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Tony S		lol Tim's gestures have lost some impact since he had his middle finger amputated 11/02/21 20:41:03	2 17
I wouldn't recommend it, that's how he lost it in the first place. Superglue's no joke, especially with a serial supergluer on the loose. --Glyn Evans
Scrijjy Doo		Aquaducked 07/02/21 20:02:39	17

James Lennox		US politics are insane, General Lee speaking. 24/01/21 8:06:09	17

Mark England		creative Abandoned as a pup, Fido was raised by a family of beavers 20/01/21 8:26:26	17

Peter Houle		Point taken. 17/01/21 12:37:55	17

The Wolf		"Thank God. Tea is finished, pots are done and the cubs are asleep. Now I can lie on the sofa with my feet up and relax...ALEXA...PLAY THE SOUND OF A YOUNG INJURED WILDEBEEST BEING RIPPED TO SHREDS...." 16/01/21 12:02:34	1 17
In the past I've had the good fortune to work with Attenborough's sound recordist Chris Watson, and have actually heard this exact recording that he made. He also puts microphones into the carcass of zebras to get recordings of vultures tearing ... --Michael Winner
Stu Dent		Dark side of the vroom 11/01/21 8:28:02	17

Michael Winner		"Haven't you forgotten something?", asked the Fencing judge. 10/01/21 14:13:36	2 17
Foiled again. --John Glover
Tony Edwards		There's no such thing as a free launch. 29/12/20 20:04:14	17

Dave Bryan		Meals On Wheels 14/12/20 8:00:12	17

Stephen Bean		clever "I don't know why they bother with that sign." "I've never seen a Scotsman spend a penny." 07/12/20 12:14:20	1 17
Ouch... :-) -- Smuldo
Hercules Rockefeller		That was one bombshell the boys didn't mind seeing. 04/12/20 8:07:50	17

Mark England		creative "The cat walked straight past. The disguise worked" 01/12/20 11:28:19	17

The Wolf		lol x2 "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Our Ryanair flight 1052 is having to make an emergency landing and we're burning up on our approach. If I'm being completely honest, that's the least of our problems..." 26/11/20 12:39:34	17

Vanessa the Guesser		lol I fear he's being groomed online. 13/11/20 20:14:10	1 17

Vivvy En		"Where did you get all your bling from?" "Mumbai." "Oh, that's very generous of her." 04/11/20 15:06:08	17

The Wolf		Dave was furious after he managed to find 246 gold coins, and not one of them turned out to be chocolate. 03/11/20 12:12:22	17

Vanessa the Guesser		lol x2 "Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Marilyn Monroe" 31/10/20 20:12:44	17

Vanessa the Guesser		creative "Ignore him. He's just a little pigment of your imagination." 24/10/20 20:04:17	17

Stephen Bean		The last episode of Thomas the Tank Engine was brutal. 24/10/20 13:07:05	17

Stephen Bean		Fifty, shades and grey 22/10/20 19:22:28	17

Al Overy		Right wing polly tricks 15/10/20 11:58:01	17

Sheila Graham		Little urchin 29/09/20 7:05:19	17

Dave Bryan		''I'm very confident of future growth.'' 26/09/20 11:21:39	17

Vanessa the Guesser		This will mean curtains for their marriage. 23/09/20 7:30:40	17

Vanessa the Guesser		It was a Rocky marriage. 06/09/20 11:00:14	17

Vanessa the Guesser		Eyeful Tower 25/08/20 19:00:08	17

Dave Bryan		lol BREAKING NEWS: Kangaroo leap frog champion suffers setback in first round. 24/08/20 11:08:19	17

Vanessa the Guesser		"I'll just try on the milkman's shoes whilst he's upstairs talking to mummy." 16/08/20 11:08:01	4 17
It's a terrible thing when your wife runs off with the milkman, you really do miss him. Nod to Led Dawson. ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ --Chris Halliwell
Mr Dome		The organ grinder 15/08/20 7:22:50	17

Ian Skelding		Peter was glad last night's full moon phase was nearly over. 14/08/20 7:08:37	17

