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"This week on Excessive Flatulence, Gary levitates a horse after consuming half a kilo of brussel sprouts."
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The Wolf Vote score: 16471The Wolf

"This week on 'Excessive Flatulence', Gary levitates a horse after consuming half a kilo of brussel sprouts."

05/05/21 19:15:31

Jumping Jack Flash is a gas gas gas. --Karyn Harrison
James Lennox Vote score: 12485James Lennox

Dave was actually relieved. When they said he was to be jumped by a horse, he'd expected something much, much worse.

05/05/21 19:20:10

The Wolf Vote score: 16471The Wolf

Having a vasectomy in Holland was a brutal experience.

05/05/21 19:05:08

There's a cheaper way with a knife, just down the street from the "coffee shop." --SnapDragon D
Stephen Bean Vote score: 26884Stephen Bean

The Gland National

05/05/21 19:16:01

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"Don't look so relieved the tiny falabella ponies are up next."

05/05/21 19:10:55

Joe Vote score: 1851Joe

'I can't believe I fell for the "Do you want do play Badminton" gag again!'

05/05/21 21:16:36

alexandra ball Vote score: 1983alexandra ball

Is he a gelding?
He is now!

05/05/21 20:18:12

I was going to say "After the jump, there were two geldings on the field". That's what I get for being late. Great caption. --Willie Johnson
The Wolf Vote score: 16471The Wolf

"Ok, he's a size ten. CAN WE GET THE NIKE AIR MAX IN A SIZE TEN PLEASE?"

"Guys, If I'm being honest, this is the weirdest shoe shopping experience I've ever had"

05/05/21 19:49:50

The Wolf Vote score: 16471The Wolf

"Hi Dave. You're back home early. How was your day at the anxiety relief farm retreat?"

"Well..."

05/05/21 19:39:48

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

Comrade Vlad really did have balls of steel, and they were put to good use. On the hour, every hour, a horse would strike its hoof against his chrome gonads. Sending a pitch perfect chime across the town. A town that couldn't afford watches or clocks, but strangely could afford metal testicle transplants.

05/05/21 19:35:09

Sounds like that Bond villain "Baws" --Glyn Evans
The Wolf Vote score: 16471The Wolf

"For the last time, I'm sorry I ate the last of the Jaffa Cakes."

05/05/21 19:33:20

John  Glover Vote score: 22771John Glover

"Don't worry we've been told it will clear you by at least two feet."

05/05/21 19:24:14

James Lennox Vote score: 12485James Lennox

"Guys, can you let go of my feet? It sounds like a horse is running towards me ... Guys? ... GUYS?"

05/05/21 19:11:56

stone face Vote score: 10117stone face

"This is not what I had in mind , when I applied for the Olympic fencing team."

05/05/21 19:07:07

Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 1252Ellen Duncalf

Groinavon

05/05/21 19:06:58

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6829Crunchy Chords

Attempts to introduce basketball to third world regimes led to some confusion over the term "jump balls".

05/05/21 19:02:43

Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6829Crunchy Chords

Deja coup: that strange feeling that you've seen this removal of a dicktator before.

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05/05/21 19:00:57

Perhaps voting habits have changed? Or there are many more captions now? Two things surprise me;1) That so many brilliant captions don't get more than 1 vote.2) How people can find these ancient posts on a site... --SnapDragon D
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6829Crunchy Chords

"Right then, let's see how YOU like it..." said the gelding.

05/05/21 19:00:11

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