Drowning street

Tue 8:16:41

Foot soldier

12/05/19 8:07:18

Pooched eggs.

01/01/19 20:00:30

I usually steer clear of spicy food.

02/05/19 12:21:13

My new home is growing on me.

26/11/18 8:11:21

Super king cobra.

30/10/18 20:14:37

They never did find the 1956 hide and seek champion.

16/12/18 20:01:45

Raising a child.

07/05/19 20:00:20

Hairy queen of scots.

04/05/19 20:00:38

Headlights

09/11/18 20:00:16

The others had no idea what the Y.M.C.A was.

28/12/18 8:13:44

H.R.T

04/05/19 20:02:10

The bike thief was eventually busted.

25/11/18 8:49:08

He couldn't workout how to spell properly.

10/11/18 22:30:21

'Next stop Edinburgh Waverley'

Thu 21:38:07

Au what a lovely pair!

09/05/19 9:03:47

My Sweet Lord.

24/12/18 20:14:05

"Dave, you're going to kill yourself!"
"Oh don't be daft i only smoke five a day!"

20/12/18 20:03:52

I hate bloody clowns.

09/11/18 8:01:41

The sun always shines on TV.

Wed 12:48:36

Messcara

05/05/19 20:04:58

Poor sole.

19/12/18 12:18:50

Purrfect ten.

04/11/18 12:00:43

Spot the ginger bred man.

Mon 12:03:37

"Hey, mummy, you can delete tinder and those rude photos I saw on your phone, I've made you a man of your own... I love you, mummy"

10/05/19 8:01:32

Dinner is served, miss money penne.

06/05/19 12:02:17

Unchained melody

17/12/18 8:07:30

Brad was hoping not to bump into any pricks today.

07/11/18 12:13:10

"Everyone stand if you believe in wearing Asda jeans and Primark t-shirts wooooh!"

07/11/18 8:53:11

"Use your clutch properly, Moira, you're coasting"

05/11/18 15:20:30

Power station

Wed 14:17:37

"Malcolm, why is the lampshade from my bedroo... You little SHIT! "

10/05/19 8:02:55

Trom Bone

08/05/19 15:14:11

Santa's chopper is next to his sack.

22/12/18 8:04:00

What a paw performance.

17/12/18 8:29:27

"Sniff, sniff, sniff... Mum?

04/11/18 22:24:15

"No you pervert I said if you come near my window i'll make sure you get slayed!"

Wed 9:29:42

"Why is your beak bleeding?"
"You see that tree over there?"
"Yeah"
"Well I didn't"

11/05/19 16:12:06

I'll have two slippery nipples please!

01/01/19 12:08:58

'row row row your boat, gently up the... Shit!

23/12/18 8:01:17

Hairy Connick junior

17/12/18 8:00:32

Mary wont fly with Ryanair again.

14/12/18 9:16:40

Stackosaurus

05/12/18 12:01:30

Leaf by the back door.

26/11/18 8:12:17

"Ermmm... dave, that wasn't a brown trout you just ate"

15/11/18 12:53:34

Keep your ring clean with Zivic soap.

08/11/18 20:02:10

"So, wots ya favourite position?"
"ooh I love reclining on my favourite chair watching the chase"

06/11/18 8:24:12

Stevie Wonder is struggling in his new job after retiring from the music scene.

05/11/18 9:42:10

"Ok, maureen, the good news first... you won't need to run around this christmas buying presents for your eight grandkids"

Tue 20:02:24

Only two places at the gallery to hang your wet donkey jackets.

Tue 12:54:56

What do you call eighteen drowning lawyers?
A start!

Tue 8:18:19

The Bowery buoys.

Tue 8:00:29

Fry lightly in trex.

12/05/19 12:03:01

Trainee tightrope walkers in the 1960's made the most of local apparatus.

07/05/19 20:03:19

Gillder

28/12/18 12:01:30

Bank fishing

28/12/18 12:00:42

The worst taste in decor I've ever seen

27/12/18 12:00:44

This alligator is amanita.

25/11/18 12:15:19

Like all coronation street extras you eventually end up on the scrap heap.

21/11/18 8:01:10

Marti returns to leafy suburbia in 'Back to the future part 4!'

19/11/18 8:01:58

CAR casses

12/11/18 20:07:04

Education IS important but a floppy penis is impotenter.

10/11/18 22:33:40

Silliest game of 'guess who' ever.

10/11/18 10:01:29

"Hi, my name is doctor Krystlawowsivar"
"Doctor who?"...

Tue 20:11:29

Mummy for old rope.

Tue 12:52:31

Jane's pussy was often seen halfway up this novel scratching post.

Tue 12:44:10

That's the only ride she will be getting.

