Drowning street

14/05/19 8:16:41

"Shit, I keep forgetting i'm gay"

09/06/19 8:27:52

Foot soldier

12/05/19 8:07:18

Pooched eggs.

01/01/19 20:00:30

I usually steer clear of spicy food.

02/05/19 12:21:13

My new home is growing on me.

26/11/18 8:11:21

Super king cobra.

30/10/18 20:14:37

Laura was so distracted by the flies she never noticed the carnivorous eyeball flower making it's move.

14/06/19 9:57:40

"Whoa whoa whoa!, piss off I have six lives left, God"

12/06/19 8:37:29

They never did find the 1956 hide and seek champion.

16/12/18 20:01:45

Desmond chew chew

19/06/19 8:07:16

clever

'Visitors to local beach warned of escaped black, poisonous salamander seen diving into peoples boats'

17/05/19 8:09:39

Raising a child.

07/05/19 20:00:20

Hairy queen of scots.

04/05/19 20:00:38

Headlights

09/11/18 20:00:16

The others had no idea what the Y.M.C.A was.

28/12/18 8:13:44

Peter looked up an old flame.

15/06/19 12:05:29

H.R.T

04/05/19 20:02:10

The bike thief was eventually busted.

25/11/18 8:49:08

He couldn't workout how to spell properly.

10/11/18 22:30:21

'Next stop Edinburgh Waverley'

16/05/19 21:38:07

Au what a lovely pair!

09/05/19 9:03:47

My Sweet Lord.

24/12/18 20:14:05

"Dave, you're going to kill yourself!"
"Oh don't be daft i only smoke five a day!"

20/12/18 20:03:52

I hate bloody clowns.

09/11/18 8:01:41

Areola GRANDE

03/06/19 12:49:42

Roundhog day

01/06/19 8:01:29

The sun always shines on TV.

15/05/19 12:48:36

Messcara

05/05/19 20:04:58

Poor sole.

19/12/18 12:18:50

Purrfect ten.

04/11/18 12:00:43

He can't find his ho ho hotel.

13/06/19 20:00:35

I had my fingers in a fat hairy monster last night too whose eyes weren't much straighter. Not really a caption i'm just letting my fellow captioneers know i'm quitting Jack Daniels.

19/05/19 13:10:14

Trans parent

18/05/19 20:33:32

Spot the ginger bred man.

13/05/19 12:03:37

"Hey, mummy, you can delete tinder and those rude photos I saw on your phone, I've made you a man of your own... I love you, mummy"

10/05/19 8:01:32

Dinner is served, miss money penne.

06/05/19 12:02:17

Unchained melody

17/12/18 8:07:30

Brad was hoping not to bump into any pricks today.

07/11/18 12:13:10

"Everyone stand if you believe in wearing Asda jeans and Primark t-shirts wooooh!"

07/11/18 8:53:11

"Use your clutch properly, Moira, you're coasting"

05/11/18 15:20:30

A good hearty breakfast makes your day but this one will make your hole weak.

21/05/19 12:35:37

Weehicle

17/05/19 20:22:23

Power station

15/05/19 14:17:37

"Malcolm, why is the lampshade from my bedroo... You little SHIT! "

10/05/19 8:02:55

Trom Bone

08/05/19 15:14:11

Santa's chopper is next to his sack.

22/12/18 8:04:00

What a paw performance.

17/12/18 8:29:27

"Sniff, sniff, sniff... Mum?

04/11/18 22:24:15

Running on the balls of your feet is bad for you

02/06/19 12:08:35

Screen teste.

19/05/19 8:00:56

"No you pervert I said if you come near my window i'll make sure you get slayed!"

15/05/19 9:29:42

"Why is your beak bleeding?"
"You see that tree over there?"
"Yeah"
"Well I didn't"

11/05/19 16:12:06

I'll have two slippery nipples please!

01/01/19 12:08:58

'row row row your boat, gently up the... Shit!

23/12/18 8:01:17

Hairy Connick junior

17/12/18 8:00:32

Mary wont fly with Ryanair again.

14/12/18 9:16:40

Stackosaurus

05/12/18 12:01:30

Leaf by the back door.

26/11/18 8:12:17

"Ermmm... dave, that wasn't a brown trout you just ate"

15/11/18 12:53:34

Keep your ring clean with Zivic soap.

08/11/18 20:02:10

"So, wots ya favourite position?"
"ooh I love reclining on my favourite chair watching the chase"

06/11/18 8:24:12

Stevie Wonder is struggling in his new job after retiring from the music scene.

05/11/18 9:42:10