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“No wonder his cheeks are red.”
06/12/21 8:45:57
''This is for getting stuck up the wrong chimney last night.''
06/12/21 8:00:34
"And that's for making such a mess of the bedsheets last night.""Sorry! But you know I only come once a year."
06/12/21 8:05:36
"...and what time do you call this to come home, stinking of sherry?"
06/12/21 8:19:55
are you sure this will dislodge the mince pie stuck in your throat?
06/12/21 10:38:35
Merry XXXmas
06/12/21 8:03:10
Slapland
06/12/21 8:00:06
"I must go and sort my sack out now.""Sorry Santa! I didn't mean to hit it so hard."
06/12/21 8:03:40
"Yule hurt in the morning."
06/12/21 8:22:47
If that's what you get for being on the Naughty list then sign me up.
06/12/21 8:02:48
"Aw go on, get the strap on out please?""NO. Naughty boys don't get any toys, you should know that."
06/12/21 8:38:52
''There's hundreds of in-store festive promotions, so make sure this Christmas is an S & M Christmas.''
06/12/21 8:11:09
And with that the wicked witch shoved her broom up Santa's arse and they both lived happily ever after. The End
06/12/21 9:44:56
Slappy Christmas.
06/12/21 8:25:07
"Harder, harder. C'mon, put some Christmas spirit into it"
06/12/21 8:16:01