"...and where did you grow up?"
"Oldham, Sir."
"Oh, don't mind if one does."

27/05/21 20:34:51

Squaddie and Big Ears

27/05/21 20:52:48

"Careful what you medal with Sir."

27/05/21 20:03:13

"By a remarkable coincidence I'm standing to attention too."

27/05/21 22:30:37

"Am sorry, I just can't stop getting distracted by those pair of tits."

"I understand your Highness, what has Harry and Megan been saying now?"

27/05/21 20:25:08

Charles allegedly gets Victoria Cross.

27/05/21 20:07:45

"May I inspect your privates?"

27/05/21 20:02:00

And now the Oath of Feelty

27/05/21 20:33:21

"This is what I'd do if I was Andrew."

27/05/21 20:28:29

He's an improper Charlie.

28/05/21 6:39:12

Looks like Charles is having a bad heir day.

27/05/21 20:22:25

''Don't worry, I've warmed my hands.''

27/05/21 20:19:12

"They're a couple of monstrous carbuncles!"

27/05/21 20:00:27

"May I have a little grope? Come on, just a little feel."
"Please, not while I'm inspecting the troops."

27/05/21 23:55:33

Little Lord Fondleroy

27/05/21 23:18:04

"Two big reasons why I singled you out...."

27/05/21 23:06:46

Nice uniform, but I'd much rather see your mufti

27/05/21 21:09:27

"I heard the prime minister mention something about a war chest. Is this it?"

27/05/21 20:26:24

"Mmmm...Wensleydale!"

No wonder Jane looks so amused, Charles is doing his Wallace impressions again.

27/05/21 20:22:44

"As the first transgender sergeant in the British army, I would like to welcome you with the traditional army chest rub."

27/05/21 20:18:56

"I'm sure you have great memories."
"Thank you your Royal Highness."

27/05/21 20:17:37

I see you have been very active at the front.

27/05/21 20:11:54

"Now that you mention it, I do have a brother at home, but you're way too old for him."

27/05/21 20:04:28

Well aren't your medals just lovely.

30/05/21 1:30:21

"You watch Our Girl? I prefer Twin Peaks."

28/05/21 21:28:13

"Oldham. Not far from Prestwich?"

28/05/21 21:23:52

No it's Andy that likes them smaller & younger.

28/05/21 15:49:26

"Remind me again, which one is for tuning and which one is for volume?"

28/05/21 14:56:43

Soldiers all looked alike in their uniforms so the Prince's aid came up with a way of helping him identify the different sexes...

Testicle, testicle, breasticle

28/05/21 11:45:31

Prince Gnarls

28/05/21 0:06:27

I must admit, I'd love to get my hands on your.............................your ....................................er..................medals!

27/05/21 23:04:15

She is in the parachute regiment. They call her The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies

27/05/21 22:58:04

Are you incontinent as I notice you have no flaps?

27/05/21 22:54:59

The Old Man of Look-no-bra!

27/05/21 21:51:07

"Present her with her new medal, yes, I could get to grips with that."

27/05/21 21:32:14

Charles' chronic arthritis rears its ugly head just at the most inappropriate time.

27/05/21 21:25:20

"How's it hanging?"

27/05/21 20:55:26

I’m very good at picking pockets but you don’t have any.

27/05/21 20:53:13

"I think I need to adjust tit one more time."

27/05/21 20:48:19

As the new Duke Of Edinburgh inspects the troops, he thinks, This is for you PaPa.

27/05/21 20:40:17

''If I have a little grope, promise you won't try and pin anything on me.''

27/05/21 20:38:28

Nob and knockers

27/05/21 20:32:05

"Yes sir, you're welcome to touch, but no sir, it isn't a medal for having the best tits in the company."

27/05/21 20:27:41

The Duchy Of Cor Maul..

27/05/21 20:27:34

"It wasn't me that asked 'What colour will the children be?' It was William, honest it was."

27/05/21 20:26:29

"Don't you agree, that Meghan is a right lying b*tch?"

27/05/21 20:26:25

Game of Thrones

27/05/21 20:24:48

With great power comes great abuse.

27/05/21 20:24:14

"I heard you can be quite a handful."

27/05/21 20:20:47

When it comes to inspecting the troops, Charles likes to take a hands on approach.

27/05/21 20:18:42

"Allow me, your medal is about to slip off the side..."

27/05/21 20:15:12

You have a lovely handful of medals

27/05/21 20:10:21

"Marine, cor!"

27/05/21 20:06:21

"Now THAT is some 'Conspicuous Gallantry'."

27/05/21 20:04:55

Privates on parade.

27/05/21 20:03:54

Prince Charming

27/05/21 20:01:39

"I like them, jus' like that!"

27/05/21 20:00:32

Money for old grope.

27/05/21 20:00:21

“So that’s not why they call it a falling out parade?”

27/05/21 20:00:07