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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 19874Vanessa the Guesser

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01/08/21 8:16:42

Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 3131Karen Oakenfull

“My son, did you just shout out you were looking for Jehovah?”
“No mate, I said, f*cking move over.”

01/08/21 8:11:21

Dave Bryan Vote score: 26742Dave Bryan

''Sinner repent! Destroy those dreadful old captions you've been using for the last ten years and write some new ones. God is waiting.''

''How will I recognise him?''

01/08/21 8:19:47

How could you? I always thought you couldn't look upon God's face without bursting into flames. It'd be like dating a Gorgon, but at least with a Gorgon you'd get stoned before timing out.  --Glyn Evans
James Lennox Vote score: 14180James Lennox

"It's spelt 'Nigh', Moses. Thank God you're not in charge of writing any serious scripture."

01/08/21 8:14:19

"Silly me, I thought it was spelled 'end'." --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 31198Stephen Bean

The other side reads:

01/08/21 8:03:40

Al Overy Vote score: 16010Al Overy

As a retired cardiologist, Dennis could spot a heart attack coming a mile off.

01/08/21 8:01:29

Nina Dutton Vote score: 903Nina Dutton

“Good, because I couldn’t manage another mile.”

01/08/21 8:00:31

Ian Skelding Vote score: 31139Ian Skelding

"Armageddon close now."

01/08/21 9:03:12

Al Overy Vote score: 16010Al Overy

"Nigh five!"

01/08/21 8:00:47

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