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"I kept popping out like that then they had me castrated. "

30/06/21 8:02:34

"It's so good to be able to stand at the bar without a muzzle on our face."

30/06/21 8:14:26

"Bowl of spaghetti for me and my new girlfriend, please."

30/06/21 8:08:23

"This place has gone to the dogs."

30/06/21 9:54:27

''If you find a table, the waitress will take your order. If you find a table, the waitress will take your order. If you find.............SIT! That's done the trick.''

30/06/21 8:35:39

"I think we should get the hell out of here. I wondered why I hadn't seen Dexter the Dachshund lately."

30/06/21 8:29:22

"15 inches, or 15 centimeters, what's the difference?'

"One's a hot dog, the other's a cold dog."

30/06/21 8:11:03

"Snack my bitch up."

30/06/21 8:14:50

"Is it anyone you recognise?"

30/06/21 8:01:38