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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5784Karyn Harrison

Shockolate cake

19/04/21 20:05:09

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

Julie's real parents were beat boxers.

19/04/21 20:36:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

"Oh thank God I won't grow up to be as ugly as you pair!"

19/04/21 20:31:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"Hello, it's the orphanage here. I think we have your daughter's cake and you have one of ours."

19/04/21 20:01:08

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

Now you eat that while we make a cake for our real daughter telling her about her genetic disease.

19/04/21 20:28:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

Hard to swallow

19/04/21 20:10:43

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1184alexandra ball

She thought the cupcakes saying grannys dead was bad enough!

19/04/21 20:07:00

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6675Greg Curtis

"Blow it out, it's your birthday - probably."

20/04/21 0:26:54

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Yes, thank you for pointing that out. Now it's "gettable." Very kind of you... --Greg Curtis
Joe Vote score: 1733Joe

And here's your special birthday song
♫ ♬ Oh Annie... I'm not your Daddy♫ ♬

19/04/21 22:13:43

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"And don't forget J Lo's 'I Ain't Your Mama'!". --Karyn Harrison
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

"Don't worry, you're not adopted. It's meant to say 'You're Abducted.'"

19/04/21 20:19:34

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

"Surprise!"

19/04/21 20:12:21

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 216Nina Dutton

“Please sir, can I have some more?”

19/04/21 20:10:32

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3463Stephen Paterson

Oh no, thought Ellie. Jamal's going to be devastated.

19/04/21 22:04:38

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12273The Wolf

"Look darling, that's not even the full cake. Here's the rest of it"

...by the Fritzl family.

19/04/21 20:19:04

 
SnapDragon D Vote score: 344SnapDragon D

♪ Crappy Dearthday to you... ♪

19/04/21 20:00:21

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Nah, you keep all of the money for yourself. I wouldn't have thought of it if I hadn't seen your caption, and it's just an edited down version of what you'd already written. Think of it being like a midwife and a mum- the midwife doesn't get ... --Michael Winner
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

It's fine she's too young to read

20/04/21 8:38:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

"It's for your father. It should say You're a top dad."

19/04/21 21:10:54

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

A Dish Served Cold

19/04/21 20:59:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

As I said to my bulimic friend, did you have to bring that up again?

19/04/21 20:15:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''So I'm adopted. Big Deal! Being on caption.me is the real icing on the cake.''

19/04/21 20:11:42

 
Mark England Vote score: 18089Mark England

"So what? Just gimme a slice"

19/04/21 20:05:38

 
Ryan French Vote score: 48Ryan French

And unlucky to be adopted by you pair of cunts.

20/04/21 15:02:14

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

DNA Candles. Just blow for instant results

20/04/21 9:31:24

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5488Kenny Ireland

"Does that mean that Zhang Wei is not my real brother ?"

20/04/21 6:41:46

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

Oh no I'm not falling for that trick again and putting that in my mouth. Uncle Colin's caterpillar my arse

19/04/21 22:50:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

What have I adopted?

19/04/21 22:49:29

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5239Lucky Elperro

Gateau of that one.

19/04/21 22:39:22

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5239Lucky Elperro

In a cruel twist it was all a dream, as three year old Jane woke up the next morning to find Katie Price really was her mum.

19/04/21 22:38:32

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

It was your new Dads idea, he didn’t see the point in being a Foster Dad when he found out there was no beer involved.

19/04/21 22:05:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

It's like when the "Sorry about Mountbatten" cake arrived at Phillip's funeral after a series of hilarious misunderstandings. The "Carry On IRA" film gets released later this year, with all of your regular favourites!

19/04/21 21:47:38

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And the fun doesn't stop there folks, in "Carry On Disappearing", the IRA wreak havoc again when they forget where all the bodies of their remaining "disappeared" are buried. "I told you that we should've marked those graves, no... --Glyn Evans
C CaMel Vote score: 7179C CaMel

This started a cursardy battle.

19/04/21 21:14:52

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

Its a gift from your real mum , its a little flat as the flour she used was self raising.

19/04/21 21:07:42

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24144Michael Winner

Nice try, Boris Johnson.

19/04/21 20:59:53

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

No cake for orphans.

19/04/21 20:58:51

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

Just Desserts

19/04/21 20:58:07

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

Oh my god after all this time and I've just realised I can't read.

19/04/21 20:56:11

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8342James Lennox

"You mean, Tiger Woods could be my real father after all?"

19/04/21 20:53:58

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A serviette perhaps?Haha, OK, a used serviette perhaps?  --Dot Old
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

I've been on caption.me to long I have started adding my captions to things at home now , and her real parents are Anon.

19/04/21 20:50:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

Bitter-sweet

19/04/21 20:45:05

 
heidi farley heidi farley

at least i was wanted

19/04/21 20:43:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5784Karyn Harrison

"What a stunning cake!"

19/04/21 20:31:32

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

"We were going to wait until you were 18 and get you some Fosters but we figured that we'd better get this out of the way now and this seemed more to the point..."

19/04/21 20:21:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

Katie Hopkins launches new cake range.

19/04/21 20:20:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

"What the hell's a Dop Ted?"

19/04/21 20:15:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

She's not speechless orphan.

19/04/21 20:06:58

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

The message was immediately a parent to Rebecca.

19/04/21 20:01:21

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 896Ellen Duncalf

And your next Cake will have “your Grandma is really a man, iced on it.”

19/04/21 20:01:12

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

Barf day cake

19/04/21 20:01:08

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 896Ellen Duncalf

Thank goodness for that. I hate you both so much. So get me the phone number for “Long Lost Family” right now.

19/04/21 20:00:19

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Poor kid. She looks gob smacked.

19/04/21 20:00:08

 
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