHbours.

13/05/21 9:18:01

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1255alexandra ball

There's foal play going on.

13/05/21 8:56:33

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16798Stephen Bean

The Horse and his Bay

The fifth book in The Chronicles of Nagnia.

13/05/21 8:35:53

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 391Nina Dutton

Eq-whine

13/05/21 8:32:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16798Stephen Bean

The Nag's Shed

13/05/21 8:19:11

 
Molly R Vote score: 2887Molly R

"No, you don't have bad breath. How's mine?"

13/05/21 8:17:41

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8282Hercules Rockefeller

Apparently, Francis had no qualms whatsoever about looking a gift horse in the mouth.

13/05/21 8:13:01

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8282Hercules Rockefeller

Wild Stallions

13/05/21 8:09:36

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5877Al Overy

"Remember, eat your oats, don't unseat your rider and stay off those sugar lumps!"

"OH, STOP NAGGING!"

13/05/21 8:01:23

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5403Chris Halliwell

They're in a stable relationship.

13/05/21 8:00:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16798Stephen Bean

Talking Neds

13/05/21 8:00:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

You’re lying.
I’m not, I won the race.
You with that big head? I read the winner won by a short head.

13/05/21 19:30:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

A scene from Dick Francis's 'Deep Throat'.

13/05/21 11:49:43

 
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

Horseplay

13/05/21 10:10:06

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7762Vivvy En

-"Hello, I've just moved in and wondered if I could borrow a cup of sugar?"
-"Nope, not a chance. Feck off."
Tsk, neeeighbours!

13/05/21 8:48:46

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1501Dot Old

*Thinks* "I'm odds on favourite for the 2.15... wonder what odds I've got for a sh*g."

13/05/21 8:37:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11807Mr Dome

F*cking pigeons

13/05/21 8:27:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11807Mr Dome

Flamin go get a room

13/05/21 8:06:24

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8574James Lennox

Worst spot the apple competition, ever.

13/05/21 8:05:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16798Stephen Bean

Heavy petting

13/05/21 8:00:11

 
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