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Kale Mary
27/05/22 8:00:10
Pearl has a look of melon cauli.
27/05/22 10:42:06
"Oh no, I think I'm getting a coleslaw."
27/05/22 8:15:57
Dave dumped her because she was so bad in bed. He said it was like making love to an iceberg.
27/05/22 8:01:26
"Do you mind? I'm just getting dressed."
27/05/22 8:00:47
"I'm sorry, but I couldn't eat anything with a face."
27/05/22 12:05:25
Gerald spent long, long, lonely hours at the allotment...
27/05/22 9:22:28
I'm embarrassed to admit my girlfriend has turned veggie
27/05/22 9:09:34
At least you can’t see the vegina.
27/05/22 8:48:15
We had a whirlwind romance but sadly after 3 days she went off
27/05/22 8:28:23
The Lady of Shallot
27/05/22 8:00:15
It’s every bloody time, as soon as I put some healthy in front of the kids they create.
27/05/22 10:06:43
Many men have tried to bed her but only old Joe from the allotments was successful.
27/05/22 8:13:28
There are side-effects to long-term veganism.
27/05/22 8:06:45
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