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Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"Great trick, but how do we get our clothes back out of the hoover?"

01/05/21 12:00:31

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Another Hoover? --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

Don't mess with Dyson Fury.

01/05/21 12:36:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''Overall, I don't think the cleaning staff took the job seriously enough, so I won't be recommending 'Molly Maid' to my friends and family.''

01/05/21 12:30:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

Maid in Japan

01/05/21 12:09:40

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

Who says colonoscopies can't be fun?

01/05/21 16:04:23

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Mine is in 3 hours. I'll let you know. --Scrijjy Doo
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16070Stephen Bean

"He's got Noo-Noo chance of beating me like this."

01/05/21 12:24:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11837Neil Mackenzie

Daniel-san Vax on, Vax off.

01/05/21 18:54:40

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24144Michael Winner

The more it is explained, the more disturbed I become about the rules of cricket.

01/05/21 13:57:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''.....and the milk is collected in the blue cylinder.''

01/05/21 12:12:28

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Thank you. --Scrijjy Doo
Molly R Vote score: 2782Molly R

"This liposuction is wonderful - all my spare fat has been transferred to my little friend."

01/05/21 12:02:02

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Is "little friend" a euphemism?  --SnapDragon D
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

Nip suk

01/05/21 12:00:14

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2898GeeDee

Nice to see they are having such nappy times together, even at this age!

01/05/21 15:30:33

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24144Michael Winner

Sumo money, sumo problems.

01/05/21 13:55:30

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21521John Glover

As a sexual aid, it sucks.

01/05/21 13:20:35

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

Sumo wrestling is full of routines steeped in ancient traditions. Here we see the pre fight dusting of the nipples.

01/05/21 12:52:23

 
stone face Vote score: 9419stone face

"I told you Extreme Fetish.com would accomodate your desires."

01/05/21 12:48:03

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

We have ways of making you talk about your emails James Dyson. Let me demonstrate

01/05/21 12:13:51

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2992Mark Wilson

The Japanese ghostbusters were always on high alert

02/05/21 0:39:30

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Bustbusters? --Willie Johnson
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

Some guys will do anything for bigger nipples.

01/05/21 17:37:09

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5346Al Overy

"Stop messing around and get your paint brushes out you two! The life model will be here in a minute!"

01/05/21 17:08:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3572Scrijjy Doo

Before and after.

01/05/21 15:57:33

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8089Hercules Rockefeller

"Could you please stop fat shaming me already?"

01/05/21 13:29:51

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5239Lucky Elperro

"Haha, you stupid British thought my eyes looked like this naturally".

01/05/21 12:44:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11614Mr Dome

Fooking Supergrue

01/05/21 12:14:36

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24854Ian Skelding

Kito was glad it wasn't a Siemens Hoover.

01/05/21 12:14:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

DustBusters

01/05/21 12:13:28

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33914Tony Edwards

A fat lot of good that will do him if he is trying to get rid of his man-boobs.

01/05/21 12:12:57

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Niposuction --Troompa Loompa
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14417Dave Bryan

''Don't try this at home children. You could be Dyson with death.''

01/05/21 12:09:24

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1184alexandra ball

They live in a vacuum.

01/05/21 12:09:14

 
Tony S Vote score: 1829Tony S

Now if any of you would like to try the product out.why Peter Jones turned down the job of
Dragons Den in Japan

01/05/21 12:07:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 14919Vanessa the Guesser

Special Edition Nippon Henry - only £299!

01/05/21 12:07:08

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20723Troompa Loompa

People are beginning to su-mo and mo employers due to accidents at work that weren't their fault.

01/05/21 12:06:32

 
Molly R Vote score: 2782Molly R

He has an inflated idea of himself.

01/05/21 12:02:43

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7921Glyn Evans

"They did tell me to clean up my act"

01/05/21 12:02:08

 
Nina Dutton Vote score: 216Nina Dutton

“Come here, I’ve got a fool proof idea of how to get rid of that inverted nipple.”

01/05/21 12:00:10

 
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