Pooched eggs.

01/01/19 20:00:30

My new home is growing on me.

26/11/18 8:11:21

Super king cobra.

30/10/18 20:14:37

They never did find the 1956 hide and seek champion.

16/12/18 20:01:45

Headlights

09/11/18 20:00:16

The others had no idea what the Y.M.C.A was.

28/12/18 8:13:44

The bike thief was eventually busted.

25/11/18 8:49:08

He couldn't workout how to spell properly.

10/11/18 22:30:21

My Sweet Lord.

24/12/18 20:14:05

"Dave, you're going to kill yourself!"
"Oh don't be daft i only smoke five a day!"

20/12/18 20:03:52

I hate bloody clowns.

09/11/18 8:01:41

Poor sole.

19/12/18 12:18:50

Purrfect ten.

04/11/18 12:00:43

Unchained melody

17/12/18 8:07:30

Brad was hoping not to bump into any pricks today.

07/11/18 12:13:10

"Everyone stand if you believe in wearing Asda jeans and Primark t-shirts wooooh!"

07/11/18 8:53:11

"Use your clutch properly, Moira, you're coasting"

05/11/18 15:20:30

Santa's chopper is next to his sack.

22/12/18 8:04:00

What a paw performance.

17/12/18 8:29:27

"Sniff, sniff, sniff... Mum?

04/11/18 22:24:15

I'll have two slippery nipples please!

01/01/19 12:08:58

'row row row your boat, gently up the... Shit!

23/12/18 8:01:17

Hairy Connick junior

17/12/18 8:00:32

Mary wont fly with Ryanair again.

14/12/18 9:16:40

Stackosaurus

05/12/18 12:01:30

Leaf by the back door.

26/11/18 8:12:17

"Ermmm... dave, that wasn't a brown trout you just ate"

15/11/18 12:53:34

Keep your ring clean with Zivic soap.

08/11/18 20:02:10

"So, wots ya favourite position?"
"ooh I love reclining on my favourite chair watching the chase"

06/11/18 8:24:12

Stevie Wonder is struggling in his new job after retiring from the music scene.

05/11/18 9:42:10

Gillder

28/12/18 12:01:30

Bank fishing

28/12/18 12:00:42

The worst taste in decor I've ever seen

27/12/18 12:00:44

This alligator is amanita.

25/11/18 12:15:19

Like all coronation street extras you eventually end up on the scrap heap.

21/11/18 8:01:10

Marti returns to leafy suburbia in 'Back to the future part 4!'

19/11/18 8:01:58

CAR casses

12/11/18 20:07:04

Education IS important but a floppy penis is impotenter.

10/11/18 22:33:40

Silliest game of 'guess who' ever.

10/11/18 10:01:29

Elvis arm presley.

03/01/19 22:47:09

Rottfowlers

01/01/19 20:03:37

I'm just adding a caption for the halibut.

28/12/18 12:06:07

One skin... Two skin... Three skin... RARRRRR!

19/12/18 8:58:47

Chuckleberry fin

15/12/18 12:01:33

"Wait till we get back and show mum the tree we got in the sail"

04/12/18 20:22:29

The eyes are the windows to the soul.

14/11/18 20:04:51

Our house has a lovely view.

14/11/18 20:03:54

Primary colours

14/11/18 9:17:41

Gordon Ramsay is a knob.

12/11/18 20:07:46

Lean beef

11/11/18 12:00:14