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"What's for tea?""Salad"
29/09/21 8:04:56
Is it just me or are these Pot Noodle sauce sachets getting harder to open?
29/09/21 8:06:57
- I thought you were cooking fish??- I am. It's called Jackson Pollock
29/09/21 8:24:07
"WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE TO OUR KITCHEN?!!!!!!!""Sorry darling, making petrol from sugar isn't as easy as I thought."
29/09/21 8:00:10
"Guys, you know that deposit that the landlord was due to pay us back tomorrow...?"
29/09/21 8:16:42
''Is that a rat in the corner, darling?''''No, they moved out last week.''
29/09/21 8:25:12
"So what do you think of my cooking?""Well, the sausages were dynamite!"
29/09/21 8:15:44
"Sorry babe. Jamie Oliver made it look so easy."
29/09/21 8:45:44
"...and here's your 5 star food hygiene rating.""Thanks very much inspector. Here's your fifty quid"
29/09/21 8:41:39
The Blast Supper
29/09/21 8:20:58
On this weeks episode of job swap. Boris Johnson and Gordon Ramsey.
29/09/21 10:58:21
*Ding dong*"Who the hell can that be at 8am on a Sunday morning? Hope it's nobody we know because we haven't tidied up. I'll peek behind the curtains....DAVE...IT'S YOUR PARENTS"
29/09/21 8:34:01
When you're doing your initial online job interview for head chef and then your Zoom background fails.
29/09/21 8:25:40
Flying pan
29/09/21 8:01:12
Aga lout
29/09/21 9:58:22
"Excuse me sir, you can't come in here. Can't you see it says 'Staff Only'? Please wait in the clean front area of the shop and we'll bring your Chinese takeaway out when it's ready."
29/09/21 8:18:23
The Wife’s cooking is so bad even the pans can suffer from explosive diarrhea.
29/09/21 8:13:46
"Oh look darling, you forgot to light the gas. Let me hel..."
29/09/21 8:10:37
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