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Ian Skelding	“She just lies back and thinks of Egypt.” 13/04/22 8:31:31	17

Dave E	Silly cone implants 13/04/22 8:10:42	12

Ian Skelding	“Lovely angular lines with nice sharp features.” “A Georgian stool circa 1780?” “Yes, I think so.” 13/04/22 8:01:53	6

Hercules Rockefeller	"Is it cold in here?" 13/04/22 8:16:38	5

Dan Nicholls	New BACK OFF bras. Men will soon get the point. 13/04/22 8:10:48	4

Chris Keegan	"Darling, we’re running late, have you seen the kids party hats anywhere?" 13/04/22 9:28:46	3

Al Overy	After murdering her husband with them, she was later convicted of Double D battery. 13/04/22 8:24:45	3

Molly R	As recommended by #MeToo victims. 13/04/22 8:00:07	1 3
Nah, I don't think pointed chain mail goes far enough. Surely you'd want them to be electrified or to shoot lasers?Male #MeToo victims are also going to look rather silly in these. Chastity belts have also made a comeback... --Glyn Evans
Tony Edwards	Points of view 13/04/22 9:49:40	2

James Lennox	For healthy babies, breastfeeding is highly recommended ... So are safety goggles. 13/04/22 8:10:30	2

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