super vote: ( left this week)
This photo is more than three days old, so captioning is over
"OK which one of you put Viagra in Barry's cocoa the undertakers now can't shut the coffin lid."
22/01/22 20:47:15
*At the home for retired captioneers*"Hey Sandra, ol' Norman's fallen asleep again. Can you wake him up please? It's Mabel's birthday party.""Sure, shall I try the sound of a lol supervote?""That'll do the trick."
22/01/22 23:45:52
"Yes I know I'm only here because my family don't want me at home but at least it's a job."
22/01/22 21:24:17
"It's such a shame my family couldn't be here due to the ongoing Covid restrictions.""It's 2028, Dave, Covid's been gone for 5 years ... Anyway, Happy Birthday!"
22/01/22 20:12:44
''Where are the rest of the staff, Jane?''''Nice one, Bert. You may be getting on in life but you've never lost your sense of humour.''
22/01/22 20:02:06
"Right you lot which one of you is it singing You're getting sacked in the morning everytime I pass the door?"
22/01/22 21:20:24
“No, no Bingo today; captioning.”“What in tarnation is captioning?!”
22/01/22 20:58:33
"Anyone fancy a game of Twister?"
22/01/22 22:15:32
''I'm getting worried nurse. I keep posting the same caption over and over again.''''You may have dementia.''''That sounds bad. How will I recognise it?''
22/01/22 20:46:01
Photo emerges of the only party from the last 2 years not attended by a member of Downing Street.
22/01/22 20:15:34
We have some bad news, As from next week you family's can come and see you again.
22/01/22 20:45:09
We asked care home residents what they really wanted for Christmas?Lock Picks was the top answer.
22/01/22 21:27:33
"After throwing this party for you all I can now die happy, having spent the last of my kids inheritance. "
22/01/22 21:18:26
"Let's party like we're 90-99!"
22/01/22 20:23:09
“What’s happening?”“It’s your birthday Tom.”“Is it? oh yeah, so it is.”“So, happy birthday.”“What? who’s birthday is it then?”
22/01/22 20:02:44
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