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What the hell is Sambuchino, and why is throwing it at gnomes a good defence?

31/08/22 7:10:06

Many people refer to these objects as garden elves. I'm afraid that this is something of a misgnomer.

31/08/22 7:56:34, edited: 31/08/22 8:00:39

Resistance is futile. There is gnomeans of escape.

31/08/22 9:24:14

How to survive a garden gnome attack:

Sell your house and become gnomeless.

31/08/22 7:19:30

Elf defence book

31/08/22 7:03:13

Defence Method #1: Concrete
(See yesterday's illustration.)

31/08/22 13:33:29

clever

You will hear them coming, but only if you listen out for nomes.

31/08/22 7:56:10

I keep the numbers down by carelessly whizzing round with the strimmer

31/08/22 7:23:43

Fishing scam

31/08/22 7:11:45

After suffering through all of these gnome puns I'll actually be glad if one of them kills me.

31/08/22 7:07:24