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Nina Dutton

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Madonna swears by the holistic approach to diet and fitness. She still looks amazing at 130.

29/05/21 20:00:30

"I thought you said the Emperor was coming?"

28/05/21 8:00:34

"Things have changed so much since we were employed on the Death Star" --Glyn Evans

Hump back wail

04/05/21 8:01:14

â™« My humps, my humps, my lovely hairy lumps â™« --SnapDragon D

"That's one smart cookie. I had the beef."

03/07/21 8:13:33

"For goodness sake, someone stamp on it."

04/06/21 20:00:43

King of the jumble.

24/07/21 20:23:07

"This thing I found in mommy's draw is not working. It's sticky."

17/06/21 8:06:33

Too bad those supervotes don't sticky 'round longer. --Willie Johnson

Wow, it's amazing what you find under your owner's bed.

28/05/21 12:06:48

Phew! I needed that. I lost another life today.

28/03/21 12:09:31

“That’s okay, we only came for a swim.”

27/07/21 8:34:30

OMG if I drop her, she's going to swallow me whole.

29/04/21 20:01:23

Can we keep the discussion friendly please folks.In three days you'll see the author of the above caption and you'll be better placed to judge, based on the caption history of the author.I'm not suggesting this capt... --Chris Beach

Troompa Loompa ordered a DNA kit to establish which child was his.

01/04/21 8:10:15

Almost voted for this caption, but felt it was demeaning to Troompa Loompa for needing a DNA kit, when it was so plainly obvious his progeny would have to be the one wearing red, white and blue. --SnapDragon D

“Come on Dolly sit up straight, people are staring.”

Thu 12:02:18

"Darling, did you get the dogs in before laying the cement?"

05/06/21 20:06:52

"Darling I know we're saving money, but you didn't need to use the same bath water after Fido."

19/07/21 8:18:01

"Put Agadoo on, or we'll smash your face."

02/07/21 20:04:47

"I've got a message off god. If I transfer all my worldly goods to this bank account I will get eternal life. Wow, god indeed works in mysterious ways."

28/06/21 8:38:40

God lives in Nigeria? --Willie Johnson

"Noah, we've not got time for you to go. Just get on the bloody ark!"

02/05/21 20:39:36

Holy smokers

27/04/21 12:01:50

“Ridiculous. Every one knows we only have 9 lives.”

Fri 12:02:33

“These were left over from the OAP swingers party last night.”

22/07/21 8:40:33

Joseph's dog has a coat of many colours.

27/06/21 8:05:15

"Can you believe there is a site here where people spend hours and hours thinking up captions to photos."

19/06/21 8:00:20

Willie, that's a smart way of pretending not to spend hours on comments by breaking it down into minutes --Glyn Evans

Drive through available.

07/06/21 8:02:23

"We are snot amused."

02/06/21 12:00:32

They told me to do a few lines in their new film.

11/05/21 12:00:15

"Sir, I think someone may have dropped their guard."

29/04/21 12:00:19

One plane took the hens to ibiza and the other returned them 5 days later.

26/04/21 8:15:32

"Mommy, is the Vicar supposed to that?"

13/07/21 8:00:09

UPS mail order brides are now delivered straight to your door.

15/06/21 20:05:44

Labour's shadow cabinet enjoying a day out at Blackpool.

20/05/21 12:24:12

Midget Ure

13/04/21 8:26:18

“Good, because I couldn’t manage another mile.”

Sun 8:00:31

“When I said you better bring home some bacon this is not what I was thinking Dave.”

25/07/21 12:45:57

"Needs must. I'll just pretend I can't read."

18/07/21 20:02:35

“My mum said never pull funny faces. If the wind changes, you’ll stay like that. Elsa your Frozen.”

17/07/21 8:03:05

I'm hiding, come and find me."

07/07/21 8:00:51

Net-felix

16/06/21 8:00:49

"Where shall we go to loose these guys?"
"Far far away."
"You taking the piss?"

