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James Lennox Vote score: 8974James Lennox

"Sorry to intrude, but could I please have my rubber bone back?"

19/07/21 8:07:59

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15811Dave Bryan

''It's the plumber. I've told him to come up.''

19/07/21 8:25:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15811Dave Bryan

WOMAN'S BEST FRIEND

''Would you like me to fetch you a glass of wine?''

19/07/21 8:12:40

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I've just remarked that I've never had a glass of wine in the bath. Daughter's just reminded me that I take showers. LOL --Vivvy En
Nina Dutton Vote score: 637Nina Dutton

"Darling I know we're saving money, but you didn't need to use the same bath water after Fido."

19/07/21 8:18:01

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

Radogs

19/07/21 8:41:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

Why does the buzzing stop when she sees me

19/07/21 8:40:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 15811Dave Bryan

''So that's why he married her.''

19/07/21 8:25:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"C'mon, hurry up! I was supposed to be meeting Bella on the common ten minutes ago."

19/07/21 8:22:54

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

Your dog is loyal and will never judge you, thought Sally after jumping in the tub with no bubble bath following a lunch of beans on toast.

19/07/21 9:36:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

The Hound of the Bathkervilles

19/07/21 8:00:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21842John Glover

"Why is she hiding a hedgehog between her legs ?"

19/07/21 12:55:22

 
The Wolf Vote score: 13281The Wolf

"NO CHARLIE......."

*1 minute earlier*
It's been a busy day. As a dog trainer, I've just taken on a new project, Charlie. He's so good already and follows everything I do. I sit, he sits. I run, he runs. I eat, he eats. Time to soak in the bath now though and relax, although I need a wee and can't be bothered to get up. Sod it, I'm single, who cares. What's the worst that can happen...

19/07/21 9:46:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

*thinks* I wonder if she'll notice if I start humping her legs.

19/07/21 8:16:21

 
Mark England Vote score: 18712Mark England

"How long you gonna be? I'm starving"

19/07/21 8:05:31

 
Ryan F Vote score: 137Ryan F

Mom????

What now??

Nothing love you.

19/07/21 17:05:46

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12004Neil Mackenzie

I didn’t see you roll in the cow shit.

19/07/21 16:35:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12093Mr Dome

'Wowlw very impressive crotch but boy do your legs look feminine, Dave'

19/07/21 15:09:00

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

"Our ‘peeper’ is male, 6 foot 1, naked...and 'BLIND as a bat.' "

19/07/21 11:22:22

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6889Greg Curtis

Ruff Water

19/07/21 11:08:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

"It's the only way I can get him to have a bath."

19/07/21 10:29:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

"I think I must have some pekingknees in me."

19/07/21 10:16:46

 
stone face Vote score: 9861stone face

The wonderful world of cats and dogs...

19/07/21 10:15:04

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5414Chris Halliwell

Dog: The Blind man's here.
Woman in bath: Okay tell him to come in.
Blind man: Nice tits love, where do you want this blind?

19/07/21 9:55:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34339Tony Edwards

"It's time for my walk."

19/07/21 9:50:00

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

(*We've secretly taken all the blue out of this picture. Let's see if anyone notices.)

19/07/21 9:43:41

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

"Oh no, please don't. I already did that outside in the snow and got in lots of trouble for it.
They said there was a sign or something. Do I look smart enough to read it? Don't answer that."

19/07/21 9:37:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2961Willie Johnson

"What are you doing in there."
"Uh, the backstroke, isn't it obvious?"

19/07/21 9:29:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25588Ian Skelding

"Tom, get your Dog out of here."
"Sorry about that love, he was just after your pussy."

19/07/21 8:47:03

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8297Glyn Evans

I'd be anxious if I was in her position, that isn't a bubble bath - it's foam from Rex's rabies.

19/07/21 8:39:24

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8098Vivvy En

"Ha, found you! You're not trying to mask your scent perchance?"

19/07/21 8:26:10

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Well, maybe if you had installed a door for me, I wouldn't have shit in the kitchen."

19/07/21 8:10:10

 
Al Overy Vote score: 6849Al Overy

The Bites Motel

19/07/21 8:09:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 17959Stephen Bean

The growl and the bubbly twat

19/07/21 8:02:21

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8539Hercules Rockefeller

"Human, are you drowning? I'll save you!"

19/07/21 8:01:50

 
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