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"I thought the hangover was bad enough...and then the toilet seat slammed down."
17/11/22 12:43:12
''Where exactly did the jellyfish sting you, Mr. Smith?''
17/11/22 13:06:18
"Dr Jones, can you take a look at this and give me a second opinion please?""OH MY GOD! I've never seen anything so ridiculous! Why don't you just shave it off?"
17/11/22 12:08:59
“That looks great Tracey doesn’t it? I’m getting mine done there.”“Me too Sheila.”
17/11/22 12:00:25, edited: 17/11/22 12:02:59
"Everyone has to wear a mask, stop sulking"
17/11/22 12:00:12
Diagnosis: Too many years biting your lipCure: Divorce
17/11/22 12:22:15
"What happened Dave?""She shut her legs"
17/11/22 13:34:46
''Could you put the mask back on? You're frightening the nurses.''
17/11/22 12:27:24, edited: 17/11/22 12:35:01
"Well, Dave, he did warn you that he not only floats like a butterfly, but that he also stings like a bee."
17/11/22 12:01:16
"All I said was 'maybe a nod to 12.00.45'?"
17/11/22 12:00:09
BREAKING Giant refugee swallows fellow passengers and dinghy.
17/11/22 14:56:25
He's got Jaggeritis
17/11/22 13:33:45
All I can say is, keep a stiff upper lip mate.... and err sorry
17/11/22 12:01:35
"Ok Dave, we know this is embarrassing but we need to know what we're dealing with here. Now we've removed the tin of beans from your anus and the toothbrush from your urethra but now let's focus on the mouth. Firstly, is the hedgehog Ok?"
17/11/22 12:00:35, edited: 17/11/22 12:57:11
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