
Craig Eddsenior
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I'm the author of 8:06:16. No problem for me either. Appreciate anon's nod suggestion, but I think this one is fairly distinct from mine. Had it been a poisonous axolotl ...
7:18pm
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'Visitors to local beach warned of escaped black, poisonous salamander seen diving into peoples boats' [Zak Toby1998]
Was that his name??
7:05pm
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I had my fingers in a fat hairy monster last night too whose eyes weren't much straighter. Not really a caption i'm just letting my fellow captioneers know i'm quitting Jack Daniels. [Zak Toby1998]
It helps to tie a string around your digit.
11:39am
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"Shit, I keep forgetting i'm gay" [Zak Toby1998]
¯\_( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ)_/¯
8:48pm
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He thinks he's a persian [Zak Toby1998]
Imagine if Boris did Babybel adverts
4:35pm
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"Bwa Bwa aaaaaa Bwa ba ba Bwa schaaa Bwa aaaaa"
"Is your imaginary motorcycle a Harley Davison, Boris?"
"No no I was just trying to say, bloody chuffed to be out riding with you, Mr Schwarzenneger!" [Zak Toby1998]
"Melania, I think I had my drink spiked and I started hallucinating so that's why I started repeating "Stop the Steal! Stop the Steal!" and then later I found out that they'd stormed the US Capitol building. I think the entire mob had had their drinks spiked too and they were hallucinating that the Democrats were holding hostage a giant pink Republican elephant in the US Capitol so they were trying to liberate it..."
8:53am
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"I think I've had my drink spiked and I'm hallucinating, Melania, I'm sure of it"
"What makes you think that, Donald?"
"Well... You never had a wart on your cock before" [Zak Toby1998]
That's a better excuse, Glyn, than the one they ultimately came up with.
2:17pm
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"I think I've had my drink spiked and I'm hallucinating, Melania, I'm sure of it"
"What makes you think that, Donald?"
"Well... You never had a wart on your cock before" [Zak Toby1998]
I don't think she'll let you climb back into the womb so you can protect yourself.
7:19pm
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Stronger than a tiger, braver than ten lions, faster than a pu... BANG!... i want my mummy! [Craig Eddsenior]
Perhaps a nod to 8:19:14
8:23am
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Chronic the hedgehog [Craig Eddsenior]
His naps last eight hours?
9:39pm
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Paul is allowed to have a nap at work. It's his dream job. [Craig Eddsenior]