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Ian Skelding Vote score: 28561Ian Skelding

“She just lies back and thinks of Egypt.”

13/04/22 8:31:31

 
Dave E Vote score: 661Dave E

Silly cone implants

13/04/22 8:10:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28561Ian Skelding

“Lovely angular lines with nice sharp features.”
“A Georgian stool circa 1780?”
“Yes, I think so.”

13/04/22 8:01:53

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9934Hercules Rockefeller

"Is it cold in here?"

13/04/22 8:16:38

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17345Dan Nicholls

New BACK OFF bras. Men will soon get the point.

13/04/22 8:10:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 12052Chris Keegan

"Darling, we’re running late, have you seen the kids party hats anywhere?"

13/04/22 9:28:46

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12552Al Overy

After murdering her husband with them, she was later convicted of Double D battery.

13/04/22 8:24:45

 
Molly R Vote score: 3581Molly R

As recommended by #MeToo victims.

13/04/22 8:00:07

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Nah, I don't think pointed chain mail goes far enough. Surely you'd want them to be electrified or to shoot lasers?Male #MeToo victims are also going to look rather silly in these. Chastity belts have also made a comeback... --Glyn Evans
Tony Edwards Vote score: 35751Tony Edwards

Points of view

13/04/22 9:49:40

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11525James Lennox

For healthy babies, breastfeeding is highly recommended ... So are safety goggles.

13/04/22 8:10:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 13233Neil Mackenzie

When you find the photo that says why your Granddad married your Grandma.

13/04/22 19:31:30

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5314Scrijjy Doo

You'll put your eye out, kid.

13/04/22 16:15:17

 
Leeds Baggie Vote score: 57Leeds Baggie

Something's taking the strain, is it the belt or the blouse?

13/04/22 13:52:44

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John  Glover Vote score: 22567John Glover

'Poke a man' bra'.

13/04/22 13:33:35

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1867alexandra ball

She's one of the original pointer sisters.

13/04/22 9:34:35

 
Mark England Vote score: 19838Mark England

"I don't believe it, Cheryl. I've just been in the garden and you know the garden gnomes I bought last week, the ones you said you hated? Well, they've gone missing. Have you seen em anywhere?"

"Nope"

13/04/22 9:08:51

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1903Dot Old

Vital statistics:
2 massive scoops-22-28

13/04/22 8:20:50

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 9836Glyn Evans

"Do you feeling an attraction?"

"Yes between the magnet and my nipple piercings"

13/04/22 8:12:08

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17345Dan Nicholls

Lucille always feels fresh after having made an impressive stool.

13/04/22 8:09:05

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8803C CaMel

“You’re husband was killed in a motorboating accident.”

13/04/22 8:02:58

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