Craig Eddsenior
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His name is Clop. We need to clip Clop. 15/06/22 8:50:48 |
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16/09/22 20:01:26 |
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"OK I'm shining the torch where I want you to shoot it with a tranquilizer" 12/09/22 8:04:39 |
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Adam was pleased with a bronze in the water drinking contest. 12/07/22 20:01:51 |
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27/06/22 12:02:23 |
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Mon 20:01:49 |
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13/06/22 8:46:23 |
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14/05/19 8:16:41 |
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24/07/22 8:04:13 |
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"I just spotted some ridiculous hare in the mirror" 08/05/22 20:03:49 |
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"Shit, I keep forgetting i'm gay" 09/06/19 8:27:52 |
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It helps to tie a string around your digit.
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12/05/19 8:07:18 |
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01/01/19 20:00:30 |
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Olga was an expert at holding a conference. 23/07/22 12:03:12 |
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24/06/22 8:00:17 |
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I usually steer clear of spicy food. 02/05/19 12:21:13 |
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If your chicken stops when walking... Don't poulet. 15/07/22 12:00:38 |
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26/11/18 8:11:21 |
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30/10/18 20:14:37 |
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Jim believed in lawlessness and always went with his gut. 27/08/22 20:02:10 |
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05/07/22 13:52:39 |
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"Darling, should I do my bikini wax before we go on holiday?" 07/06/22 12:00:29 |
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Octopussy
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14/06/19 9:57:40 |
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"Whoa whoa whoa!, piss off I have six lives left, God" 12/06/19 8:37:29 |
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They never did find the 1956 hide and seek champion. 16/12/18 20:01:45 |
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30/05/22 12:25:34 |
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That time grandma bought me a Teenage mutant ninja turtle costume from WISH 28/04/22 20:00:43 |
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19/06/19 8:07:16 |
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17/05/19 8:09:39 |
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Sorry nod police but that's a 'Nah' from me..
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07/05/19 20:00:20 |
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04/05/19 20:00:38 |
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09/11/18 20:00:16 |
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That's wrong on so many levels. Tue 12:01:05 |
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16/08/22 12:30:25 |
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The others had no idea what the Y.M.C.A was. 28/12/18 8:13:44 |
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30/08/22 8:04:37 |
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He was flying at break neck speed. 18/08/22 20:01:00 |
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If fuel prices keep going up I'm going to have to go back to drinking vodka. 15/06/22 12:01:21 |
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15/06/22 8:00:57 |
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01/05/22 14:18:40 |
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15/06/19 12:05:29 |
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04/05/19 20:02:10 |
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😂
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The bike thief was eventually busted. 25/11/18 8:49:08 |
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He couldn't workout how to spell properly. 10/11/18 22:30:21 |
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"Let's make this interesting" said Tiddles. Sun 12:09:04 |
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05/09/22 8:01:20 |
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Checkout the length of that hair! 04/09/22 12:05:17 |
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FOR SALE: Gents sandals, good condition with just a few marks on soles. £3. 13/08/22 23:54:12 |
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This photo is just wrong on so many levels. 13/08/22 20:11:19 |
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When the whale sneezed at deep sea world. 16/07/22 21:10:24 |
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The green green glass of home. 16/07/22 20:23:08 |
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25/06/22 8:53:48 |
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"But mum you said I need to spread my snacks out more" 11/06/22 12:04:42 |
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31/05/22 8:13:17 |
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I'll never look at a Cadburys caramel the same way again. 18/05/22 12:00:41 |
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His wife is four hours behind them on their pet centipede. 10/05/22 12:00:46 |
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'Next stop Edinburgh Waverley' 16/05/19 21:38:07 |
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09/05/19 9:03:47 |
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24/12/18 20:14:05 |
