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"Darling, it doesn't matter how hard you squeeze her. Henry the Hamster won't come out"

26/03/21 20:11:47

No honey I definitely ordered a leotard

26/03/21 22:20:05

"Dave, that's the third cat she's strangled. Just buy her the Barbie"

26/03/21 20:06:59

"She's right, there isn't enough room to swing it."

26/03/21 21:48:57

This week on 'How my daughter lost her eyes'...

26/03/21 20:08:26

"Dad, why do you always say Big-puss reminds you of Tina from Doncaster?"

26/03/21 21:32:30

"Can we keep him? Pleeeeeeeeze?"

26/03/21 20:00:47

Little Red Riding Hood in the World Ocelot Wrestling Championships.

26/03/21 20:34:54

Pussycat Dolls didn’t take off first time round.

26/03/21 20:07:01

'Take Fluffy's little girl rucksack off now, it's way to heavy for him.'

26/03/21 20:04:12

"Oh, it's just you two. I thought your mum was practising her singing again."

26/03/21 20:01:50

New mewtant variant - girl suspected of being a carrier.

26/03/21 20:01:01

"I've found the missing lynx!"

26/03/21 20:00:06

"Are you Feline short of breath..."

26/03/21 21:33:10

Kitty n Pink

26/03/21 20:38:10

Closed casket services at 11 a.m.

26/03/21 20:35:29

Look what dragged in the cat.

26/03/21 20:20:01

♪ Walk Like An Egyptian Mau ♪

26/03/21 20:16:34

"I bag puss."

26/03/21 20:05:02

Ever considered having your now defunct pet made into a draught excluder?

26/03/21 20:04:54

Sweetie, that's not the Lynx Africa daddy likes.

26/03/21 20:01:29

Daisy was something of a genetic fluke. But the Borrowers wasted no time in using their gigantic daughter to exact revenge on their nemesis, The Kitten.

26/03/21 20:00:58

All I said was "There's more than one way to skin a cat".

27/03/21 10:49:35

“STACY, you kill another pet and you’re DONE.”

27/03/21 3:33:35

"I will name him George and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him."

26/03/21 22:31:59

Cat-ch It.

26/03/21 22:11:36

Cat Burglar.

26/03/21 22:08:52

"Help, help, there's been a terrible accident..."

26/03/21 22:06:13

"He's choking on a hairball, mummy. This is the Heimlich maneuver."

26/03/21 20:15:56

Young girl makes citizen's arrest on zombie cat burglar.

26/03/21 20:13:11

Minnie the Manx

26/03/21 20:11:34

"Are you sure we can leave her and go to the pub?"

"Yes love, I've arranged a baby sitting serval."

26/03/21 20:09:53

"I've just had the Natural History Museum on the phone. Apparently they don't sell jungle cats in the gift shop and they want their exhibit back!"

26/03/21 20:00:45