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‘Your breath smells like nuts.’ “It’s Ken’s birthday.”
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C CaMel Vote score: 8047C CaMel

‘Your breath smells like nuts.’
“It’s Ken’s birthday.”

24/11/21 12:02:02

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 22101Troompa Loompa

Aussies love to put their roadkill on the barbie.

24/11/21 12:08:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 8558Vivvy En

"Just give me the keys, lady, and this won't get violent."

24/11/21 12:04:32

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 3994Mark Wilson

Not every frog you kiss turns into a prince

24/11/21 16:55:37

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

"Pssst, I don't wanna make a scene but you tell that son of a bitch Ken that if I don't get the hundred he owes me for the cocaine, I'm gonna kick him where his balls should be."

24/11/21 12:01:57

 
Al Overy Vote score: 9010Al Overy

"Pssst. Wanna hear acorny joke?"

24/11/21 12:00:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 16531Vanessa the Guesser

Love conkers all

24/11/21 12:00:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20248Stephen Bean

Squirrel NutKen

24/11/21 12:00:06

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8950Glyn Evans

"That's not what a real acorn looks like"

24/11/21 19:57:35

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 12401Neil Mackenzie

Help! Please help. Action Man has kidnapped Ken. I will have to pay the ransom because rescuing him is Mission Impossible.
Wait a minute so Action Man took him up a eight foot pole, across twenty feet of washing line, jumped ten feet to a four by four inch platform across another twenty feet of line and tied him to the bird feeder?
Yes.
OK play the music Den den den den …

24/11/21 16:47:15

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 4327Scrijjy Doo

Beastiality Barbie
(Donkey sold separately)

24/11/21 15:37:31

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8892Hercules Rockefeller

♫ Squirrels just wanna have fun. ♫

24/11/21 15:02:47

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1512alexandra ball

She's driving me nuts!

24/11/21 14:46:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 20248Stephen Bean

Snog Drey Afternoon

24/11/21 12:48:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17974Dave Bryan

''Stop pawing me, Ken. You're behaving like an animal.''

24/11/21 12:45:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34791Tony Edwards

"You're wasting your time there mate, she ain't got the brains God gave a squirrel."

24/11/21 12:25:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

"Fancy a ride?"

New for Christmas 2021. Scooter riding, sexually suggestive and Squirrel snogging Barbie. Comes with replacement wheels, nose and butt plug.

24/11/21 12:19:37

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 12755Mr Dome

I've seen your house, now it's my turn to show you my wood

24/11/21 12:12:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 14217The Wolf

1 hour later.

"Ok Barbie. I love you and I'm not angry but I'm just trying to get my head around what you're telling me here. So let's start from the beginning. You said, Hi Mr Squirrel. Then what happened?..."

24/11/21 12:01:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 17974Dave Bryan

''She just can't keep her hands off my nuts.''

24/11/21 12:00:12

 
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