31/05/21 20:10:55

My wife said she'd cut my pride and joy in half if she ever caught me cheating. At the time I was too busy protecting my willy to notice.

30/05/21 8:02:22

"Wow Tom, that furball you coughed up is impressive."

23/05/21 20:07:34

🎵 Stuck in the middle with coo.

21/05/21 9:06:05

"Ok, Velma, Daphne, Fred and Shaggy, one last chance, where have you hid the scooby snacks?"

25/04/21 20:01:08

WARNING!
ESCAPED POLAR BEAR.
Last seen heading towards the hall of mirrors.

25/04/21 12:00:31

"Our sex life is amazing, but we've not mastered the 69 yet."

18/04/21 12:05:27

Nice. --Scrijjy Doo

Vespa-tarians

27/03/21 12:37:19

“Okay prove that I cheated in my medical exam!”

25/07/21 20:06:46

"Stay away you covid infested people, I'm endangered."

15/07/21 20:10:33

Officials are still piecing together the last sightings of the Boeing 737, which were carrying the Jigsaw puzzle convention.

12/07/21 14:17:23

"These humans get on my wick."

10/07/21 20:54:54

Desert Island pics

07/07/21 12:05:15

"Look mommy I can hop without holding onto the wall."

07/07/21 8:13:40

Danger: Rotating man and floating hands ahead.

05/07/21 20:01:21

Breaking dancing and rhythm clapping ahead --Glyn Evans

"¦"¦called Daddy.

25/06/21 8:00:08

"And the prize for the best belly flop goes to"¦"¦."

21/06/21 8:00:41

"Can you press play love, we've been sitting and watching this for 3 hours."

16/06/21 8:06:13

"Can you stop feeding the pigeons? One has just shit down my top."

08/06/21 8:36:00

Biker groove.

03/06/21 8:00:43

150 miles - "Don't worry we'll be fine."
100 miles - "No need to panic yet."
75 miles - "Please god let me get there."
50 miles - "Please god I'll do anything. Just get me there."
25 miles - "I promise I'll give up sex, alcohol and smoking if I can just get there."

31/05/21 12:36:09

"I heard about sex and submission cages on the internet. Thought I'd give it a go."

29/05/21 12:00:28

"Hello doctor. I think I may have a water infection."

28/05/21 20:53:35

"The water is rising. Send me a boat."
"Ok. I noah guy who can help you."

28/05/21 20:08:58

"She's dead Jim, but not as we know it."

17/05/21 20:38:49

"OK, I've got my sewing machine out. When did you say my DIY crocodile leather handbag is being delivered?"

14/05/21 12:00:11

Ground-dog day

11/05/21 8:07:39

"F*ck me, I'm gagging, those arm pits stink."

06/05/21 20:00:59

Gael force winds.

24/04/21 20:30:51

"Sorry, too much haggis last night."

24/04/21 20:22:46

At least he's on the end. --Willie Johnson

"Please sir, can I have some more?"

19/04/21 20:10:32

Beyond a shadow of doubt, it is another cat.

21/07/21 8:03:18

"I think they may be a little old for the tunnel of love. They'd had it after 2 minutes."

17/07/21 13:13:34

"For F**ks sake, if your mail comes to my barn again I'm not bringing it over."

09/07/21 20:43:48

"Oooo grapes. I love them"
"No, they're hemorrhoids."

08/07/21 20:00:47

"I was the original Electro in Marvel."
"Why did you get sacked?"
"My bloody dyslexic engineer was told to make me a puff to show equality. Now I can't stop lighting up a fag every 5 minutes."

06/07/21 20:17:26

"That looks like fun, shall we give it a go?"

05/07/21 20:00:14

"Honey, I don't mind getting the dog shit up, but the monkey business is all yours."

03/07/21 12:00:12

ET Home hub

02/07/21 8:01:57

Peeping Tom

30/06/21 12:00:08

"So, Mr Hamilton, let me get this straight, you're in a race and you took a wrong turn?"

29/06/21 20:03:38

He turned right. --Willie Johnson

Circuit training

19/06/21 12:04:51

"Happy feet? Nah they're miserable bastards."