Mon 9:24:31

Little jimmy threatened to kill himself if they made him wear nan's shit shrek mask.

09/05/19 14:07:15

Posh spice let her aunt hear her latest track.

08/05/19 13:44:43

I remember windows dial-up too

08/05/19 9:17:04

Jimmy's dad was stupid
He threw him near a pylon
10,000 volts went up his arse
And turned his hair to nylon.

07/05/19 20:07:11

Even kids in the 60's were always high.

07/05/19 20:00:55

Elvis arm presley.

03/01/19 22:47:09

Rottfowlers

01/01/19 20:03:37

I'm just adding a caption for the halibut.

28/12/18 12:06:07

One skin... Two skin... Three skin... RARRRRR!

19/12/18 8:58:47

Chuckleberry fin

15/12/18 12:01:33

"Wait till we get back and show mum the tree we got in the sail"

04/12/18 20:22:29

The eyes are the windows to the soul.

14/11/18 20:04:51

Our house has a lovely view.

14/11/18 20:03:54

Primary colours

14/11/18 9:17:41

Gordon Ramsay is a knob.

12/11/18 20:07:46

Lean beef

11/11/18 12:00:14

It's sister ship 'kingssavile' was sunk by greenpeace as a Japanese whaling boat with nine dead whales was allowed on its way.

10/11/18 16:05:48

Looks like someone has went for his juggler.

09/11/18 8:00:38

George foam man.

08/11/18 20:08:27

It's ok i'll make it round I drive a mercedes sea class.

05/11/18 15:24:16

After four weeks, Dave's micro pig needs to go.

04/11/18 22:26:45

After Theresa May's speech calamity, someone is back with her tongue.

04/11/18 14:09:24

They ran out of beagles at the laboratory.

30/10/18 20:17:37

Standpoint

Thu 13:48:40

Hoptions

Thu 13:17:55

His trainer looked on for Tom Daleys first dive.

Thu 8:48:57

'Motion' capture... I hope not!

Thu 8:05:23

From an early age, Tom Daley's trainer has been right behind him at the poolside.

Thu 8:01:15

'Some viewers may find some scenes ofFENCEive'

Wed 12:49:52

"Now, Mrs Davis, just look up when you feel aroused"

Tue 20:07:59

"This is the healthiest chest x-ray i've ever seen. Yours on the other hand..."

Tue 20:04:21

Nice knittles!

Tue 12:45:57

Wanchors!

Tue 8:01:04

Ergonomic crisis

Mon 13:00:17

Worst southpark line-up ever.

Mon 12:02:43

Chocol8

Mon 12:00:40

'New budget allows Blackpool pleasure beach an extra £3.50 to spend on papier mache and paint'

Mon 9:29:03

The evolution of lift.

Mon 9:25:36

Luckily as there were kids around, her animal skin was just long enough to keep her balls tucked in.

Mon 9:23:15

Tea rex.

12/05/19 12:11:08

Moulded plastic toy.

12/05/19 12:09:56

Heel need more than a helmet

12/05/19 8:13:09

Military trainering

12/05/19 8:06:34

"I really fancy a mousse right now"
"Don't you mean a mouse?"
"No... No I don't... I want a chocolate mousse you bug eyed little fuck"

11/05/19 16:17:21

And it's Peter Beardsley with the free kick...

10/05/19 14:17:18

Catch him or he'll come down with a soar arse!

07/05/19 20:04:24

Is that Rolf Harris tossing a child?

07/05/19 20:01:52

Lionel blair is having trouble with his new medication.

06/05/19 8:32:30

Kinky eyes

05/05/19 20:11:24

This looks sicily.

02/05/19 12:22:51

Cordon the gopher.

15/01/19 8:02:35

Nut cracker suite corn.

15/01/19 8:00:19

Cats are asswipes!

11/01/19 12:46:17

Meanwhile his friend completed his first hole after seven weeks with a snooker cue.

07/01/19 12:30:21

Computer says noooooooo!

03/01/19 8:12:18

It's not the first pussy i've seen with weird looking lips.

02/01/19 9:23:40

Rottenweilers

01/01/19 20:02:05

Balance,sing,act.

01/01/19 12:11:16

He looks tyred and exhausted.

29/12/18 8:34:50

Poor old New knew it was this or Tesco burgers.

29/12/18 8:32:53

I knew this photo would stirrup good captions.

29/12/18 8:31:08

Which cat had the catnip?

28/12/18 8:04:45

Tongue n groove

27/12/18 12:00:15

Birds dream topiary.

23/12/18 20:58:35

Pursed lips.

23/12/18 12:06:47

A drop in the ocean.

23/12/18 8:00:20

Santa needs to get a move on after his lovely big plate of venison and all the trimmings.

