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This kind of behaviour in public doesnt bother me. I just turn a blind eye to it.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''This kind of behaviour in public doesn't bother me. I just turn a blind eye to it.''

04/05/22 20:11:54

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John  Glover Vote score: 22468John Glover

"Bugger, there was no need for him to hit me, all I said was 'After you mate."

04/05/22 21:18:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17185Dan Nicholls

"Woah, watch out with those shoes, you'll have somebody's eye ou...oh".

04/05/22 20:42:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17185Dan Nicholls

Eye do

04/05/22 20:09:52

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1817alexandra ball

It was worth risking one eye.

04/05/22 20:00:35

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 9657Hercules Rockefeller

♫ When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. ♫

04/05/22 20:10:32

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 7012Karyn Harrison

"She's a sight for sore eyes!"

04/05/22 20:09:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 17185Dan Nicholls

"Nah, you crack on mate, I'll keep an eye out".

04/05/22 20:09:36

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5093Scrijjy Doo

"Nobody gets me Lucky Charms!"

05/05/22 2:39:36

 
Mark England Vote score: 19616Mark England

"I went in for laser eye surgery, but the bastards accidentally did the same eye twice"

04/05/22 20:58:33

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11214James Lennox

"Honey, I know Father Patrick gave us a wonderful ceremony, but can you ask him to piss off now?"

04/05/22 20:16:48

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 700Zak Toby1998

"So I says... murder her today and you'll be out in 20 years"
She didn't see the funny side"

04/05/22 20:01:00

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 7012Karyn Harrison

Lucky beggar!

04/05/22 20:33:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 17570Vanessa the Guesser

It's the groom who's punching.

04/05/22 20:32:30

 
Al Overy Vote score: 11699Al Overy

"Tell me, Conor McGregor, will you be making another UFC comeback?"

04/05/22 20:09:51

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 9537Vivvy En

The bride scrubbed up well, her father not so much.

04/05/22 20:05:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 20726Dave Bryan

''All the newly weds come here to put their padlocks on the railings. Sometimes they write messages on them like 'forever together'. Some of them even throw the key in the river. I told one bloke that he was being unduly optimistic. That's how I lost my eye. I spend most of my time begging on the bridge and when he returned with a locksmith two years later I repeated my comment.''

04/05/22 20:04:26

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 5093Scrijjy Doo

Something borrowed, a panhandler.

05/05/22 1:03:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22468John Glover

Bridging the gap.

04/05/22 22:15:45

 
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