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"Do you need a hand in there?"
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Al Overy Vote score: 12526Al Overy

"Do you need a hand in there?"

23/01/22 20:00:09

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Isuppose you could catch the 'clap' from a hand. --John Glover
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28556Ian Skelding

“Are you being perved?”

23/01/22 20:08:17

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6136Crunchy Chords

"...Okay, be honest,
darling, does this
make my arse look big?"

23/01/22 20:00:42

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28556Ian Skelding

Good customer cervix.

23/01/22 20:32:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"This is a bit tight. Can I try the next size up?"

23/01/22 20:00:12

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2188Glad You Remember

"Do you need a ha-"
"No no, I'm fine."

23/01/22 20:00:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8803C CaMel

‘Do you have any openings?’

23/01/22 21:03:37

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11516James Lennox

"I don't know about that shirt, but your prostate looks good."

23/01/22 20:24:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 25610Michael Winner

"Welcome to Customs."

23/01/22 20:06:59

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12526Al Overy

They're all full - which is a pain in the arse.

23/01/22 20:00:57

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 2188Glad You Remember

To make a good impression at my new job, I need to knuckle down.

23/01/22 20:00:25

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12526Al Overy

"Would you believe, I was stopped by security on the way out and accused of stealing! Apparently someone was missing a wristwatch!"

23/01/22 20:05:22

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12526Al Overy

"Mummy, why is someone shouting 'IT'S TOO BIG!'?"

23/01/22 20:02:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 23856Stephen Bean

White knuckle ride

23/01/22 23:23:01

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8803C CaMel

Cry before you Buy

23/01/22 20:54:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 14030Mr Dome

This area of Sports Direct is for pugilists

23/01/22 20:31:25

 
John  Glover Vote score: 22560John Glover

"No madam, Ben Dover is not my name."

23/01/22 20:25:25

 
C CaMel Vote score: 8803C CaMel

“No Dave, I said let’s try M&S.”

23/01/22 20:24:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 11516James Lennox

🎵 First floor: Telephones
Gents' ready-made suits
Shirts, socks, ties, hats
Underwear and 12 inch dildos
Going up 🎵

23/01/22 20:21:52

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

Happy Shopper.

23/01/22 20:18:15

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 7174Karyn Harrison

"What does C&A stand for Mummy?"

"Er... Clothing and Accessories dear."

23/01/22 20:14:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 28556Ian Skelding

“Where are all the customers?”
“They’re in there having fun with Mrs Slocombe’s pussy.”

23/01/22 20:13:54

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 6136Crunchy Chords

"I've always wanted to try going there, but... I'm afraid of my perineum splisting."

23/01/22 20:01:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

"Do you think I should try it on?"

"That's really not necessary madam considering my hand is already up your vagina."

23/01/22 20:00:55

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 6542Tosser Wivlov

They are always a tight fit.

23/01/22 20:00:28

 
Al Overy Vote score: 12526Al Overy

"Excuse me, do you have somewhere I can try these rubber gloves?"

23/01/22 20:00:25

 
The Wolf Vote score: 16170The Wolf

An ingenious way to make men go shopping.

23/01/22 20:00:21

 
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