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There was a young man from Chantilly Who humped random plants, which was silly Mounting cacti is bad! He proclaimed to his dad As the nurses pulled spikes from his willy
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Al Overy Vote score: 13229Al Overy

There was a young man from Chantilly
Who humped random plants, which was silly
'Mounting cacti is bad!'
He proclaimed to his dad
As the nurses pulled spikes from his willy

26/04/21 12:05:10

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24680Stephen Bean

Sex on the beech

26/04/21 12:00:42

Karyn Harrison Vote score: 7217Karyn Harrison

"It started with a bit of tree hugging. I just got carried away."

26/04/21 12:10:39

Dave Bryan Vote score: 22011Dave Bryan

''I didn't intend to molest the tree, officer. It led me on.''

''Not that old chestnut?''

26/04/21 12:06:39

Have you changed the word order since I voted? I think it might work better if you changed the last bit to "It led me on officer" and got rid of the 'but'. --Karyn Harrison
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35951Tony Edwards

No tossing the caber

26/04/21 12:00:55

Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5905Kenny Ireland

"Screw yew".

26/04/21 12:05:25

Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5905Kenny Ireland

"No fernication".

26/04/21 12:40:06

Dave Bryan Vote score: 22011Dave Bryan

.....or you will be arrested by the copse.

26/04/21 12:00:46

The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

Forest Hump

26/04/21 12:00:05

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13397Neil Mackenzie

He's got sex on the grain.

26/04/21 19:41:04

Lucky Elperro Vote score: 6211Lucky Elperro

Molesting the visitors is fine, but don't touch the trees and shrubs!

26/04/21 18:11:55

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22431Troompa Loompa

"It's okay, I'm wearing a Shrubber Johnny."

26/04/21 12:02:03

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22431Troompa Loompa

...stay out of the bush too.

26/04/21 12:00:18

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