My new home is growing on me.

26/11/18 8:11:21

Super king cobra.

30/10/18 20:14:37

Headlights

09/11/18 20:00:16

The bike thief was eventually busted.

25/11/18 8:49:08

He couldn't workout how to spell properly.

10/11/18 22:30:21

I hate bloody clowns.

09/11/18 8:01:41

Purrfect ten.

04/11/18 12:00:43

Brad was hoping not to bump into any pricks today.

07/11/18 12:13:10

"Everyone stand if you believe in wearing Asda jeans and Primark t-shirts wooooh!"

07/11/18 8:53:11

"Use your clutch properly, Moira, you're coasting"

05/11/18 15:20:30

"Sniff, sniff, sniff... Mum?

04/11/18 22:24:15

Stackosaurus

05/12/18 12:01:30

Leaf by the back door.

26/11/18 8:12:17

"Ermmm... dave, that wasn't a brown trout you just ate"

15/11/18 12:53:34

Keep your ring clean with Zivic soap.

08/11/18 20:02:10

"So, wots ya favourite position?"
"ooh I love reclining on my favourite chair watching the chase"

06/11/18 8:24:12

Stevie Wonder is struggling in his new job after retiring from the music scene.

05/11/18 9:42:10

This alligator is amanita.

25/11/18 12:15:19

Like all coronation street extras you eventually end up on the scrap heap.

21/11/18 8:01:10

Marti returns to leafy suburbia in 'Back to the future part 4!'

19/11/18 8:01:58

CAR casses

12/11/18 20:07:04

Education IS important but a floppy penis is impotenter.

10/11/18 22:33:40

Silliest game of 'guess who' ever.

10/11/18 10:01:29

"Wait till we get back and show mum the tree we got in the sail"

04/12/18 20:22:29

The eyes are the windows to the soul.

14/11/18 20:04:51

Our house has a lovely view.

14/11/18 20:03:54

Primary colours

14/11/18 9:17:41

Gordon Ramsay is a knob.

12/11/18 20:07:46

Lean beef

11/11/18 12:00:14

It's sister ship 'kingssavile' was sunk by greenpeace as a Japanese whaling boat with nine dead whales was allowed on its way.

10/11/18 16:05:48

Looks like someone has went for his juggler.

09/11/18 8:00:38

George foam man.

08/11/18 20:08:27

It's ok i'll make it round I drive a mercedes sea class.

05/11/18 15:24:16

After four weeks, Dave's micro pig needs to go.

04/11/18 22:26:45

After Theresa May's speech calamity, someone is back with her tongue.

04/11/18 14:09:24

They ran out of beagles at the laboratory.

30/10/18 20:17:37

Slumbear

Wed 20:02:27

"Get your bear ass off my couch!"

Wed 20:01:22

Couch pawtato

Wed 20:00:29

Billy shops at Aldi as it isn't too hard-on his wallet.

06/12/18 9:59:42

Growceries.

06/12/18 9:58:26

Pauly stood between his squabbling siblings as he could see there was a bit of needle between them.

04/12/18 20:16:08

'Grow grow grow your boat gently down the stream'

04/12/18 20:08:21

"Fir fu*k sake you've got us lost!"

04/12/18 20:06:49

The penguins were pining for the north pole.

04/12/18 20:05:51

Pussayyy patrol

28/11/18 14:07:04

"Why I doesn't understands why you're still sick a fat fucker smokin all dem cigarettes"

26/11/18 20:07:59

Wife: "Doctor says I ain't to touch anything alcoholic ever again."
Man: "So you're telling me you wanna divorce then?"

26/11/18 20:01:51

Tom is feline tired.

26/11/18 12:01:58

Scaredy cat

26/11/18 12:00:14