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Mark England Vote score: 18448Mark England

"Blimey your dog is reading that book. That's amazing"
"Not really, he's supposed to be studying for his police exam"

28/05/21 12:17:19

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

"Hmmm. 'How about we try the human position?'"

28/05/21 12:08:29

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Nina Dutton Vote score: 430Nina Dutton

Wow, it’s amazing what you find under your owner’s bed.

28/05/21 12:06:48

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

Special scratch-and-sniff edition.

28/05/21 12:33:43

 
Tony S Vote score: 2329Tony S

Interesting reading at the vets, certainly better than that other book How to put down Alsatians.

28/05/21 12:24:21

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Lol --Karyn Harrison
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

The Bitch Liker's Guide to the Gallantry

28/05/21 12:19:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

...if you have a big bone let her have it.

28/05/21 12:05:35

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 5304Lucky Elperro

"Rule number one, don't eat your own crap in front of them...hmmm interesting".

28/05/21 14:51:45

 
stone face Vote score: 9797stone face

"Oh I like this section..Reader's Woofs

28/05/21 12:41:53

 
Al Overy Vote score: 5968Al Overy

Only yesterday I found my pet rock reading 'What slag?' magazine.

28/05/21 12:06:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Rex in the City.

28/05/21 12:16:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

Definitely do NOT invite her to see some puppies OR ask her to show you her puppies.

28/05/21 13:15:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

"Ask if they've seen 'Canine and a Half Weeks'."

28/05/21 12:31:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

"Lassie come to my home."

28/05/21 12:12:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

Chapter 4: Bum sniffing

28/05/21 12:06:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

"Pay attention to the weather.. "

"Red sky at night, Shepherd's delight."

28/05/21 13:09:37

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

'They respond favourably to being whined and dined'

28/05/21 13:08:11

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

So that's why he was eyeing my ex-wife.
(*Just kidding, we're on good terms.)

28/05/21 12:46:23

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

I'm going to take a wild guess here and say he's just looking at it for the pictures.

28/05/21 12:32:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 16907Stephen Bean

Pedigree Charm

28/05/21 12:03:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

Rex has been reading the book for that long the corners have become dog-eared.

28/05/21 12:53:22

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2798Willie Johnson

When it comes to how to pick up bitches, he wrote the book.

28/05/21 12:40:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11851Mr Dome

Chapter 6: Ball Licking

28/05/21 12:07:10

 
Ryan French Vote score: 100Ryan French

Dog: oh yes!! I'd give her a bone.

30/05/21 1:46:55

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 562Gavin Smithers

"So I'm going to be a guide dog,
but every dog has its day."

28/05/21 21:54:38

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 8080Glyn Evans

Introduction

It's easy. First give them something to bitch about. It doesn't need to be real, as long as there's potential for drama. Below is the evidence that this method works.

End of Book

Bought this book for £30? Now that's proof that there's a sucker born every minute.

28/05/21 18:46:24

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 8303Hercules Rockefeller

At least she never found the book about putting down bitches.

28/05/21 15:04:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 15370Vanessa the Guesser

Is this Boner Fido?

28/05/21 13:48:21

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3674Scrijjy Doo

Chapter 1: It's a dog eat dog world.

28/05/21 13:32:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11917Neil Mackenzie

Under no circumstances ever say I want you to have my Puppies.
However if she ever says I want to have your Puppies, you are onto a winner.

28/05/21 13:18:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 25305Ian Skelding

Litterate

28/05/21 12:57:24

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7779Vivvy En

'Now this is something I can get my teeth into'

28/05/21 12:50:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 34125Tony Edwards

Pawnography

28/05/21 12:47:49

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2908GeeDee

No matter how many books you read you will never understand the female sex of any type!!

28/05/21 12:44:42

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That's great advice. This Lesbian Alsatian obviously needs help. She just doesn't understand bitches --Glyn Evans
alexandra ball Vote score: 1267alexandra ball

Paws for thought.

28/05/21 12:25:26

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Jack Russell Brand

28/05/21 12:20:52

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21659John Glover

Magnetic balls.
(available on the internet)

28/05/21 12:14:08

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

"'Use your unique insight and literary qualifications' they said. 'Write reviews for the New Yorker' they said..."

28/05/21 12:07:37

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 21225Troompa Loompa

Dave had thought he was a woofter.

28/05/21 12:05:12

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 24493Michael Winner

"Let's see... 'Girl, you remind me of a box of chocolates- 'cos I wanna sniff your butt.' Another one- 'Are you from Korea? Because you could be having your butt sniffed by me'."

28/05/21 12:03:52

 
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