"I need your clothes, your boots and your. ..... could you call me a cab?"

Mon 20:54:22

I've got a puncture, Darn it!

Tue 10:15:51

A Gay Pride Raleigh

Mon 20:00:06

"Sorry, but I can't really see a market for a 'Bike Cosy' so for that reason...I'm out"

Mon 22:17:25

Police believe this to be the getaway vehicle used by the notorious gangster, Scarf Face.

Mon 20:14:55

Lance Yarnstrong's famous bicycle

Mon 20:06:43

Cycledelic

Mon 20:00:11

Knit Rider

Mon 20:00:06

Hey mon what Jamaican?
It's a stealth bike for cycling around Brixton.
I can't see you riding that!
Great, all I need now is a Kickstarter .

Mon 20:51:58

Joseph's brothers wernt happy when Jacob got him a technicolor dream coat they are going to be really pissed now.

Mon 20:08:47

Etsy Rider

Mon 20:07:01

Dave turned up for their date in leathers, handed Candice a helmet, and told her his bike was warmed up ready to go. Needless to say, she was a tad disappointed.

Mon 20:03:52

When people laugh at my bike, I tell them to get knotted.

Tue 6:56:07

Tour de Francine.

Tue 2:21:31

I'm a frayed knot.

Tue 2:18:31

Quilty as charged...

Tue 2:17:36

"Get a Froome!"

Mon 22:20:10

I always said that most cyclists are knitwits.

Mon 22:00:23

The neighbours all thought a knitted bike was pretty dumb - but then Kate had always been known for her woolly thinking

Mon 21:36:29

Wow! No bike lock required.

Mon 21:11:03

"You guys heard the story of my bike?"

"Oh please, not that old yarn."

Mon 21:05:30

The Tour de Pants

Mon 20:40:40

This is why grandma must be watched.

Mon 20:39:44

Evel Knievel's first bike. He called it his Wooly Jumper.

Mon 20:27:30

Pippi Longstocking is in town.

Mon 20:26:07

Bob made a rasta hat for his bike but had to take it off because the wheels were jammin', jammin'... 🎵

Mon 20:21:05

Hit a bump, began to unravel... suddenly became the Pied Piper of cats!

Mon 20:13:19

Plush bike

Mon 20:10:42

Someone's Raleigh been stitched up

Mon 20:09:55

Knit one twirl one

Mon 20:07:42

Mick Aston gets recycled.

Mon 20:01:30

"Darling, when I said I hate how cold it gets on my bike in the mornings..."

Mon 20:01:21

🎶 She's got to knit it to ri-iide 🎶

Mon 20:00:51

Bike-curious

Mon 20:00:14

"Do you remember the accident?"
'It's a bit wooly.'

Tue 8:31:02

Bicycwool

Mon 23:54:22

"I said SHEET metal!"

Mon 22:53:08

I have a devil of a job riding it, the wool keeps braking

Mon 22:27:04

The approaching end to lockdown is celebrated even by the Boris Bikes.

Mon 22:01:09

"I wrapped it myself son, you'll never guess what it is."
"Is it ... trainers gran?"
"Ha ha, I told you you'd never guess."

Mon 21:41:17

Terminal velocity.

Mon 21:16:13

The Skids From "Frame"

Mon 20:35:14

Dave's bike didn't look too bad after the collision. Can't say the same about the sheep.

Mon 20:25:42

"I love that bike you've built Dave."

"Thanks, it's just something I cobbled together."

Mon 20:22:15

Only problem, moth flats.

Mon 20:11:07

The future is here. The Knitting Club comes to YOU!

Mon 20:10:41

Cycle laine

Mon 20:06:58

Pimp My Ride

Mon 20:04:29

Purl Rider

Mon 20:03:54

Dave only uses the bike in good weather. In winter he puts it in mothballs.

Mon 20:03:32

Tom Biker's Tardis

Mon 20:03:25

Dorothy's obsession with crochet is going too far.

Mon 20:02:37

Normally, Dave preferred to ride it without the seat.

Mon 20:01:30

“How many chains did it take to create this Doreen?”

“Errr, one.”

Mon 20:00:18

Our village bicycle is a bit knitty.

Mon 20:00:08