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I just cant understand why you wont get vaccinated, Jane.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 21899Dave Bryan

''I just can't understand why you won't get vaccinated, Jane.''

29/07/21 12:07:52

Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

Even his blow up doll mocks him about how big her last owner was.

29/07/21 12:14:14

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21899Dave Bryan

''If I agree to your marriage proposal, Dave, you must promise never to let me down.''

29/07/21 12:07:52

Dave already did by popping the question but they never really got engaged in meaningful conversation as Dave talked shite and Sandra was always full of hot air --Glyn Evans
Nina Dutton Vote score: 903Nina Dutton

“Come on Dolly sit up straight, people are staring.”

29/07/21 12:02:18

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22423Troompa Loompa

"You remind me of my late-ex."

29/07/21 12:57:11

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Dave, will you just take me home and shag me? Just because I'm an inflatable doll doesn't mean I'm prepared to sit here and listen to you talk about trains."

29/07/21 12:16:41

Greg Curtis Vote score: 7845Greg Curtis

“Look, I’m sorry I blew up.”

29/07/21 13:42:43

Greg Curtis Vote score: 7845Greg Curtis

“Shall we start with the poppers, SORRY.”

29/07/21 13:28:15

"It's only to loosen your arsehole for later, sorry" --Glyn Evans
Stephen Bean Vote score: 24573Stephen Bean

"I'm glad you don't think I've gone too far with the plastic surgery."

29/07/21 13:05:58

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24573Stephen Bean

"...and my next best caption scored 18 votes but really deserved a clever super vote. You know I think Match.com did a really good job putting us together."

29/07/21 12:08:59

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21899Dave Bryan

''Was your doll made to order, Dave?''

''No, the waitress said we could take as long as we liked.''

29/07/21 12:39:32

Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

When you see who you have got at the wife swapping party and know you still got the best end of the deal

29/07/21 12:11:35

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