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“No wonder his cheeks are red.”

06/12/21 8:45:57

''This is for getting stuck up the wrong chimney last night.''

06/12/21 8:00:34

"And that's for making such a mess of the bedsheets last night."

"Sorry! But you know I only come once a year."

06/12/21 8:05:36

"...and what time do you call this to come home, stinking of sherry?"

06/12/21 8:19:55

are you sure this will dislodge the mince pie stuck in your throat?

06/12/21 10:38:35

Merry XXXmas

06/12/21 8:03:10

Slapland

06/12/21 8:00:06

"I must go and sort my sack out now."

"Sorry Santa! I didn't mean to hit it so hard."

06/12/21 8:03:40

"Yule hurt in the morning."

06/12/21 8:22:47

If that's what you get for being on the Naughty list then sign me up.

06/12/21 8:02:48

"Aw go on, get the strap on out please?"

"NO. Naughty boys don't get any toys, you should know that."

06/12/21 8:38:52

''There's hundreds of in-store festive promotions, so make sure this Christmas is an S & M Christmas.''

06/12/21 8:11:09

And with that the wicked witch shoved her broom up Santa's arse and they both lived happily ever after. The End

06/12/21 9:44:56

Slappy Christmas.

06/12/21 8:25:07

"Harder, harder. C'mon, put some Christmas spirit into it"

06/12/21 8:16:01