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Al Overy Vote score: 5877Al Overy

I thought only Miss Piggy snorted.

11/05/21 12:01:17

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5576Kenny Ireland

...and 1 hour later he croaked.

11/05/21 12:36:45

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Or you could say he snuffed it. --Karyn Harrison
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15036Dave Bryan

Kermit may not be a great actor but he never forgets his lines.

11/05/21 12:00:38

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

"CUT!"

11/05/21 12:08:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

A scene from Jim Henson's 'Scarface'.

11/05/21 12:01:28

 
Mark England Vote score: 18409Mark England

"Tomorrow's show will be brought by the letters LSD"

11/05/21 12:01:51

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... and the number 420 --Willie Johnson
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15337Vanessa the Guesser

This programme was brought to you today with a Sesame Street value of $1,000,000.

11/05/21 12:00:30

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 391Nina Dutton

They told me to do a few lines in their new film.

11/05/21 12:00:15

 
Tony S Vote score: 2252Tony S

The Green Party

11/05/21 12:10:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16798Stephen Bean

He also does kermitamine.

11/05/21 12:09:08

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1255alexandra ball

Life has been hard for Kermit since Sesame Street was axed.

11/05/21 12:01:31

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

His dealer is Snuff-leupagus.

11/05/21 12:05:43

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7231C CaMel

The Wolf of Sesame Street

11/05/21 15:57:07

 
Tony S Vote score: 2252Tony S

I think you should stop now you're starting to look a little green

11/05/21 12:05:19

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 391Nina Dutton

“I love crushed tadpoles.”

11/05/21 12:03:46

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

Snorting Croakaine

11/05/21 12:00:06

 
stone face Vote score: 9752stone face

True professional...Kermit never forgot his lines

11/05/21 15:37:06

 
stone face Vote score: 9752stone face

Croak head

11/05/21 15:35:12

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5576Kenny Ireland

Toad the line.

11/05/21 13:49:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15036Dave Bryan

''If I say it's only sherbert, don't believe me amphibian.''

11/05/21 12:40:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15036Dave Bryan

If he doesn't stop soon, it could be the end of the line for Kermit.

11/05/21 12:22:50

 
The Wolf Vote score: 12476The Wolf

This little miss piggy went to market to fetch me half an ounce. This little miss piggy came home with it. This little miss piggy had roast beef whilst I got off my face and ate Pringles, then this little miss piggy had some of my stash. And then this little miss piggy went..."Wee wee wee" all the way to the hospital whilst hallucinating and having seizures. The End.

11/05/21 12:18:00

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 966Ellen Duncalf

Kermit has always enjoyed a Sherbet Dibdabble.

11/05/21 12:16:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15337Vanessa the Guesser

Pond scum

11/05/21 12:00:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

♪ Someday we'll find it, The French Connection ♪

11/05/21 12:00:18

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No you won't, somebody stole the whole stash from the evidence lockup. That's the ending after the ending of The French Connection...  --Glyn Evans
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

To take drugs is to kermit a criminal offence.

11/05/21 12:00:11

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Kermit needs to loosen up --Glyn Evans
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

Are you ready ? The next show begins in 2 minutes.
Yeah I'm ready just going through my lines.

13/05/21 11:58:07

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3223Mark Wilson

High ho, Kermit the frog here

11/05/21 19:11:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11807Mr Dome

After another failed movie comeback it wasn't such a tough blow for Kermit

11/05/21 18:06:25

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7231C CaMel

“Dave, the mushrooms have kicked in.”

11/05/21 16:10:18

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5262Lucky Elperro

I warned him not to hang out with Animal the drummer.

11/05/21 16:01:26

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7231C CaMel

High Frog!

11/05/21 15:57:43

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3660Scrijjy Doo

It's not easy being a cokehead.

11/05/21 15:17:48

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3660Scrijjy Doo

Kermit the Hog

11/05/21 15:16:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8069Glyn Evans

"Errmm guys, I find this usually makes the world spin when I swim"

"Yeah, but isn't it better doing it this way before it's been put in the drawer and you're in the washing machine?"

11/05/21 13:35:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24470Michael Winner

"Hello everyone, I'm Michael Gove."

11/05/21 13:35:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2781Willie Johnson

Jim Henson's hand must be really high right now.

11/05/21 12:59:43

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Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 966Ellen Duncalf

His 30th was a high in his career.

11/05/21 12:17:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16798Stephen Bean

"Sher-bert and Ernie got me into this."

11/05/21 12:16:56

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25255Ian Skelding

Back in the '70's this is what Elton John saw in the mirror every day.

11/05/21 12:15:29

 
Tony S Vote score: 2252Tony S

Confiscated goods at French customs disposed of.

11/05/21 12:08:19

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21178Troompa Loompa

A Snuffy Movie

11/05/21 12:06:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15337Vanessa the Guesser

Ok class A, what begins with the letter 'C'?

11/05/21 12:02:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11911Neil Mackenzie

He needed it because he was going to shoot up Miss Piggy.

11/05/21 12:00:43

 
Molly R Vote score: 2887Molly R

"I've got no nose - so this is just a sherbet dab."

11/05/21 12:00:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25255Ian Skelding

Kermit had just found out the guest for the next show was going to be Katie Hopkins.

11/05/21 12:00:11

 
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