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	lol creative “Oh, that was the piece I wanted…” 29/09/22 12:46:51	22

	clever x2 Just enter your pin now 01/03/23 8:04:39	21

	lol clever On the German National Grid, many Hans make light work. 08/10/22 12:02:10	21

	The perfect office chair for a dead end job. 25/09/22 8:05:20	21

	Looks like the drink has gone to his head. 27/01/23 20:16:40	20

	Please take your litter home 24/12/22 8:02:14	18

	Dave regretted responding to the ‘90% off!’ haircut advertisement. 10/07/22 20:26:35	18

	Global Warning 01/02/23 8:01:57	17

	BBQs currently £1 at Aldi. 15/11/22 8:00:54	17

	For those carpenters who like to bury themselves in their work. 11/09/22 12:04:51	17

	That jumper is an eyeful 11/09/22 8:00:44	17

	Evidence mounts that Dalmatians are being given steroids. 17/10/22 12:07:50	16

	I was putting on my clothes this morning but I Gotham mixed up. 26/06/22 8:11:46	16

	Pete felt rather scammed after being asked if he wanted to sleep with Margarita 04/02/23 8:01:29	15

	Best office shredder of 2023 10/01/23 12:03:09	15

	"This is one of my sprouts. You should see my cabbages!" 02/12/22 12:00:11	1 15

	You should take that washing in, it’s about to reindeer 25/01/23 8:00:09	1 14

	You know you’re in trouble when even your therapist needs a glass of wine during your session. 16/09/22 21:01:33	14

	Crimes Against Shoemanity 10/02/23 8:02:14	13

	The path of leashed resistance 23/01/23 14:00:35	13

	Police officer: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son has been troubling the fire brigade". Parents: "Arson?" Police officer: "Yes, your son!" 10/01/23 20:00:11	13

	creative Enjoying the soda stream. 29/10/22 8:10:26	13

	Sun rise at the crack of Dawn 15/10/22 20:01:07	13

	Proof that gin and Ebay don't mix. 10/10/22 13:04:50, edited: 10/10/22 13:05:00	13

	The pilot was stoned again 24/02/23 12:04:59	12

	"Doctor, it hurts when I do this..." 01/02/23 20:09:22	12

	The outcome of this competition is a dead giveaway 15/01/23 12:32:57, edited: 17/01/23 19:13:21	12

	And they're neck and neck and neck and neck ... 06/01/23 22:07:06	12

	My, that shaving foam sure goes a long way. 29/12/22 12:42:27	12

	Winners of the ‘strongest men’ competition manage to hurl sofa up to their friends on the balcony 28/12/22 8:00:24	2 12
One of them said "I'm going to hurl", and threw up the couch. --Willie Johnson
	I bought this chair from a chain store 25/12/22 8:24:04, edited: 25/12/22 8:24:40	12

	Sometimes I worry about my work life balance. 28/08/22 8:05:09	12

	Caught! The bubble gum thief. 03/08/22 12:01:59	12

	It says, “Can be assembled by a 5 year old child.” Can you pop out and find me one? 13/07/22 12:03:38	12

	clever Crocodile tiers 01/03/23 23:52:41	11

	The photographer wanted to capture the shiny dome on top, and the building too 15/01/23 8:01:14	11

	His parenting leaves a latte to be desired. 04/09/22 8:01:15	11

	clever Onocatopoeia. No, really, it is. 10/08/22 8:03:00	4 11
It took me a minute to realise it was a play on onomatopoeia. Ouch! --Glyn Evans
	After switching the sign in the fruit and veg aisle, Dave wreaked havoc by switching the Brillo Pad and toilet paper signs.... 10/07/22 8:02:15	11

	Hands up if you're getting sycamore tree puns.... 04/07/22 12:24:26	6 11
What acorny one --Mr Dome
	John was accused of taking crucial evidence from the crime scene but he insisted it was a stitch up. 29/06/22 8:01:36	11

	The old lady in Flat 56 hadn't responded well when Spiderman arrived in his new camouflage outfit. 12/03/23 8:00:37	10

	Looking back on London Fashion Week, 2020 06/01/23 12:01:15	10

	A new way to tackle mobile phone addictions. 30/09/22 13:25:14	10

	After a brief stint as a fire warden, he thought he'd try his luck as a conductor 14/06/22 22:09:48	10

