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How did Polly get out of her cage?  She used the escape key.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 15120Dave Bryan

''How did Polly get out of her cage?''

''She used the escape key.''

09/06/21 12:24:46

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But she ended back where she started when she hit return. --Willie Johnson
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Hewlett Peckhard

09/06/21 12:02:07

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

"Dear Mr. Jxcfeunhfz. Your order of 1x uyfghkmbcdfih has been placed and will be with you soon".

09/06/21 12:28:07

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

*Squawk* "Any one for Scrabble?"

09/06/21 12:23:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

Do you ever wonder who you're communicating with when you go to O2's website and join the 'customer service live chat'?

09/06/21 12:31:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16909Stephen Bean

Qwerty Pie

09/06/21 12:00:06

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Key Lime Pie --Karyn Harrison
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

"Polly. I was about to post a caption, what have you done?. Phew..you've left enough letters for 'meals on wheels"

09/06/21 12:33:21

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Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

"Polly wants a hacker!"

09/06/21 12:10:36

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Black or white hat? --Glyn Evans
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

The early bird catches the worm.

09/06/21 12:41:14

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

"YOU...How did you get my passwords?"

09/06/21 14:36:19

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You should've given Polly her cracker --Glyn Evans
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

Anon's computer is sabotaged by a bird after it was successfully trained by Captioneers.

09/06/21 12:24:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

It's not a budgie, it's a parakeyt

09/06/21 15:42:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

"Omg, that computer belongs to the Chief Operations Officer. What have you got to say for yourself?"
"Coo."

09/06/21 13:27:30

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

'The Birds 2' by Alfred CapsLock

09/06/21 12:16:05

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

“If you lock me up, I’ll throw away your keys.”

09/06/21 12:08:16

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

“You said it was an apple.”

09/06/21 12:07:55

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

Dysfunctional secretary bird.

10/06/21 17:34:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

The Vet said it was brought on by stress. He said there are too many Cat pictures on Caption.me for her to cope with.

09/06/21 18:52:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16909Stephen Bean

"Can you remember what happened?"

"Sorry, I'm suffering from pollynesia."

09/06/21 12:22:23

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

He has ruined the laptop but typed the works of Shakespeare a lot quicker than those monkeys

09/06/21 12:18:57

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12607The Wolf

"Now try and type...How to put down my pet bird"

09/06/21 12:07:32

 
Prakash  Selvam Prakash Selvam

Advanced messenger vs Ancient messenger.

10/06/21 11:31:27

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2033Karen Oakenfull

“How was I to know his previous owners used to play Scrabble with him?”

09/06/21 19:47:30

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

If she's taken most of the keys off the board, where did that pigeon order her balaclava from?

09/06/21 15:58:54

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

She knows how to type, but doesn't know you can use a key more than once.

09/06/21 15:14:14

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

WARNING: PollyHub contains disturbing images.

09/06/21 14:33:06

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

Pirating Software

09/06/21 14:31:55

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

Mark Zuckerberg needs more iron in his diet.

09/06/21 14:31:19

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

" Yeah, he hunts and pecks."

09/06/21 14:24:37

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16909Stephen Bean

"Why did you push it off the sofa?"

"I thought it was a flaptop."

09/06/21 14:17:44

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1267alexandra ball

Twitter? Hell no, I only use Facebook.

09/06/21 14:02:01

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

BudgeriGUI.

09/06/21 13:46:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

Cockatooltip.

09/06/21 13:44:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

"Well, there's your problem right there, mate- some idiot has pulled all of your keys off *SQUARK*."

09/06/21 13:42:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

He talks really well but his singing is well off key

09/06/21 13:37:27

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6790Greg Curtis

"Since the pandemic, he only shits on us online."

09/06/21 13:23:51

 
John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

Sally was fed up with her bird shitting on her windows.

09/06/21 13:15:11

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5941Karyn Harrison

Dove letters

09/06/21 12:53:43

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5577Kenny Ireland

"It's O.K. Charlie. There will be more dating sites with red headed birds".

09/06/21 12:44:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"What's that?"
"Samsung."
"Well he ain't very tuneful is he?"

09/06/21 12:41:11

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3232Mark Wilson

Well you shouldn't have called me a tit then

09/06/21 12:39:24

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16909Stephen Bean

"I will avenge my grandfather. This is only the beginning of Michael Palin's suffering."

09/06/21 12:37:09

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5941Karyn Harrison

"He's such a character!"

09/06/21 12:10:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15120Dave Bryan

''Polly is really beginning to get on my nerves. Whenever you ask her to put the kettle on, she's always too busy working on the computer.''

09/06/21 12:08:17

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 5299Stu Dent

Who sing the sweetest, A Bird or A Dell

09/06/21 12:05:00

 
Molly R Vote score: 2893Molly R

Pick any key to continue.

09/06/21 12:04:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16909Stephen Bean

Another player gets frustrated with Flappy Bird.

09/06/21 12:01:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16909Stephen Bean

"I was just trying to send a tweet."

09/06/21 12:00:16

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Polly had really embarrassed herself with her latest tweet.

09/06/21 12:00:09

 
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