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"Dave, you're going to kill yourself!" 20/12/18 20:03:52 |
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09/11/18 8:01:41 |
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Sun 8:28:42 |
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17/09/22 20:04:04, edited: 17/09/22 20:09:56 |
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13/09/22 12:26:52 |
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05/09/22 8:04:30 |
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Wash removable face at 90 degrees. 01/09/22 8:08:17 |
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30/08/22 12:28:33 |
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03/08/22 20:21:33 |
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21/06/22 12:00:21 |
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Dear customer, our previous sign 'Take a seat' was not meant literally. 12/06/22 8:00:47 |
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If you think this is funny, wait until you see my cock! 07/06/22 20:04:47 |
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29/05/22 20:00:09 |
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"Hi darling, yes it's a nice place but there's pooh everywhere" 22/05/22 8:00:41 |
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08/05/22 8:02:16 |
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02/05/22 13:06:12 |
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03/06/19 12:49:42 |
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01/06/19 8:01:29 |
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15/05/19 12:48:36 |
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05/05/19 20:04:58 |
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19/12/18 12:18:50 |
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04/11/18 12:00:43 |
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17/09/22 12:00:22 |
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Meet our new Panda... Hang-Hang. 12/09/22 8:00:40 |
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08/09/22 8:00:58 |
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01/09/22 8:10:10, edited: 01/09/22 8:10:23 |
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What creates an anarchist and the way they develop as adults? 27/08/22 20:01:29 |
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27/07/22 20:27:22 |
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28/06/22 8:00:12 |
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27/06/22 12:00:14 |
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15/06/22 8:00:28 |
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Three cabinet members await delivery of their new brains. 13/06/22 12:00:46 |
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11/06/22 20:28:19 |
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10/06/22 8:36:42 |
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They hook up so young in africa 16/05/22 8:00:18 |
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11/05/22 12:14:27 |
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08/05/22 20:12:11 |
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"Melania, I think I had my drink spiked and I started hallucinating so that's why I started repeating "Stop the Steal! Stop the Steal!" and then later I found out that they'd stormed the US Capitol building. I think the entire mob had had the...
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03/05/22 12:00:16 |
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Dictators don't see Eye to eye with anyone. 24/04/22 20:00:42 |
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He can't find his ho ho hotel. 13/06/19 20:00:35 |
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19/05/19 13:10:14 |
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Was that his name??
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But it's for the good of the Fatherland. 😆
"Blondi, fetch my cock!"
12:49pm
comment on caption:
Glyn Evans, could you use this as a fleshlight? [Craig Eddsenior]
That was clever, how you pulled out reins towards that final sentence. Nice Job!
5:17pm
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His name is Clop. We need to clip Clop. [Craig Eddsenior]
Eggs always taste better with a bit of salt and Sgt pepper.
12:16pm
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Eight lays a week is on my favourite Beatles albumen. [Craig Eddsenior]
It gets lonely in Siberia.
5:35pm
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Siberian hussy. [Craig Eddsenior]
After reading about what Richard Gere did with gerbils, this all seems pretty vanilla.
12:18pm
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This is like my first sexual experience.
I was riding a weird looking horny thing then she sprayed me with red stuff. [Craig Eddsenior]
And if you don't get ready our wedding is off.
12:36pm
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"Mummy loves your picture, Alan, but that's quite enough now"
"Why, don't you like my drawings, mummy"
"No, Alan, you're fu#£ING 36 next month" [Craig Eddsenior]
Worst pun of the week
8:20am
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Moolinda Gates [Craig Eddsenior]
I always thought the Kid's name was Billy.
8:25am
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'Don't do it, Billy, you've got so much to live for... and the kids" [Craig Eddsenior]
Do it. Jump. The kids can take care of themselves. You should have thought of this before putting yourself in a situation like this - you are a parent after all!
9:25am
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'Don't do it, Billy, you've got so much to live for... and the kids" [Craig Eddsenior]
"I was about to say I'm out. But wine not?"
10:38pm
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"Do you know what my favourite wine is, George?"
"Oh probably some old shit about brexit, fuel costs or wanting a bigger house"
[Craig Eddsenior]