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"This week on 'Excessive Flatulence', Gary levitates a horse after consuming half a kilo of brussel sprouts."
05/05/21 20:15:31
Dave was actually relieved. When they said he was to be jumped by a horse, he'd expected something much, much worse.
05/05/21 20:20:10
Having a vasectomy in Holland was a brutal experience.
05/05/21 20:05:08
The Gland National
05/05/21 20:16:01
"Don't look so relieved the tiny falabella ponies are up next."
05/05/21 20:10:55
'I can't believe I fell for the "Do you want do play Badminton" gag again!'
05/05/21 22:16:36
Is he a gelding?He is now!
05/05/21 21:18:12
"Ok, he's a size ten. CAN WE GET THE NIKE AIR MAX IN A SIZE TEN PLEASE?""Guys, If I'm being honest, this is the weirdest shoe shopping experience I've ever had"
05/05/21 20:49:50
"Hi Dave. You're back home early. How was your day at the anxiety relief farm retreat?""Well..."
05/05/21 20:39:48
Comrade Vlad really did have balls of steel, and they were put to good use. On the hour, every hour, a horse would strike its hoof against his chrome gonads. Sending a pitch perfect chime across the town. A town that couldn't afford watches or clocks, but strangely could afford metal testicle transplants.
05/05/21 20:35:09
"For the last time, I'm sorry I ate the last of the Jaffa Cakes."
05/05/21 20:33:20
"Don't worry we've been told it will clear you by at least two feet."
05/05/21 20:24:14
"Guys, can you let go of my feet? It sounds like a horse is running towards me ... Guys? ... GUYS?"
05/05/21 20:11:56
"This is not what I had in mind , when I applied for the Olympic fencing team."
05/05/21 20:07:07
Groinavon
05/05/21 20:06:58
Attempts to introduce basketball to third world regimes led to some confusion over the term "jump balls".
05/05/21 20:02:43
Deja coup: that strange feeling that you've seen this removal of a dicktator before.(www.caption.me/392821)
05/05/21 20:00:57
"Right then, let's see how YOU like it..." said the gelding.
05/05/21 20:00:11
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