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	Oh thank goodness it's only a crocodile, I thought it was Jehovah's witnesses 14/05/21 12:01:38	1 17

	For the love of God, abdicate! 14/08/21 20:01:25	15

	Stop looking at those tits! 18/11/20 20:41:53	2 15
I can relate to this caption as I used to go out with a pornithologist. --Karen Oakenfull
	I caught a fish, it was this big! 21/06/20 12:28:53	15

	Oh Dave, you're back early! 29/07/23 12:00:34	14

	New ladybird edition the joy of sex 15/09/20 20:12:12	1 14

	He's screwed now, the combination is their wedding anniversary. 29/07/20 14:08:21	14

	You've a bit of something in your teeth. 10/09/22 12:16:48	1 13

	clever The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 12/03/22 20:01:14	12

	Typical British weather, it was lovely when he left the house. 24/04/21 12:06:26	12

	Coke head 20/04/21 20:04:48	12

	clever x2 All mouth and no trousers 22/06/20 14:22:34	12

	My feet are killing me. 27/04/22 9:37:13	11

	Scoop Dog. 14/10/21 12:48:59	11

	The fashion industry is a cut throat business. 17/10/20 12:05:19	11

	Tree surgeon. 05/08/20 15:59:21	11

	Ok grandma, I'll explain using a mobile phone just one more time. 24/04/20 21:14:06	1 11
Explaining using a mobile phone, using a mobile phone. --Willie Johnson
	Feathers McGraw fresh from prison eyes up his next robbery attempt. 03/10/21 12:07:05	10

	That colon is in the wrong place. 16/04/21 9:34:08	10

	The face that sunk a thousand ships. 08/04/21 14:10:45	10

	Thanks love, where's yours? 26/12/20 13:27:18	10

	Roger Rabid. 15/07/20 10:31:24	10

	Scooby doodle. 26/04/23 20:00:43	9

	She always bent over backwards for people. 17/02/23 21:12:25	9

	It just takes one little prick to ruin your whole day. 26/11/22 20:03:50	9

	How do you like it, tapping the glass being stared at? Not nice is it!! 25/05/21 12:11:04	9

	It's a miracle darling. You're telling me! I don't even have a penis. 26/11/20 20:02:20	9

	Why does it always work when nobody's about. 21/08/20 8:57:49	9

	Aw, my little Tony. 11/06/23 20:00:37	8

	Blue prints. 28/04/23 12:06:34	8

	And the poor stapler from floor 3 only got taken to Blackpool. 05/02/23 10:00:55	8

	He's her foster child. 31/01/23 20:01:53	1 8

	He's not allowed On the furniture but nobody said anything about being In it. 18/03/22 20:05:22	8

	There's more leg room up here. 21/10/21 12:01:46	1 8
"Watch how much legroom there is after you pull my finger." --Willie Johnson
	He's my half brother. 05/06/21 20:02:33	8

	Except Mrs Walliams. 30/12/20 9:39:22	8

	Right, we better go, where's your Labrador with my white stick? 16/07/20 12:02:19	8

	She's listening to that damn Lionel Richie song again. 12/07/20 9:14:51	8

	Nick Fido. 02/07/20 20:14:10	8

	I'm sick of this pissing van! 19/08/23 20:06:17	7

	Talk about two faced. 02/03/23 20:00:49	7

	Well she did say it's the bike or me. 24/05/22 20:00:34	7

	She's hoping the heartattack will happen before they get to the bedroom. 14/01/22 20:04:18	7

	Recipe on page 3. 14/11/21 12:14:42	7

	Omg!! Lady Gaga does her own shopping. 09/11/21 22:13:49	1 7
This time she's wearing the meat on her head. --Willie Johnson
	Nice tackle mate. 18/09/21 21:14:49	7

	He's my sleeping partner. 14/07/21 20:02:49	7

	Santa paws 12/12/20 12:00:25	7

	Thank God for social distancing. 25/11/20 8:48:30	7

	Everyone trumps in the bath. 07/08/20 20:07:33	7

	how would you like it if i shoved something down your throat pal? 12/10/12 21:21:05	6

	even polar bears get pestered with blue bottles. 08/11/11 15:38:54	1 6

	These modern cars and their computers, I knew we had to get it to the lab. 14/09/23 11:03:15	6

	Darling, when I suggested a bit of risky swinging, this is not what I had in mind. 08/04/23 12:52:08	6

	This place looks fairy good. 12/01/23 11:31:24	6

	One hot girl coming right up. 05/01/23 9:33:28	6

	Dinner is served. 25/08/22 9:43:12	6

	Tiddles won't wander into the freezer ever again. 10/01/22 20:01:03	6

	Get the hint, it doesn't like you and doesn't want to live with you. 01/01/22 12:01:09	6

