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"Do you need a hand in there?"
23/01/22 20:00:09
“Are you being perved?”
23/01/22 20:08:17
"...Okay, be honest,darling, does thismake my arse look big?"
23/01/22 20:00:42
Good customer cervix.
23/01/22 20:32:10
"This is a bit tight. Can I try the next size up?"
23/01/22 20:00:12
"Do you need a ha-""No no, I'm fine."
23/01/22 20:00:08
‘Do you have any openings?’
23/01/22 21:03:37
"I don't know about that shirt, but your prostate looks good."
23/01/22 20:24:03
"Welcome to Customs."
23/01/22 20:06:59
They're all full - which is a pain in the arse.
23/01/22 20:00:57
To make a good impression at my new job, I need to knuckle down.
23/01/22 20:00:25
"Would you believe, I was stopped by security on the way out and accused of stealing! Apparently someone was missing a wristwatch!"
23/01/22 20:05:22
"Mummy, why is someone shouting 'IT'S TOO BIG!'?"
23/01/22 20:02:32
White knuckle ride
23/01/22 23:23:01
Cry before you Buy
23/01/22 20:54:02
This area of Sports Direct is for pugilists
23/01/22 20:31:25
"No madam, Ben Dover is not my name."
23/01/22 20:25:25
“No Dave, I said let’s try M&S.”
23/01/22 20:24:29
🎵 First floor: TelephonesGents' ready-made suitsShirts, socks, ties, hatsUnderwear and 12 inch dildosGoing up 🎵
23/01/22 20:21:52
Happy Shopper.
23/01/22 20:18:15
"What does C&A stand for Mummy?""Er... Clothing and Accessories dear."
23/01/22 20:14:10
“Where are all the customers?”“They’re in there having fun with Mrs Slocombe’s pussy.”
23/01/22 20:13:54
"I've always wanted to try going there, but... I'm afraid of my perineum splisting."
23/01/22 20:01:12
"Do you think I should try it on?""That's really not necessary madam considering my hand is already up your vagina."
23/01/22 20:00:55
They are always a tight fit.
23/01/22 20:00:28
"Excuse me, do you have somewhere I can try these rubber gloves?"
An ingenious way to make men go shopping.
23/01/22 20:00:21
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