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"What an amazing coincidence. They've both put Rohypnol in each other's drink."
21/11/21 20:28:36
“ Hi boys only me, don’t worry if you can’t get to the phone ….. just to say I am going to be a bit late. I have just remembered I need to pop to B&Q and get that Carbon Monoxide monitor you keep going on about Dave .. see you in a bit … bye for now”
21/11/21 20:53:58
Try as they might, Roger and Melve have never managed to watch the last 2 hours of The Sound Of Music.
21/11/21 22:42:09
It had been talked about for years and was a highly anticipated event. But when the captioneer Christmas party finally happened and the clock struck 9pm, daily habits soon kicked in.
21/11/21 20:01:22
Next on 4: Are we better off after Brex...
21/11/21 20:00:58
and then Susan said my bum looked big in the black jeans so I tried on the blue ones but the zip was too stiff, it was like the one on me leather jacket that Tony bought me for my birthday when he went to London for a meeting with the Japanese buyers, one of those thin brass ones, so next I tried on the......boys are you still listening?
21/11/21 20:07:05
Couch potadoze
21/11/21 20:19:46
The narcolepsy society's Christmas party was a great success this year
21/11/21 20:15:09
"Which idiot hired these two for our next Gogglebox season?"
21/11/21 20:11:36
Someone's been binge watching the sheep hurdling again.
21/11/21 20:05:00
"...and finally I received my 233rd vote last week for... Guys?"
21/11/21 20:01:00
"My name is Bill W. and I am a narcolept--ZZZZZZZZZZ."
21/11/21 22:52:03
It was declared a draw as neither drank the other under the table.
21/11/21 21:34:32
Note pinned on fridge. "If you find my missing spliff, don't smoke it. Linda rolled up the whole eighth to teach me a lesson."
21/11/21 21:32:18
Police were baffled as to why the killer chose to pose the bodies in such a manner.
21/11/21 20:08:40
"Guys, are you going to come through to the kitchen and help us with the washing up? Oh Karen, look at them. Let's leave them to rest.""Hehe, works everytime. Put Babestation on Dave"
21/11/21 20:08:12
*Snore* *Mutter, mutter... Gulliver**Mumble, Superglue*- I wonder what those guys are dreaming about.
21/11/21 20:00:36
Snooker returns to the BBC.
22/11/21 8:16:29
Ever wondered why they put those 'do not use whilst intoxicated' labels on nailguns?
21/11/21 21:32:35
Naption.me
21/11/21 20:52:26
As the U.F.O. flew away and the guys still hadn't come round from the Anaesthetic the Aliens couldn't quite remember what they were hoping to find out from giving humans an Anal probe.
21/11/21 20:22:52
"...Thank God they don't sleep in the nude."
21/11/21 20:12:59
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