Michael Winner		That awful moment when you realise that you are the PiÃ±ata. 11/08/20 7:37:19	17

Paul Reeve		Spongebob knew that getting home from the pub this late meant one thing, the wife was going to wipe the floor with him. 09/08/20 19:14:51	17

Hercules Rockefeller		Nine Lives Matter 09/08/20 7:01:25	1 17
But not if you're a black cat. --Willie Johnson
Vanessa the Guesser		How to make pedestrians cross 05/08/20 7:55:25	17

Al Overy		clever "I recognised you from the thruppenny bits, Ma'am." "Likewise!" 27/07/20 18:12:29	17

Rachel P		Yawnithology 24/07/20 19:25:07	17

Mark Wilson		Toast... testing smoke alarms since 1961 21/07/20 12:54:05	17

Vanessa the Guesser		"Sorry, I'm straining to hear you" 27/06/20 11:05:59	17

Karyn Harrison		lol "Well there was nothing on him to say he couldn't be tumble dried." 23/06/20 9:37:53	2 17
He did clog the lint screen though. --Willie Johnson
Tony Edwards		Glumdog Millionaire 18/06/20 8:58:27	17

Stephen Bean		Indognito 06/06/20 7:00:22	1 17
How on earth did they get my real picture? --Woofer 6
John Glover		clever x2 Will their husbands cheat again? I think the answer is a four gun conclusion. 02/06/20 19:31:35	17

Stephen Graham		"I made Â£100.50 last night." "Who gave you the 50p?" "They all did." 02/06/20 7:58:18	2 17
That's her net worth. --John Glover
Vivvy En		Culture shock 30/05/20 19:49:04	17

Troompa Loompa		He only just managed to fit in the Subway. 20/05/20 19:04:59	17

Stu Dent		creative After a typing error Hundreds of key workers have gone into lookdown. 17/05/20 11:07:02	2 17
"Look down." "Oh no, not again. I have my rights you know." (trips over something in the road ) --Willie Johnson
Vanessa the Guesser		"Your work's been a little sloppy recently." 15/05/20 11:12:01	1 17
He's hoping to move to a new firm --Mr Dome
Smuldo		"Oh no, I think I've pulled a Calf..." 12/05/20 19:00:58	17

C CaMel		Finding Chemo 09/05/20 8:33:14	17

Molly R		A long time ago, in a supermarket far far away... 06/05/20 19:02:23	17

Paul Reeve		The Gee Gees 28/04/20 7:03:15	6 17
You whinny again --Vanessa the Guesser
Generic RedHead		"Your March driver is Mo, he enjoys talking about the weather, moaning about the news and overcharging you." 27/04/20 23:22:57	17

Rachel P		"I'm sick of being seen with a fat chick!" "Likewise you little cock!" 13/04/20 7:04:23	17

James Lennox		"Hey guys, just wondering, if it's not too much trouble, if maybe, just maybe, I could get a bigger litter tray?" 12/04/20 7:01:39	17

James Lennox		lol "... and then he took his shirt off and things started to get weird." 09/04/20 19:40:08	17

Vanessa the Guesser		Vets report a sharp increase in over-walked dogs suffering from exhaustion. 04/04/20 11:03:09	17

The Wolf		lol People are absolutely terrified of my dog. I don't know why. I mean just look at this cute picture of him, chasing an old basketball... 03/04/20 19:00:25	17

The Wolf		lol Lots of time at home, unlimited porn and no toilet roll. What could possibly go wrong... 30/03/20 19:00:10	17

Stephen Bean		clever Fava lamp 30/03/20 7:00:05	17

Stephen Bean		lol "Can you stop taking photos and lift my bicycle down for me please love?" 28/03/20 12:24:49	1 17
I've got to hand it to you. --Scrijjy Doo
Dan Nicholls		That 'No More Tears' shampoo is rubbish. 27/03/20 12:04:42	1 17

James Lennox		lol No animals were harmed during the making of this picture, but some were highly pissed off. 25/03/20 8:07:25	1 17
"No animals were harmed" - just someone's dignity. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean		lol When the neighbour walks by and the car's full of dog food and toilet rolls. 24/03/20 8:02:54	17