18/06/21 20:02:21

"I think we've got a bison in the house."
"Don't be silly Dave our son is completely straight."

18/06/21 13:04:16

It's a willie good cleaner.

16/06/21 20:00:11

I resemble that remark. --Willie Johnson

"Darling, did you leave the tap running again?"

16/06/21 12:00:09

His a flipping monkey, not a F***ing ape!

15/06/21 8:13:44

"I will now play the piano and the flute at the same time."

12/06/21 12:25:16

"If you lock me up, I'll throw away your keys."

09/06/21 12:08:16

"You said it was an apple."

09/06/21 12:07:55

"Come on guys, you need a brain to get brain freeze."

08/06/21 20:07:10

I'd heard that I could get a blow job here. I'm particularly good with a trom-boner.

07/06/21 20:08:19

"Omg I've got worms!"

03/06/21 12:22:35

🎵 Hit the road Jack.

31/05/21 12:37:18

Ray Charles. Great song. --Willie Johnson

"I'm Mittens, star of caption.me. Ignore the other two, their just extra's .

31/05/21 8:35:46

"Do you not understand me? Do I have to paint you a picture?"

26/05/21 8:00:10

"Sorry I'm late, but there's a 30-foot pigeon blocking the road."
"Tall story Jack, your fired."

20/05/21 20:00:54

"Gimme some horse power."

17/05/21 12:00:20

"Fantastic goal! Give us a high five? Ok, a fist bump? Handshake? Forget it, I'll just pat you on the head."

15/05/21 8:08:18

Bull Shitters

13/05/21 20:01:14

My husband is a slave driver. I'm sure he thinks I've got 4 hands.

12/05/21 8:03:20

"I love crushed tadpoles."

11/05/21 12:03:46

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"Can you believe there is a site where people spend hours and hours (okay, maybe minutes) thinking up comments in reply to captions?"

Willie Johnson

19/06/21
8:21am

comment on caption:
"Can you believe there is a site here where people spend hours and hours thinking up captions to photos." [Nina Dutton]

Willie, that's a smart way of pretending not to spend hours on comments by breaking it down into minutes

Glyn Evans

19/06/21
9:00am

comment on caption:
"Can you believe there is a site here where people spend hours and hours thinking up captions to photos." [Nina Dutton]

Sorry, run out of supervotes.

Stephen Bean

20/06/21
7:56am

comment on caption:
"This thing I found in mommy's draw is not working. It's sticky." [Nina Dutton]

Too bad those supervotes don't sticky 'round longer.

Willie Johnson

20/06/21
8:57am

comment on caption:
"This thing I found in mommy's draw is not working. It's sticky." [Nina Dutton]

God lives in Nigeria?

Willie Johnson

28/06/21
9:30am

comment on caption:
"I've got a message off god. If I transfer all my worldly goods to this bank account I will get eternal life. Wow, god indeed works in mysterious ways."
[Nina Dutton]

He turned right.

Willie Johnson

29/06/21
9:36pm

comment on caption:
"So, Mr Hamilton, let me get this straight, you're in a race and you took a wrong turn?" [Nina Dutton]

Breaking dancing and rhythm clapping ahead

Glyn Evans

06/07/21
8:26pm

comment on caption:
Danger: Rotating man and floating hands ahead. [Nina Dutton]

Nod to 12.01:51

(caption author)

07/07/21
12:07pm

comment on caption:
Desert Island pics [Nina Dutton]

Thanks Glyn for the vote. I knew someone would eventually get it. Elektro was the first smoking robot.

(caption author)

07/07/21
6:21pm

comment on caption:
"I was the original Electro in Marvel."
"Why did you get sacked?"
"My bloody dyslexic engineer was told to make me a puff to show equality. Now I can't stop lighting up a fag every 5 minutes."
[Nina Dutton]

What an offal thing to say.

Willie Johnson

Friday
9:02pm

comment on caption:
Offal and a gentleman. [Nina Dutton]

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