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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

"Yes sir, aisle three by the squid rings".

15/07/21 12:23:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15817Dave Bryan

''Buy the extra large can. Feed the family and still have piles left.''

15/07/21 12:10:35

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Anal lot you can do if nobody reads through the captions before posting theirs. --Willie Johnson
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

Bottom feeder.

15/07/21 12:00:06

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Bought 'em, and now he'll feed 'er. --Willie Johnson
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

Processed from Halibutt.

15/07/21 12:32:35

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"We've secretly replaced Popeye's Spinach with these Fish Assholes. Let's see if he notices."

15/07/21 12:14:01

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4889Crunchy Chords

Deja poo: that strange feeling that you've eaten this sh*tty food before.

16/07/21 6:14:13

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 17962Stephen Bean

"I only eat these when I can't get the snatch of the day."

15/07/21 14:07:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

Ring pull

15/07/21 12:12:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15817Dave Bryan

''We can't eat them. They're past the smell by date.''

15/07/21 12:02:52

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for one day. Teach a man to fish and he'll never need to eat tinned fish assholes again.

15/07/21 12:00:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15817Dave Bryan

''If you want the Fishy Assholes, madam, you'll find them in the cabinet.''

15/07/21 12:29:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 8976James Lennox

"Did you know fish assholes last longer than any other canned food?"

"No, why's that?"

"Nobody wants to eat them."

15/07/21 12:18:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

Ken Hum

15/07/21 12:13:58

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6851Al Overy

"What do you sphincter these then?"

15/07/21 12:00:46

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6851Al Overy

Keith Floyd used to plug these regularly.

15/07/21 12:00:24

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

"Mama mia, that's a spicy asshole!"

15/07/21 15:53:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Just like Mama's

15/07/21 13:37:35

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

With a name like Pucker's it has to be good.

15/07/21 13:22:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12094Mr Dome

They taste like shit

15/07/21 13:17:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

Fish assholes. Beef assholes. Pork assholes. It says what meat is in the tin on the label assholes.

15/07/21 12:06:59

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6851Al Overy

Bum chum

15/07/21 12:05:14

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

I could almost imagine a gay fish saying "I smoked his ass. Got him in the can."

15/07/21 23:49:53

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 570Gavin Smithers

I never knew there was a lake in Wythenshawe.

15/07/21 22:14:12

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 570Gavin Smithers

Serve seasoned with cumin.

15/07/21 22:10:07

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

Contains no meat, just the holes.

15/07/21 21:42:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

I buy them for the cat and Rex will pinch them as well.

15/07/21 17:26:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

I didn't enjoy them. Too stringy.

15/07/21 16:25:54

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3467Mark Wilson

Even more fun than Alphabetti Spaghetti

15/07/21 16:12:53

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Hand picked.

15/07/21 15:52:04

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2598Trace Sarge

"Darling have you ever tried cooking your arse to make it shrivel...just a thought"

15/07/21 14:55:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17962Stephen Bean

Caught in the Bumuda Triangle.

15/07/21 13:57:53

 
John Beith Vote score: 262John Beith

It's a great pick me up when you are pooped.

15/07/21 13:24:43

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3831Scrijjy Doo

Bugger of the Sea

15/07/21 13:24:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12094Mr Dome

I prefer them on Barbie style

15/07/21 13:18:10

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3467Mark Wilson

I only tasted a fish asshole once. I learned to swim after that so never sunk to the bottom again.

15/07/21 13:10:17

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3467Mark Wilson

"Not for me, I prefer my asshole with a bone in it"

15/07/21 13:03:08

 
Tony S Vote score: 2804Tony S

These female lubrication products kind of explains the taste now.

15/07/21 12:47:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

Goes well in between a pair of Cod cheeks.

15/07/21 12:25:13

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John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

They come from the pacific rim.

15/07/21 12:25:00

 1
Nina Dutton Vote score: 638Nina Dutton

"Didn't know Ken did this range @ gaymegastore.com."

15/07/21 12:22:05

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

"No Dave, we need to put the green "˜spaghetti hoops' stickers over the top before they go out."

15/07/21 12:22:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

An excrement addition to your food store cupboard.

15/07/21 12:13:12

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

"Can I have a flake in mine?"

15/07/21 12:10:53

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

The perfect gift if you are due to sea anemone...

15/07/21 12:07:08

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15838Dan Nicholls

No, fish are soles Ken.

15/07/21 12:05:40

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7387C CaMel

Back when there were 58 varieties.

15/07/21 12:04:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24907Michael Winner

Lick bait.

15/07/21 12:02:43

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

Inglorious Bassholes

15/07/21 12:02:32

 
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