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The Cattle of Hastings.
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 10764Chris Keegan

The Cattle of Hastings.

10/10/21 9:46:35

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 2187Karen Oakenfull

“I remember when all this used to be fields.”

10/10/21 10:04:20

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8347Vivvy En

"Anyone fancy a game of beachbull?"

10/10/21 8:18:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17217Dave Bryan

Cows, Isle of Wight

10/10/21 8:02:35

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If it's Isle Wight with you, I think I'll just go home. --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26231Ian Skelding

"Tina, the red beach towel's covered in sand, give it a shake will you."

10/10/21 8:37:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 26231Ian Skelding

"Who the hell brought them here?
"Cowbuoys."

10/10/21 8:24:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 19334Stephen Bean

"C'mon Daisy, let's go for a swim."

"No way, the water's Friesian."

10/10/21 8:00:07

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8713Glyn Evans

Bask on the beautiful beaches of Barcelona. Visit Cattleowner

10/10/21 8:00:36

 
Tony S Vote score: 3008Tony S

I was told on trip advisor this beach was deserted but it's a load of bullocks.

10/10/21 8:20:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17217Dave Bryan

''Mr Fawlty, what are those cows doing on the beach?''

''They're probably on holiday. This is Torquay, madam.''

10/10/21 8:04:49

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 16242Dan Nicholls

"Just how rare would you like your steak sir?"
"Tanned."

10/10/21 12:20:47

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12244Neil Mackenzie

Moo fancy seaing you here Buttercup. Where’s your Angus?
Moo he’ll be back soon he’s just visiting a China shop.

10/10/21 8:52:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17217Dave Bryan

''It's always the same with seaside holidays. You get up early and go down to the beach, only to find some f-cking cow has already taken your favourite spot.''

10/10/21 8:16:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 19334Stephen Bean

Moomaids

10/10/21 8:00:56

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6094Tosser Wivlov

If that ferry hadn't sunk I'm sure we'd have been going somewhere much nicer than this place.

10/10/21 11:57:02

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3780Mark Wilson

These surfboards are faulty

10/10/21 11:10:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34619Tony Edwards

Beachy Herd

10/10/21 10:24:54

 
Tony S Vote score: 3008Tony S

Looking back on my old club 18 to 30 holiday photos

10/10/21 8:16:45

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1601Dot Old

Seaside of beef

10/10/21 8:15:47

 
Tony S Vote score: 3008Tony S

"We escaped those death camp abattoirs, risking our lives on small boats to arrive on these shores. Now once I get hold of the trafficker El Matador here in Spain we will finally be safe."

10/10/21 8:13:42

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1601Dot Old

They herd it's a great day on the beach

10/10/21 8:08:03

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21871Troompa Loompa

"Don't go in the water without your Beef Wellingtons!"

10/10/21 8:06:32

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8760Hercules Rockefeller

Sand Cattle

10/10/21 8:01:27

 
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