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The Old Grey Squirrel Test

13/01/13 12:02:55

Cabinet reshuffle

22/08/13 19:01:48

I was born and bread in this street

05/03/19 12:10:15

She shouldn't.have used Floora.

21/02/17 20:32:05

He plays like his father he is a chip off the old block

04/08/12 9:02:27

Now you see me now you cant

16/12/11 11:05:36

I bet the company who printed the t-shirt went bust.

17/01/19 20:34:17

My TomTom satnav is good, it said bear left.

22/01/19 13:52:08

Cat Scan.

14/01/19 13:47:24

I mustache you a question

18/12/18 9:25:23

Ministry of silly photographers

11/07/15 20:30:48

Number crunching

18/01/13 12:05:51

Forget about all this fancy champagne, i fancy a birdwiser.

Fri 12:03:30

Look you owe me 5p.

Thu 20:41:46

Don't know what he is smiling about, he only comes once a year.

21/12/18 11:10:42

Hi i have managed to get to the uk, it has cost me the shirt off my back, and trousers

12/02/17 12:04:31

Full steam ahead

25/08/13 19:04:57

Thats the last time i get aftershave mixed up with baby bio

10/01/13 15:06:41

Ground head-day

09/01/13 12:37:59

Baby grow

02/01/13 21:25:58

Nessing about in the water

22/08/12 12:39:13

Head count

18/01/12 19:16:14

Dave was trying to peddle his surf board

30/05/14 9:24:09

That new pc support I bought is brilliant

15/08/13 19:29:46

Totsy-turvy

15/08/12 11:52:39

He used to be one off the chippendales

04/08/12 9:17:13

D'oh!

03/01/12 16:11:58

Sue was a stick in the mud.

11/03/19 20:01:27

She was always a stick in the mud.

06/01/19 12:08:15

Must be a Euro-pee-in duck.

29/03/17 20:35:52

Don't know all the fuss about a photograph of a goat on a surf board, you get board kids everywhere.

25/02/17 13:32:19

Using the steps keeps your body in tune.

07/02/17 12:16:33

When I grow up I want to be like you

27/06/15 13:58:27

Banana splits.

13/01/19 12:02:46

I have heard of runner beans,but not carrots.

31/12/18 14:03:24

Botox injections for cars, what will they think of next

25/12/18 18:17:32

I blame Brexit

25/12/18 11:38:31

🎵 Just one stiletto give it to me🎵

07/03/17 10:31:52

I think they are trying to pull the wool over our eyes with these new houses.

19/02/17 17:59:40

Your just like your father, your just a stick in the mud.

15/02/17 10:23:21

Mary was all wrapped up in her job

14/02/17 12:12:43

Loo level bridge ahead

30/01/17 12:13:08

I am mortarified sir

29/01/17 20:52:59

Move Your Bacon

25/07/15 19:12:51

Dear Santa I would like the following for Christmas

04/07/15 11:04:08

Ok boys lets see whose still standing after were stoned

03/07/15 15:11:27

When I ordered this suit I asked for one with light material, but I was not expecting this

01/07/15 12:15:59

Sally had always been a bit of the rails

30/06/15 19:08:34

Bird watching

22/08/13 10:13:25

Packed man

21/08/13 11:02:53