	Next stop Stepford. 13/10/21 14:32:29	6

	Sofa surfing. 16/06/21 13:56:47	6

	The joke wasn't that funny but I don't want to hurt her feelings. 04/05/21 9:18:31	6

	He's such a shellfish lover. 13/04/21 20:00:47	6

	First day eating chips on the beach after lockdown. 01/03/21 20:01:30	6

	Bananadrama 15/10/20 9:25:41	6

	Those ballet lessons really paid off. 30/08/20 8:35:07	6

	The moment she realised she'd rehearsed the wrong routine! 28/08/20 14:51:41	6

	This dryer isn't loud enough, I can still hear her! 31/07/20 8:52:14	1 6
"What?" --Willie Johnson
	That was ok but you're no action man. 21/07/20 21:55:12	6

	Today in the Whitehouse.... 13/07/20 20:40:15	6

	We'll just stay introverted if that's what happens when you come out of your shell. 30/06/20 21:36:17	6

	New rules for call centre workers after lockdown 27/06/20 13:32:37	6

	Mummy just needs 5 minutes sweetie! 23/06/20 14:05:35	6

	Stop, I need to tell you summit. 21/05/20 20:10:26	6

	He's definitely getting bottle fed. 16/09/23 12:26:40	5

	Flat mates. 09/02/23 12:11:22	5

	Is that what you really think of me? Some friend you are! 17/12/22 12:00:50	5

	lol Boy George's stint in the jungle has boosted sales of chameleons. 05/12/22 12:02:04	5

	Roy of the rovers. 11/11/22 13:39:59	5

	Pennywise must have guests this morning. 03/11/22 12:10:33	5

	One way or another I'm going to get you Raymond Howard! 02/10/22 20:01:00, edited: 02/10/22 21:45:49	1 5
Clever. --vincent hefter
	Where nobody knows your name. 09/07/22 20:02:34	5

	You're going to need a bigger glass!! 07/06/22 19:56:52	5

	The Trumps certainly eat at the classiest places. 08/05/22 20:03:22	5

	It was worth risking one eye. 04/05/22 20:00:35	5

	Take a lemsip and you'll be grand. 04/05/22 9:39:56	5

	The 3 remaining members of S Club 7 resorted to taking a gig anywhere they could. 27/03/22 9:06:06	5

	This is what happens when catering skimps on prawn balls. 01/03/22 20:01:00	5

	Mum's been at it with the coalman again. 16/02/22 21:50:10	5

	Look lively boys Paul O'Gradys coming! 10/02/22 11:11:14	5

	He's behind you!!! 05/02/22 12:00:20	5

	That's a Kojak moment. 05/12/21 9:21:13	5

	Nosey barker. 07/10/21 14:57:37	5

	Nosey neighbours. 18/07/21 12:09:50	5

	He sat for half an hour waiting for him to throw the ball. 08/07/21 9:28:25	5

	Dear God gran, how long have you been isolating? 08/04/21 22:20:22	5

	I'm ready for my close up Mr Demille 23/03/21 12:19:42	5

	Sack that architect, that cat flap is far too big! 28/02/21 12:42:01	1 5
Aww, fond memories. That was my affectionate nickname for my ex...What? She was an architect... what were you thinking? --Mauris Iocus
	You look ridiculous, I mean what are you thinking, black bag with a blue ensemble. 20/12/20 12:10:23	5

	Brave Fart 07/12/20 15:56:44	5

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last comments (total: 35)

Why would anyone want to measure tape?

Willie Johnson

18/12/21
5:49am

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Tape measures available at reception. [alexandra ball]

Nope, it's a load of bollocks

Glyn Evans

20/03/22
10:22am

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This is just nuts. [alexandra ball]

Doesn't look like they're having trouble downing those glasses of wine.

Willie Johnson

26/04/22
10:23pm

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These Downing street parties are taking an odd turn. [alexandra ball]

You could also say she's a real dip.

Willie Johnson

25/05/22
9:41pm

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That doll is a real dish. [alexandra ball]

Perhaps a nod to 12:09:51?

[anon]

10/09/22
1:07pm

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You've a bit of something in your teeth. [alexandra ball]

Friends who aren't controlling? - unless it's the mention of a slight adjustment or you can tell your friend doesn't enjoy wearing that particular outfit and you ask them what they think of it and if there's any improvements they'd like to make.

Surely you'd only mention something if it was dangerous to Justin or people around him? Who gives a toss about appearance unless you want everyone to tow the same line?

i.e. *Assimilation is not yet complete*

*You should only date these select set of people Justin because I, your friend find them acceptable to be around, otherwise you might just lose me! What would society say!? I could never afford for that to happen to me Justin, you know I have your best interests at heart! Boo hoo! The thought of that just sends me into such a quiver*

Allow Justin to be himself. If he looks like a prat to other people, that's on him and them.

Glyn Evans

13/09/22
8:17am