22/12/18 8:00:58

Hoe hoe hoe!

21/12/18 8:01:20

"If you serve an ace here it'll be my two balls resting on your chin tonight"

20/12/18 8:01:17

Tackety boots.

19/12/18 12:16:37

Toe junction.

18/12/18 20:08:23

Sing when you're whining

17/12/18 8:05:15

Talent spotter

17/12/18 8:02:06

Alone shark

15/12/18 12:00:40

Young xao wong screamed "God shave me" as she fell over the edge and luckily woke in a barbers chair.

14/12/18 9:28:02

Slumbear

12/12/18 20:02:27

"Get your bear ass off my couch!"

12/12/18 20:01:22

Couch pawtato

12/12/18 20:00:29

Billy shops at Aldi as it isn't too hard-on his wallet.

06/12/18 9:59:42

Growceries.

06/12/18 9:58:26

Pauly stood between his squabbling siblings as he could see there was a bit of needle between them.

04/12/18 20:16:08

'Grow grow grow your boat gently down the stream'

04/12/18 20:08:21

"Fir fu*k sake you've got us lost!"

04/12/18 20:06:49

The penguins were pining for the north pole.

04/12/18 20:05:51

Pussayyy patrol

28/11/18 14:07:04

"Why I doesn't understands why you're still sick a fat fucker smokin all dem cigarettes"

26/11/18 20:07:59

Wife: "Doctor says I ain't to touch anything alcoholic ever again."
Man: "So you're telling me you wanna divorce then?"

26/11/18 20:01:51

Tom is feline tired.

26/11/18 12:01:58

Scaredy cat

26/11/18 12:00:14

Snap happy.

25/11/18 15:57:02

Teenage mutant ninja turtle.

23/11/18 20:54:13

George the cat was having trouble trying to swallow next doors missing snake.

21/11/18 8:05:09

On a bin outside an STI clinic, Tom can definitely smell lots of white mice in here.

21/11/18 8:02:57

Clipper tea.

19/11/18 15:33:14

"Mako cup o tea, Paddy"

18/11/18 9:03:17

"I might have a fly shit in there"

15/11/18 12:57:49

The front door leads up to the stares.

14/11/18 20:05:56

Facia

14/11/18 20:02:45

Spandex ballet.

13/11/18 20:01:28

Dear childline my daddy is entering stephen merchant lookalike competishuns and im hungry

13/11/18 12:08:57

Selfie stick

13/11/18 12:00:29

My truck is so economical I put ten dollars worth of gas in it in 2013.

12/11/18 12:20:55

Jeff was trying to pick up some work.

12/11/18 12:16:06

"You whant to see some puppies?"

12/11/18 8:04:09

I think this costume has a better chance of writing a good caption to this than me.

12/11/18 8:01:37

Mavis assumed this is where Beryl meant when she said she'd meet her at the bodyshop.

11/11/18 20:09:10

Ripped and curled.

11/11/18 20:01:37

I'm sure she had a fly look.

11/11/18 20:01:00

Statue Tory RIGHT!

11/11/18 12:14:07

Tin soldiers.

11/11/18 12:09:09

It's best to rest your beef.

11/11/18 12:01:21

... or you could just prohibit your dog from licking his own clackerbag and eating his own shite.

11/11/18 10:32:37

Yeah big biceps but obviously had a wee calf school.

10/11/18 20:31:11

I'll weight until I come back from the Jim too see how many votes I got.

10/11/18 20:00:56

The royal yacht shitannica.

10/11/18 12:00:29

Headlamps

09/11/18 20:01:36

Pussies always look better in a half light.

08/11/18 16:35:28

That fence reminds me of me at the nightclub last saturday... Straight with pussy clinging to me.

08/11/18 9:10:38

Tom went out for a walk to clear his head.

07/11/18 13:03:36

Welcome to filladelphia!

07/11/18 12:11:11

Her expression says 'I just silently farted' but her eyebrows say 'im an arsehole idiot'.

06/11/18 12:56:02

Forrest punk.

06/11/18 8:03:00

Mavis now thinks her tinder settings were wrong.

06/11/18 8:01:40

Flop gear.

05/11/18 20:05:30

Parliament claws.

04/11/18 12:45:47

'Not' smashing pumpkins.

01/11/18 8:03:08

No need to wipe when you shit out a ghostie.

31/10/18 8:03:10

'Ring' sting.

31/10/18 8:00:43

If only she knew that the cup under her left armpit was used for picking up a massive dog shit.

30/10/18 15:42:51

If I were a seagull I could see her titties.

30/10/18 12:18:46

Jumpsuit

30/10/18 8:00:37

Hare style

30/10/18 8:00:22

One of the Leicester chairmans friends had a lucky escape.

29/10/18 20:28:17