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The Cattle of Hastings.
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 12104Chris Keegan

The Cattle of Hastings.

10/10/21 9:46:35

Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2525Karen Oakenfull

“I remember when all this used to be fields.”

10/10/21 10:04:20

Vivvy En Vote score: 10118Vivvy En

"Anyone fancy a game of beachbull?"

10/10/21 8:18:15

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21900Dave Bryan

Cows, Isle of Wight

10/10/21 8:02:35

If it's Isle Wight with you, I think I'll just go home. --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28754Ian Skelding

"Tina, the red beach towel's covered in sand, give it a shake will you."

10/10/21 8:37:28

Ian Skelding Vote score: 28754Ian Skelding

"Who the hell brought them here?
"Cowbuoys."

10/10/21 8:24:17

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24573Stephen Bean

"C'mon Daisy, let's go for a swim."

"No way, the water's Friesian."

10/10/21 8:00:07

Tony S Vote score: 5514Tony S

I was told on trip advisor this beach was deserted but it's a load of bullocks.

10/10/21 8:20:31

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21900Dave Bryan

''Mr Fawlty, what are those cows doing on the beach?''

''They're probably on holiday. This is Torquay, madam.''

10/10/21 8:04:49

Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17416Dan Nicholls

"Just how rare would you like your steak sir?"
"Tanned."

10/10/21 12:20:47

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13350Neil Mackenzie

Moo fancy seaing you here Buttercup. Where’s your Angus?
Moo he’ll be back soon he’s just visiting a China shop.

10/10/21 8:52:03

Dave Bryan Vote score: 21900Dave Bryan

''It's always the same with seaside holidays. You get up early and go down to the beach, only to find some f-cking cow has already taken your favourite spot.''

10/10/21 8:16:13

Stephen Bean Vote score: 24573Stephen Bean

Moomaids

10/10/21 8:00:56

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