Mark England		clever Con Heir 23/03/20 20:02:36	17

Stephen Bean		lol clever Scarlett charges 3 toilet rolls for a blow job and for 2 kilos of pasta she'll take it up the arse. On a good day she goes home with a full bag. 18/03/20 13:27:19	5 17
Don't do it Guy. If you go near her you'll need all the hand sanitiser you can get. --James Lennox
Stephen Bean		Labrador for sale: in mint condition. 16/03/20 20:00:12	1 17

Vanessa the Guesser		creative Government fears outbreak of Evian Flu. 15/03/20 8:00:17	4 17
And Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards --stone face
Mark England		Sealicone implants 13/03/20 20:08:04	2 17

Guy Random		"Couldn't get any toilet roll, love. All they had left was carrots!" 11/03/20 8:00:24	17

Ian Skelding		Coldilocks 06/03/20 21:00:25	17

Ian Skelding		"I love your Bush." "That's nice of you to say but what do you think of the TV?" 21/02/20 12:08:14	17

Vanessa the Guesser		clever Earth Wind & Fire 19/02/20 20:23:57	17

James Lennox		lol "Ok Dave, you create a diversion while I steal the mini." 09/01/20 12:14:25	17

Welsh Rarebit		clever x2 "Damn, the pen's run out of ink, fetch me the squid!" 30/12/19 20:00:09	17

Welsh Rarebit		Every which way but loos 30/12/19 8:00:10	17

Welsh Rarebit		Spruce Willis 22/12/19 20:00:04	3 17
Spruce Willis? --Scrijjy Doo
The Wolf		"Good evening Prince Andrew. Your usual?" 22/12/19 12:02:15	17

Dave Bryan		Reese with her spoon 18/12/19 8:27:59	17

John Glover		lol A serious hold up at the abattoir gave them all time to reflect. 10/12/19 20:26:57	17

James Lennox		"Stick out your tongue Gulliver. STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE!" Lilliputian torturers are nasty little bastards. 05/12/19 8:04:18	17

Sam Cass		"My parents got me the wrong cereal. You paying attention, Santa?" 02/12/19 20:03:37	17

Mark England		lol "So how will I recognise you?" 24/11/19 21:01:22	17

Stephen Bean		Guardian of the Galaxy 19/11/19 8:00:03	17

The Wolf		clever "Go on then, give us a Twirl" 03/11/19 20:00:07	17

Dave Bryan		''You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.'' ''Get some glasses.'' 30/10/19 8:16:23	17

Welsh Rarebit		Thailand's version of 'Ghost' isn't as romantic as the American movie. 29/10/19 20:00:07	17

Crunchy Chords
	lol 22/10/19 7:00:07		17

Welsh Rarebit		Cloudia Schiffer 13/10/19 7:08:43	17

Crunchy Chords		lol "Oh dear, I have Camel toe again." 10/10/19 19:00:09	17

stone face		"Three times, I've tried to hit that bastard sign with my javelins." 09/10/19 19:46:55	1 17
Good grouping though. --Ian Skelding
Vanessa the Guesser		clever Cereal killers 09/10/19 7:00:32	17

The Wolf		clever It's always good to have a carrier handy when you feel sick 03/10/19 11:00:09	17

Karyn Harrison		🎵 Stuck in the middle with ewes 20/09/19 19:00:44	17

Michael Winner		"The inspiration for it came when I dropped a tomato." 18/09/19 7:13:56	17

Stephen Bean		Big Mac and small fry 16/09/19 7:00:04	17

Welsh Rarebit		🎵 Born to be wide... 🎵 14/09/19 7:24:56	17

Stephen Bean		"I'm his half brother." 04/09/19 7:09:03	17

Mr Dome		clever My very first memory.... 03/09/19 7:04:53	17

James Lennox		lol clever "Look at that old lady swallowing a fly. Should we avoid her?" "Nah, looks like she's chasing a spider now. We should be fine." 02/09/19 7:57:49	17

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