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"...and where did you grow up?" "Oldham, Sir." "Oh, dont mind if one does."
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Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

"...and where did you grow up?"
"Oldham, Sir."
"Oh, don't mind if one does."

27/05/21 20:34:51

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21224Troompa Loompa

Squaddie and Big Ears

27/05/21 20:52:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"Careful what you medal with Sir."

27/05/21 20:03:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

"By a remarkable coincidence I'm standing to attention too."

27/05/21 22:30:37

 
stone face Vote score: 9796stone face

"Am sorry, I just can't stop getting distracted by those pair of tits."

"I understand your Highness, what has Harry and Megan been saying now?"

27/05/21 20:25:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

Charles allegedly gets Victoria Cross.

27/05/21 20:07:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

"May I inspect your privates?"

27/05/21 20:02:00

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3673Scrijjy Doo

And now the Oath of Feelty

27/05/21 20:33:21

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21224Troompa Loompa

"This is what I'd do if I was Andrew."

27/05/21 20:28:29

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

He's an improper Charlie.

28/05/21 6:39:12

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21224Troompa Loompa

Looks like Charles is having a bad heir day.

27/05/21 20:22:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15117Dave Bryan

''Don't worry, I've warmed my hands.''

27/05/21 20:19:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

"They're a couple of monstrous carbuncles!"

27/05/21 20:00:27

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

"May I have a little grope? Come on, just a little feel."
"Please, not while I'm inspecting the troops."

27/05/21 23:55:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11850Mr Dome

Little Lord Fondleroy

27/05/21 23:18:04

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 120Anthony Smith

"Two big reasons why I singled you out...."

27/05/21 23:06:46

 
Joe Vote score: 1744Joe

Nice uniform, but I'd much rather see your mufti

27/05/21 21:09:27

 
Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

"I heard the prime minister mention something about a war chest. Is this it?"

27/05/21 20:26:24

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

"Mmmm...Wensleydale!"

No wonder Jane looks so amused, Charles is doing his Wallace impressions again.

27/05/21 20:22:44

 
stone face Vote score: 9796stone face

"As the first transgender sergeant in the British army, I would like to welcome you with the traditional army chest rub."

27/05/21 20:18:56

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

"I'm sure you have great memories."
"Thank you your Royal Highness."

27/05/21 20:17:37

 
John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

I see you have been very active at the front.

27/05/21 20:11:54

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24492Michael Winner

"Now that you mention it, I do have a brother at home, but you're way too old for him."

27/05/21 20:04:28

 
Ryan French Vote score: 98Ryan French

Well aren't your medals just lovely.

30/05/21 1:30:21

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

"You watch Our Girl? I prefer Twin Peaks."

28/05/21 21:28:13

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

"Oldham. Not far from Prestwich?"

28/05/21 21:23:52

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 716Barrie Bullock

No it's Andy that likes them smaller & younger.

28/05/21 15:49:26

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5304Lucky Elperro

"Remind me again, which one is for tuning and which one is for volume?"

28/05/21 14:56:43

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3231Mark Wilson

Soldiers all looked alike in their uniforms so the Prince's aid came up with a way of helping him identify the different sexes...

Testicle, testicle, breasticle

28/05/21 11:45:31

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3673Scrijjy Doo

Prince Gnarls

28/05/21 0:06:27

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 120Anthony Smith

I must admit, I'd love to get my hands on your.............................your ....................................er..................medals!

27/05/21 23:04:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11850Mr Dome

She is in the parachute regiment. They call her The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies

27/05/21 22:58:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11850Mr Dome

Are you incontinent as I notice you have no flaps?

27/05/21 22:54:59

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

The Old Man of Look-no-bra!

27/05/21 21:51:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

"Present her with her new medal, yes, I could get to grips with that."

27/05/21 21:32:14

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5403Chris Halliwell

Charles' chronic arthritis rears its ugly head just at the most inappropriate time.

27/05/21 21:25:20

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

"How's it hanging?"

27/05/21 20:55:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

I’m very good at picking pockets but you don’t have any.

27/05/21 20:53:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

"I think I need to adjust tit one more time."

27/05/21 20:48:19

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3464Stephen Paterson

As the new Duke Of Edinburgh inspects the troops, he thinks, This is for you PaPa.

27/05/21 20:40:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15117Dave Bryan

''If I have a little grope, promise you won't try and pin anything on me.''

27/05/21 20:38:28

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 5939Karyn Harrison

Nob and knockers

27/05/21 20:32:05

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

"Yes sir, you're welcome to touch, but no sir, it isn't a medal for having the best tits in the company."

27/05/21 20:27:41

 
stone face Vote score: 9796stone face

The Duchy Of Cor Maul..

27/05/21 20:27:34

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21224Troompa Loompa

"It wasn't me that asked 'What colour will the children be?' It was William, honest it was."

27/05/21 20:26:29

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21224Troompa Loompa

"Don't you agree, that Meghan is a right lying b*tch?"

27/05/21 20:26:25

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3673Scrijjy Doo

Game of Thrones

27/05/21 20:24:48

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3673Scrijjy Doo

With great power comes great abuse.

27/05/21 20:24:14

 
stone face Vote score: 9796stone face

"I heard you can be quite a handful."

27/05/21 20:20:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21224Troompa Loompa

When it comes to inspecting the troops, Charles likes to take a hands on approach.

27/05/21 20:18:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8611James Lennox

"Allow me, your medal is about to slip off the side..."

27/05/21 20:15:12

 
John Beith Vote score: 164John Beith

You have a lovely handful of medals

27/05/21 20:10:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

"Marine, cor!"

27/05/21 20:06:21

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4774Crunchy Chords

"Now THAT is some 'Conspicuous Gallantry'."

27/05/21 20:04:55

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1267alexandra ball

Privates on parade.

27/05/21 20:03:54

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8302Hercules Rockefeller

Prince Charming

27/05/21 20:01:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16903Stephen Bean

"I like them, jus' like that!"

27/05/21 20:00:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

Money for old grope.

27/05/21 20:00:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24492Michael Winner

“So that’s not why they call it a falling out parade?”

27/05/21 20:00:07

 
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