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It's good to get all your kids round for Christmas.
09/12/21 8:07:19
🎵 It's my party and I'll lie if I want to 🎵
09/12/21 8:51:27
Muppet - Christmas Carol.
09/12/21 8:24:19
"Please give generously, it's for a good cause. Carrie wants some new curtains."
09/12/21 9:32:58
"Sing faster! I've got an illegal party to get to," said Boris.
09/12/21 8:00:12
In the bleak mid winterPeople made to moanEarth was in pandemicRules were writ in stoneWhile the hordes had fallenTory parties flowedIn the bleak mid winterNot so long ago..
09/12/21 8:00:35
'Why don't you all just fuck off!', said the kids to the Tories
09/12/21 9:05:07
"Bloody marvellous bash but where's David Cameron? I need to get back to city hall.""No sir, you live here and you're the Prime Minister.""Am I really? That's bloody exciting news. Get President Obama on the phone. Have we left the European Union yet? And what's this Covid all about? Can I have some candy floss?"
09/12/21 9:22:07
'Twat the night before Christmas
09/12/21 9:05:27
Stop staring at his hair.
09/12/21 8:14:05
The Wally and the Ivy
09/12/21 8:04:17
"Right everyone, let's go waffling.""I think you mean 'wassailing'.""I know what I said."
09/12/21 13:01:12
Jane was excited to see Wurzel Gummidge.
09/12/21 11:11:18
"Once in errrrrr royal David's errrrrrr city, stood errrrrrr lowly cattle errrrrrr."
09/12/21 9:14:21
♫ Ding dong merrily on lie ♫
09/12/21 8:00:14
With a bit of creativity from photoshop Boris seems to have an alibi.
09/12/21 23:01:20
Ok, that's the photo, now tell them Santa's round the corner.
09/12/21 12:16:52
The Brex Factor
09/12/21 8:09:35
"There was no Carol singers outside number 10 and if there was which there wasn't they were all socially distanced , if they had been there in the 1st place."
09/12/21 8:05:01
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