	Jack in a box 14/03/23 8:00:12	9

	"No, no, no, Max, we said SIT!" 04/03/23 8:38:04	9

	Don't you know, it's not safe to drive in high heels. 14/02/23 13:48:38	9

	My mum said, "You'll grow into it." 18/11/22 12:00:11	9

	For my magic trick, I’m going to make this mouse in my hands disappear… 07/11/22 8:00:08	1 9
Mittens Got Talent --Dave Bryan
	There must be some benefit to these shoes, but I will have to mullet over. 14/09/22 20:31:58	1 9
Fringe benefits? --Karen Oakenfull
	clever Rome wasn't built in a day. But it can be destroyed in one. 21/08/22 8:36:39	9

	I’ve got a feeling these two will stick together. 06/07/22 8:05:41	9

	clever Not the first time Clarkson has had a P45 11/03/23 13:43:09, edited: 11/03/23 15:13:57	8

	Long time no C 21/02/23 8:11:58	8

	Sorry boss, it was the only letters we had left. 27/01/23 8:00:42	8

	Anyone for water polo? 22/11/22 8:01:27	8

	I know I'm on the large side, Doctor, but I feel like there's a thin person inside me that's trying to get out. 18/11/22 8:00:10	8

	The last of the summer pine 01/11/22 12:21:43	8

	Live and let dine 11/10/22 8:03:31	8

	When the dentist said ‘floss between your teeth’, this isn’t what he meant. 09/10/22 20:00:13	8

	Can’t believe how long I’ve been waiting for this bus to the hairdressers 17/08/22 12:09:48	8

	Bill smirked as he fed the Apple to the goat 23/07/22 8:00:11	8

	During a game of hide and seek, Bob wished he had been a whippet. 01/07/22 8:03:54	8

	I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything that we do 09/03/23 8:00:41	7

	Bark and ride 12/02/23 8:01:05	7

	New series of Antiques Roadshow takes dark turn. 07/02/23 20:01:49	7

	How beautiful the world looks when you stop seeing things in black and white 20/01/23 8:04:30	7

	Where are the ladders? 17/01/23 8:00:09	7

	New dress from Hobbs 05/01/23 8:04:01	7

	Shampoodle 10/12/22 21:01:37	7

	It was at that moment Dave felt a sneeze coming on. 28/11/22 8:00:33	7

	Old Tibetan constipation cure 28/11/22 8:00:12	7

	Alice was struggling after going cold turkey. 12/11/22 8:21:19	7

	Beyonce crossed with a coffee-Bean: The single latte 31/10/22 12:00:15	7

	When the team won, they raised the woof. 29/10/22 20:45:58	7

	You're a little carbon copy of your dad. 11/10/22 12:08:19	7

	Cyberwomen are a bit more fun than Cybermen. 08/10/22 20:22:27	7

	clever “Tell me again why you had to send so many men out on this job?” “Sorry Boss, Anna was on her tea break…” 08/10/22 12:03:15	7

	…And if you get cold at night, there's a spare blanket in the wardrobe and a woolly jumper on the bed. 27/09/22 20:22:02	7

	Isn't this every parent after hosting a children's birthday party? 22/09/22 8:00:14	7

	The race was going well until we ran out of juice! 04/06/22 19:06:53	7

	No parking on the yellow lions 14/01/23 12:00:14	6

	So bad they needed to photoshop the boy's mouth on the advert to make it look like he was actually drinking it. 11/01/23 8:04:50	6

	Schrodinger had experienced such a surprise when he opened his box 07/01/23 12:00:09, edited: 07/01/23 12:21:41	6

	Hey, all I said was that your spray tan was maybe a bit over the top!! 31/12/22 12:01:37	6

	"Be patient Elspeth, it needs time to defrost" 16/12/22 8:00:10, edited: 16/12/22 8:01:22	6

	Creature of habit 30/11/22 8:07:43	6

	Hippo:"I don't know why I bother eating heron, it's always a tough bill to swallow." 07/11/22 20:04:03	6

	Great newspaper article: ‘Is global warming real?’ 08/10/22 8:12:43	1 6

	A penguin attending a Conference 07/10/22 20:00:33	6

	A card-io workout in progress. 05/09/22 8:07:13	6

	He had clawed his way to the top. 19/07/22 20:00:17	6

	How would you like your roots? 19/06/22 12:39:14	6

	The children are having the last laugh, they know little Bobby peed in there earlier... 10/03/23 20:00:27	5

	Steve wasn’t quite over the break-up yet. 01/03/23 8:03:39	5

	Mr T and Ice T: The start of a brew-tea-ful friendship. 24/02/23 20:38:44	5

	clever “What’s the big dill?” 18/02/23 12:00:12	2 5

	His parents told him he couldn’t get his eyebrow pierced, so he didn’t. 26/01/23 8:00:50	5

	creative Wednesday Addams replaces the garden gnomes with new decor 14/01/23 8:00:17	5

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