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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

Kevin, please for the love of God change your trousers.

21/07/21 12:04:01

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

“Let’s see, where did I put that epipen, nope...nope...”

21/07/21 12:24:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

Car thief caught in sting operation.

21/07/21 12:00:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"F-cking poundshop deodorant"

21/07/21 12:24:04

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

Back seat hiver.

21/07/21 12:05:34

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3466Mark Wilson

If you think getting them all in the car was a mission you should see how long putting seat belts on takes

21/07/21 12:19:59

 
John Beith Vote score: 262John Beith

He's definitely got a bee in his bonnet.

21/07/21 16:39:54

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Just one? --Troompa Loompa
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 5620Kenny Ireland

"Honey. I think that I forgot to drop the dog off at the kennels before we went on the cruise".

21/07/21 13:55:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"Well that's just great. The can is empty and I've just annoyed them now. Raid, you've let me down big time..."

21/07/21 12:32:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

The engine just died.

22/07/21 5:22:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

It's amazing what I pick up on my drone camera

21/07/21 16:35:35

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

"...and next to arrive on the red carpet for tonight's world premiere of Candyman..."

21/07/21 13:05:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

Attempted car theft foiled by the bizzies.

21/07/21 12:42:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"Nope, it wasn't a good idea to kick the hive. Let's go"

21/07/21 12:21:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''Darling, I've worked out what that humming noise is.''

21/07/21 12:18:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

The Queen's Escort
(nod to 12:01:08)

21/07/21 12:03:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

Bee M W

21/07/21 12:01:33

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

The Queen's Transit

21/07/21 12:01:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

I'm sick of people fly tipping

21/07/21 21:10:15

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 1021Charles Gilbert

Henry Winkler... covered in bees!

21/07/21 16:19:04

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Fonzzzzz?Let's hope he runs an ayyyyyyypiary. --Dan Nicholls
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

"Does this always happen when people take you for a drive Miss Daisy?"

21/07/21 13:13:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

“Why MEEE?” wondered Paul N.

21/07/21 12:58:23

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

“This should be a swell day.”

21/07/21 12:52:54

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

“When the bees hit, that’s when I lost my head.”

21/07/21 12:51:44

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

“Where yah headed?”

“...the ICU.”

“I can get yah half-way there.”

21/07/21 12:50:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''You've hardly spoken a word since we got here, darling. Is something bugging you?''

21/07/21 12:47:51

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

“OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH ouch ouch ouch...ouch...a light, Hi Nanna! ELVIS, good to see you....”

21/07/21 12:41:15

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 6099Karyn Harrison

"Buzz off!"

21/07/21 12:38:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"That's the head, both arms and most of the right leg, they should finish him off completely fairly soon."

21/07/21 12:37:15

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

“Next time, we mind our own beeswax.”

21/07/21 12:35:35

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

“Come on out, Spike: What are you afraid of?”

21/07/21 12:33:03

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

"Toby have you been firing your pellet gun out the window again?"

21/07/21 12:22:59

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"I'm surprised they want to go by car, I thought they'd prefer to travel on the buzz."

21/07/21 12:22:48

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

Covid virus mutates and it is now believed particle sizes are a bit larger.

21/07/21 12:17:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

Nectar car

21/07/21 12:15:54

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Sir, you might as well not lie to us. It's pretty obvious that you're buzzed."

21/07/21 12:13:42

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

“And the locust disobeyed God and lo a swarm of middle aged Volvo drivers did descend and drive though them.”

21/07/21 12:08:44

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

"Blimey, George has finally opened his wallet."

21/07/21 12:07:55

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"Right fellers- Team A distracts the driver whilst we nick the motor."

21/07/21 12:06:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15656Vanessa the Guesser

Dave's got a bee in his bonnet.

21/07/21 12:06:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

The new Locust Esprit.

21/07/21 12:06:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13282The Wolf

"You couldn't wait until you got home could you? You had to open the Calippo"

21/07/21 12:05:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15814Dave Bryan

''I'm not wasting my money on insect repellent,'' said Dave. ''There's no flies on me.''

21/07/21 12:05:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

Cor blimey, s'warm in here.

21/07/21 12:05:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

"Well, there's your problem right there mate- your car's full of bees."

21/07/21 12:04:39

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

A dustman's holiday.

21/07/21 12:04:32

 
stone face Vote score: 9861stone face

"Hello, emergency sevices. My husband has just been stung a hundred times."

"He needs to get to the waspital straight away then."

"Ok, can you send an ambeelance please?"

21/07/21 12:03:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

Tonight on 'Peanuts, where are they now?' We catch up with Pigpen, who is an insurance salesman.

21/07/21 12:03:32

 
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