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"It's octuplets again, Mrs Petrov."
18/11/22 8:00:12
"Tell me doctor, what did the scan show?""Hmm... Can you drive a minibus?"
18/11/22 8:03:34
'Now about your x-rays…’
18/11/22 8:02:44
I know I'm on the large side, Doctor, but I feel like there's a thin person inside me that's trying to get out.
18/11/22 8:00:10
"I'm afraid it's the big W, Mrs Stroganoff. You have wood worm."
18/11/22 9:35:24
"You're pregnant. And your foetus is pregnant. And your foetus's foetus is pregnant. And your foetus's foetus's foetus is pregnant..."
18/11/22 8:00:34
You can tell these are dolls. You'd never get to see a doctor face to face in real life.
18/11/22 8:00:09, edited: 18/11/22 8:10:01
''What makes you think you're a captioneer?''''I keep repeating myself.''
18/11/22 8:23:19
- Well doctor I keep hearing voices in my head- And what are they saying- я очень ненавижу анона
18/11/22 8:13:24
“Just so I’m clear…you’ve got just ONE lot of health insurance?”
18/11/22 8:01:28
"A natural birth will be impossible, Mrs Doll. I've ordered a conjuror with a saw."
18/11/22 8:01:16
"I've seen the Psychiatric report and it says you're too full of yourself."
18/11/22 8:23:41
"Listen, it doesn't matter if people think you're a splitter, it's what's inside you that counts."
18/11/22 8:01:47
"Good news...the surgeon has managed to fit you in every day next week and twice on saturday."
18/11/22 11:13:45, edited: 18/11/22 14:46:53
"Look, I think you're pretty, but I can't handle the size discrepancy. If only there was a slightly smaller identical version of you."
18/11/22 8:09:57
"I've been feeling really empty lately. Bloody Putin and his conscription."
18/11/22 8:05:38
"So how do you feel within yourself?"
18/11/22 8:04:57
“I think you need something to bring you out of yourself a bit more.”
18/11/22 8:00:19
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